Saturday, May 30, 2009

Track 6.(Talkin bout church folks..)

Let tha chuuurch say.... let me stop. Had to get this one off my chest. As you go out to or have come back from, your place of worship, jus remember why you go to worship. If i'm correct you go to get your praise on, not yo fashion show on, or gossip girl on, or "deacon Jones tryin' to a find a new wife on".

All i'm tryin to say is tha more you engage in petty azz jealousy,gossip and using tha church as a singles mixer, you are blockin your own blessings. let's try sumthin different huh? Let us actually LISTEN to the sermon. Let's take sumthing out of the message, other than you thinkin' you can take Sister Jones out hmmm?


Wit this being said, Let's learn sumthin on sundays. It's tha day of rest, but i'm sure that god was still alert and listenin'

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Track 5. (Friday's reflection pool)

Hi ho people! thank god it's Friday up in this biznitch. (how ethnic huh?)Well, as I started puttin' together my thoughts for this one, I believe the best approach for what I have to say to say is to be blunt. BE FRIGGIN THANKFUL DAMMIT!!!! Ahhh, they heard me throughout the "Stop and Shop".

Everybody is goin' through sumthing. Whether it's bills, car troubles, or the relationshits (see other post) you got sumthing on ya plate. But whatever it is ya gotta believe that its gonna get better! Also, s**t could be worse. Take it from a guy who works at tha "Stop and Shop" .The kids on those Save tha children ads get paid more than me. ( and i'm a college graduminate)

On top of that I'm at that age where, I care for BOTH of my parents. Yeah at some point you will face, or have faced what i'm goin through. On the other hand, I know my s**t could've been worse, I could be Spencer Pratt. (come on.... I'm not playin)

So as you venture out amongst us this weekend, jus know that SOMEBODY does care, and SOMEBODY will always have it worse. But keep ya friggin head up.


If ya reeeeeallly want to feel better about yo life... follow my azz (no homo) on Twitter. My life could be sum theraputic shit.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Track 3. (I got issues)

As I sit here drinkin my Tahitian Treat fruit punch, (yes, it's a real beverage) a thought occurred to me, about my new journey into the internets. I'm already riding the fine line of contradiction. I'm on the internets, sprewing forth my life,opinions and other facets under a another name.

How many times have you read an opinion,or some other jibberish from another party, and its under a nickname, or some user name s**t?. I understand to a certain extent, why people protect their idenities. With all the...what's the technical term....oh yeah, idiot ass mofos out there,one has to take precautions to keep these idiots in their momma's basement only. (don't get it twisted, i'm in mom's guestroom. I'm bourgeois that way)On the other hand, if you're if you have the testicular fortitude to say it, then ride the wave with ya real name.

Ok, ok I'll compromise. I'll still continue my bullshit, but, I'll give you part of my name. You can never say I don't practice what I preach. So the next time you post something, if you're going to use those god-awful nicknames like "balls deep" or "pornostarr1" (fellas can you say inadequate penis) or "sexy"or "pretty" or "thick"(ladies can you say ya'll need a hug) hell, even Mayhemm09. Dat shit sounds like A. some "Worlds of Warcraft" s**t. B. I sing in a Slipknot tribute band. My name's Matt what's your's?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Track 2.(could'nt sleep)

Aiight, I know I said I was going to make my debut on June 8th, but shit, I could'nt sleep so here I am. Anywhoo, I must be in a world of weird to choose this particular forum, to help myself. If you're lookin for some thought provoking ish, take yo ass to Huffington Post or those other strong scented opinion forums.



My shit is strictly from tha heart. I write for theraputic purposes, not for tha shock value. Yes I have opinions, but like assholes everybody has one. Mine are tapered with sometimes funny shit. Ok, come on would you rather read about the same celebrity train wrecks, or of someone who walks among you, going through the same ish you are, if not more. So if you think your life is complicated, in disarray on just that f***ked up.... please tune in. Its cheaper than those doctors on WebMD. My shit is'nt Chaucer, it just flows.



If ya curiosity is piqued, then follow me on Twitter as well. (mayhemm09) Damn, a grown ass man even typing Twitter is wrong. Well, this is what you get when you listen to Eminem's song "beautiful" too many times in a weekend. Tune in on Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays to see if i'm makin any breakthoughs or slippin even further. Who knows maybe, in a jedi mind trick way you can help yourself. Don't forget tha Twitter. Til then.........