I decided to be social Friday night and hang out wit tha "Beautiful" people. I think I'm gonna try this bullet point list thing because...shit, I can.
- Ya ever notice security guys at a club, NEVER look like they go hungry?!? Also, It seems that clubs are hiring a lot of "Charles Barkley" stunt doubles for security.
- In terms of tha club atmosphere, is it me, or does it remind you of Halloween?!? Damn near everybody is pretendin' to be somebody else. Not to mention, no one wants to play tha part of an adult..just a selfish-azz kid.
- Ladies, Is there a reason why SOME feel tha need, to work out yo "Daddy" issues at tha club?!? There's a good reason ladies why SOME of you, can't keep or attract, a good man. If you're tryin' to meet "Mr.Right" in a "Meat Market" atmosphere, where you KNOW that, you're already lowering your standards, by dressin' like you should be singin' "Bad Girls" by Donna Summer..How do you expect to attract tha man you need? (Yeah, I said NEED. What you WANT aint always good for ya.) BE YOURSELF. Tha attraction will follow.
- Fellas, how phucked is your self-esteem if tha only way you can even attempt to dialouge wit' tha opposite sex, (Or even same sex...No FishSticks) is if you use tha "MooLah" principle?!? Money,cars, or that fake-azz ChinChilla coat, (NOTE: By tha way..If you're OVER 275LBS and you're wearin' a FUR whatever coat PLEEEASE STOP! it looks like you Wear and Molest Bears.) won't help your quest for a mate,if you open yo mouth, and you're a phuckin' idiot. TRY THIS. Try bein' respectable,polite and attentive and most important...LISTEN. Ya may actually attract someone who you won't have to go see tha doctor afterwards.
*Looks out at Audience. Notices stares.* I see, I observe too much huh? Well..I could be wrong, BUT judgin' by your look, I could be on to something. Seeee...It's always good to just be ya damn self. Ya never know who's watchin'.
Mmmmmm...Honesty. Tastes good. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 or follow my chicanery on www.twitter/mayhemm09 ONE LOVE.
