ONE LOVE to MEDIATAKEOUT.COM for this snapshot at Coon-americana. Ya know me...I'm not surprised at where tha tattoo is. BUT...1.Look at tha tattoo itself. It looks like a blueprint, for ways to get in and out of her Vagina. 2. If you look at tha RIGHT AZZ CHEEK (Top Half) it looks like she had pimples that she busted recently. (It was a SLOW day at work for me to notice this sh!t...)Friday, December 18, 2009
Simply CoonTastic.
ONE LOVE to MEDIATAKEOUT.COM for this snapshot at Coon-americana. Ya know me...I'm not surprised at where tha tattoo is. BUT...1.Look at tha tattoo itself. It looks like a blueprint, for ways to get in and out of her Vagina. 2. If you look at tha RIGHT AZZ CHEEK (Top Half) it looks like she had pimples that she busted recently. (It was a SLOW day at work for me to notice this sh!t...)
Monday, December 14, 2009
Holiday Musings ( I threw tha pin...But held tha grenade.)
As I stand here dippin' my "Member" in a Jar of Nutella, Havin' Daytime/Nocturnal emissions about that Threesome I want with, S. Epatha Merkerson, All of tha cocktail (HeeHee..I said Cock...then I said Tail...#ImmatureMoment.) Waitresses at Revelations (Go and look.) And tha one woman on my FaceBook page who looks like she's had her SweaterMeat fluffed...but they're natural. Look...I know It's more than three, but, shit I have a hearty appetite..And I want those 3 minutes and 12 seconds of pleasure, to go a looong way. (Seee ladies...I'm quite a catch.)
AnyHoo.. I was also thinkin' bout, this time of tha year. A LOT of us go into recluse mode when it comes to holiday cheer and shit. Whether it's due your financial situation, lack of a support system or just bitter, sad memories of holidays past...we tend to shut tha world out and cease to smile.
Well, I could'nt sit (Of course I can't sit...My Penis is Marinating in Nutella..hellooo.) and watch another soul go without some...uh...er...umm...cheer. So as I Marinate my Member, I decided to get some shit off my chest. My thoughts. If not to make ya think, to make you realize that "Matt's a sick phuck and MY HOLIDAY/LIFE AIN'T SO BAD."
Soooo...There's no rhyme or reason to these questions and statements. (Duh..my shit is called RantsOfAMadMan.) Just read and know that, these are my opinions and my trains of thought. *Takes Penis out of Nutella and sprinkles Cinnamon on Penis, and places it back in, to marinate more.* Enter at your own risk.
- I don't understand how someone can be soooo "Christian", "God Fearin'", and all tha buzz words of a good person, on a Social Networkin' website, and everytime I peep ya Pic... ya showin' me your Scattered Soft-core Porn azz ,wit some message next to it from Rev Run, or some shit. I'm sure Rev Run appreciates you soakin' in his message, but tha pic wit you and your SweaterMeat all out (Ladies) and those pics wit you clutchin' your "Imagination" (Fellas) seems to confuse tha hell out of me. Pick a damn lane, when ya tryin' to live right.
- Is there a reason why we would rather Text, E-mail, Instant message, Carrier-damn-Pigeon, someone we want/need to communicate with, rather than Call their azz?!?
- Ladies....In my opinion, DO NOT feel insecure about your stretch marks. It makes you look like a sexy Tigress. For Fellas, It makes you look like you got mauled by a Wolverine.
- Fellas OVER 36. What part of your self-esteem, perspective or dignity tells you, that you can keep up with someone considerably YOUNGER then yo azz?!? See... Ya seem to can't keep women ya own age happy, why phuck around and make "Miss Daddy Issues" sad?
- Women OVER 36. I understand that findin' a YOUNGER man is somewhat sexy. But if you ALREADY had/have kids, do you want another "Mr. Not to Damn Developed.. Mentally / Mommy breast fed him tooo damn long" sittin' on your couch, eatin' your Breyer's?
- Ladies...Don't you feel better when you wear MATCHIN' Bra and Panties?!?
- Don't you hate when you see someone dressed to impress, and their teeth look like they're havin' a gang fight in their mouth?!? You would think if He/She could afford those clothes, they could afford 1-800 DENTIST.
- Have you ever wondered how much sequins it would take, to make a dress for Aretha Franklin? (Google a current pic of her.)
- Trey Songz wrote a song called "I invented Sex". If he did, in fact "Invent" sex, That means he "Invented" those STD's. #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. Have you ever stared at a woman's azz so hard, you thought you saw YOUR reflection?!?
- Porn should really be called.."Shit that will NEVA happen to you."
- Ladies/Fellas. Have you ever Masterbated soooo hard, ya blacked out? (Don't judge me. I got carried away one friday night, I woke up, it was Saturday afternoon. Mmmmm... Nutella.)
- I found out that tickets to a New Year's Eve party Featuring R.Kelly, may cost near 200$. For that much, is he gonna personally come over and pee in my champange glass?!? (Don't think I want a R.Kelly Mimosa.)
- When you see a "CockEyed" person wearin' glasses, Do you ever just think...*In old black churrrch lady's voice* "That baby need more medicine, in them glasses." Or "Maybe those Hubble telescope lenses can help."
