Thursday, September 3, 2009

Freestyle. (Question it all)

*Movin' through tha crowd* "Matt Lloyd...Full fledged heathen.... damn glad to meet cha." What's good my pretties? What's goin' on? what's here? what's hip? what's now? I jus' wanted to drop a line to say hi. (Other words: No specific sh*t to write.) Ya know me...I people watch. (No stalkin' or "American Beauty") Tha followin' is a series questions that I need phuckin' answers to...Heeerrre weeeee gooooo...

Why do tha most ugliest actin' men and women, have tha strongest smell of self-esteem?!? Why are we obsessed wit "Keepin' up wit tha Joneses"?!? Why don't we honor and tell people we love them while they're here, instead of when they die?!? Why is love so hard to come by?!? How come people can communicate via social networkin' sites, but they're stutterin',stammerin' idiots when in person?!?

Why does'nt Monostat make a extra strength cream for guys that wear skinny jeans, and tooo tight t-shirts?!? Why when some women wear wigs,why do some look of em' look like that hooker in "Car Wash"?!? Why would a guy pay 2500$ for a car, only to put 8000$ worth of wheels, and 7000$ worth of sound system?!? Why would a woman by 300$ Manolo sandals, only to have her feet look like Mini-knuckles?!?

Why would you get pissed off if ya buy a piece of jewelry at a kiosk in tha mall ,and it turns colors?!? (IT'S FROM A DAMN KIIIIOSSSK) Not a store. Ladies..why can't tha guy who you buy your purses from, get better immigrants to stitch them together?!? (Also..some of that sh*t..naturally looks fake.) Fellas ...why do you insist on wantin' two women at tha same time, when you're steadily disappointin' tha on you have?!? (Read a book..watch a movie..learn sumthin.) Is there a reason why you can sport 200$ jeans...200$ sneakers...300$ leather jacket..but you're beggin' your co-workers for 5$?!?

Now that I've left this steamy pile on tha lawn...think of tha questions you want answered. Tha object of tha game is, never jus' accept anything for what it looks, or sounds like. ASK.

Aiight..operators are standin' by. Hit me @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or FaceBook me (Fellas..why do some of ya'll have ya shirts off in ya photo?!?) or follow me on tha Twitter (MAYHEMM09)*funny sh*t ensues*