- Ladies...a little F.Y.I. Look at your boyfriend / husband when they're brushin' their teeth. If they have no gag reflex, when they brush their tongue, They may be on tha DL. (Hmmm. Wait for it....Wait for it....) #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. If your wife has no gag reflex...DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION. get couseling. If your Girfriend has no gag reflex MARRY HER. But, put a surveilence chip in her weave, so you can keep up wit your "Precious Find."
As you can see...I don't have tha sense God gave mice. But as I stated before, These are just my thoughts. I'll have more as tha year ends. If nothin' else, this makes you feel NORMAL. (Whateva dat is.) *Takes Penis out of tha Nutella. Admires tha glaze and Cinnamon sprinkles.* If only I was double jointed, I'd neva leave tha house. BON APPETITE.
Call me.. I'm in tha book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
Ya gotta follow this shit in real time. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 See you should feel better bout' yoself already.
AnyHoo.. I was also thinkin' bout, this time of tha year. A LOT of us go into recluse mode when it comes to holiday cheer and shit. Whether it's due your financial situation, lack of a support system or just bitter, sad memories of holidays past...we tend to shut tha world out and cease to smile.
Well, I could'nt sit (Of course I can't sit...My Penis is Marinating in Nutella..hellooo.) and watch another soul go without some...uh...er...umm...cheer. So as I Marinate my Member, I decided to get some shit off my chest. My thoughts. If not to make ya think, to make you realize that "Matt's a sick phuck and MY HOLIDAY/LIFE AIN'T SO BAD."
Soooo...There's no rhyme or reason to these questions and statements. (Duh..my shit is called RantsOfAMadMan.) Just read and know that, these are my opinions and my trains of thought. *Takes Penis out of Nutella and sprinkles Cinnamon on Penis, and places it back in, to marinate more.* Enter at your own risk.
- I don't understand how someone can be soooo "Christian", "God Fearin'", and all tha buzz words of a good person, on a Social Networkin' website, and everytime I peep ya Pic... ya showin' me your Scattered Soft-core Porn azz ,wit some message next to it from Rev Run, or some shit. I'm sure Rev Run appreciates you soakin' in his message, but tha pic wit you and your SweaterMeat all out (Ladies) and those pics wit you clutchin' your "Imagination" (Fellas) seems to confuse tha hell out of me. Pick a damn lane, when ya tryin' to live right.
- Is there a reason why we would rather Text, E-mail, Instant message, Carrier-damn-Pigeon, someone we want/need to communicate with, rather than Call their azz?!?
- Ladies....In my opinion, DO NOT feel insecure about your stretch marks. It makes you look like a sexy Tigress. For Fellas, It makes you look like you got mauled by a Wolverine.
- Fellas OVER 36. What part of your self-esteem, perspective or dignity tells you, that you can keep up with someone considerably YOUNGER then yo azz?!? See... Ya seem to can't keep women ya own age happy, why phuck around and make "Miss Daddy Issues" sad?
- Women OVER 36. I understand that findin' a YOUNGER man is somewhat sexy. But if you ALREADY had/have kids, do you want another "Mr. Not to Damn Developed.. Mentally / Mommy breast fed him tooo damn long" sittin' on your couch, eatin' your Breyer's?
- Ladies...Don't you feel better when you wear MATCHIN' Bra and Panties?!?
- Don't you hate when you see someone dressed to impress, and their teeth look like they're havin' a gang fight in their mouth?!? You would think if He/She could afford those clothes, they could afford 1-800 DENTIST.
- Have you ever wondered how much sequins it would take, to make a dress for Aretha Franklin? (Google a current pic of her.)
- Trey Songz wrote a song called "I invented Sex". If he did, in fact "Invent" sex, That means he "Invented" those STD's. #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. Have you ever stared at a woman's azz so hard, you thought you saw YOUR reflection?!?
- Porn should really be called.."Shit that will NEVA happen to you."
- Ladies/Fellas. Have you ever Masterbated soooo hard, ya blacked out? (Don't judge me. I got carried away one friday night, I woke up, it was Saturday afternoon. Mmmmm... Nutella.)
- I found out that tickets to a New Year's Eve party Featuring R.Kelly, may cost near 200$. For that much, is he gonna personally come over and pee in my champange glass?!? (Don't think I want a R.Kelly Mimosa.)
- When you see a "CockEyed" person wearin' glasses, Do you ever just think...*In old black churrrch lady's voice* "That baby need more medicine, in them glasses." Or "Maybe those Hubble telescope lenses can help."
- Ladies...a little F.Y.I. Look at your boyfriend / husband when they're brushin' their teeth. If they have no gag reflex, when they brush their tongue, They may be on tha DL. (Hmmm. Wait for it....Wait for it....) #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. If your wife has no gag reflex...DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION. get couseling. If your Girfriend has no gag reflex MARRY HER. But, put a surveilence chip in her weave, so you can keep up wit your "Precious Find."
As you can see...I don't have tha sense God gave mice. But as I stated before, These are just my thoughts. I'll have more as tha year ends. If nothin' else, this makes you feel NORMAL. (Whateva dat is.) *Takes Penis out of tha Nutella. Admires tha glaze and Cinnamon sprinkles.* If only I was double jointed, I'd neva leave tha house. BON APPETITE.
Call me.. I'm in tha book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
Ya gotta follow this shit in real time. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 See you should feel better bout' yoself already.
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