THANK YOU'S AND SHOUT OUTS ON MY ALBUM.
First of all I wanna thank God/Lord/Savior/The Creator/ What you call him here, for blessing me with this talent. I wanna thank my Mom and my Dad (At Least that's what they told me.) for "Smackin' Dat azz" to The Dells.."The Love we had..." and made ME.
I wanna thank the Teachers and staff of Elmer G. Kich Elementery and Rosa L. Parks middle Schools for my Education and me to be readin' anda writin' so good like.
I wanna thank the girls who were In my 7th and 8th grade classes, at Rosa L. Parks Middle School, when I went there. Some of you REEEEALLY "Filled out a Bra" before your time.
Shout Outs to tha guys that used to beat my azz, on tha way home. I hope whatever prison you're in, you can read this.
I wanna thank Thornton High School for tha 4 years that were...PHUCKIN AWWWWESOMME!!! To EVERY lady of my 4 years there...You are tha reason I LLLLLUUUVVV ME SOME CURVY AND SMARRRRRT WOMENS!!!!
To tha fellas of my High School, you gave "Tha Game" INTEGRITY...Nuff Said...
Shout Out to Illinois State University. When I first Started there, My liver was a child. When I left, It was an Old-Azz Man wita Bladder problem. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: To tha Two Ladies that...Uh...Showed me with Tequila, What two Women that broke up wit their boyfriends may do,... if alone. (Needed Hand Lotion for a Month.)
Much Love and thanks to those that made this project worthwhile: MC Section 8 and tha link Card Mob, Qui-Qui LittleBritches, HangLow, Ashy Knucca, Trail-her Trash, Ms. YaSlipShowin., Snacke Cakes, Carol "Come Ta Momma" W., Azza K., Lil Cheryl Christian-actinazz, and SuperProducer Kim MarieFelt FirmBottom and Executive Producer ImOn SumBullShyt.
Also I would like to Acknowledge the Producers who DID NOT work on this Project: (Reasons are in Parentheses) Maurice J. (The Check I Paid him Bounced and his Brother told him not to.) Hula M. (He Cost too Much.) Stacy K. ( He Laughed at me too hard.) Azza K, (I only could afford one song from him AND The check I gave him Bounced.) George C. (The Check I gave him Bounced AND he laughed at me too hard.)
Code F.I. (They gave me an OLD business card AND I sent the check to the address on the OLD business card!) Farley J.M.F. (Fell on the Floor..could'nt stop Laughing for 20/30 Minutes, Then told security to throw me out.) Superior Media G. (Gave me an OLD e-mail address. AND I sent my check routing info to the OLD e-mail address.) Chicago Larry (He Did call me back BUT he's too phuckin'creepy.)
SPECIAL LOVE: To my FaceBook Family. I Love Each and every one of you. Especially you. To ALL of my Twitter Family. I Love ya always. To ALL the Internet radio, Pirate Radio, Somalian Radio, Hispanic Radio, and those High Schools and small Colleges with BARELY a Audio-Visual Department. Thank you for Playin' it.
PLEASE SUPPORT!!! WWW.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM This Organization Helps over 40 Skrippers obtain decent shining Clear Heels and Thongs with Dignity and Respect.
STAY TUNED FOR TOUR INFORMATION. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS TOUR 2009/2010 .
Contact InFo. www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 5/Reviews are in.
!!!! THE REVIEWS ARE IN!!!!Matt L's CD, "Gurl..Was That U, Or me?!?" is a Certified banger!!! Here are some of the Reviews:
"Matt L's personal best..."- Vibe Magazine.
"This year's "The Chronic 2001" - FatBack Weekly.
"Matt's Flute solo on "Punanni Stew" is reminicent of Jimi Hendrix"- High Times Magazine.
"AshleyStewartsex/LaneBryantLuv" is this year's "Moments in Love" - Black Tail Magazine/CurvySpot.com
"Just when you thought Kanye West had the "Fruity" game sewn up, Here comes Matt L. - The advocate.
"Matt is in the same realm as Jay-Z!... If Jay-Z had a stroke." - Matt's Deseased Grandmother in a seance.
"Matt's Vocals on "Sack Across yo Face" Sounds so Much like that" - ASSLIKETHAT.net
"Matt L's and Carol W's collaboration on "Now U know we Can't Both Fit On tha Dresser/DairyQueensex" Reminds you of Jay-Z and Beyonce's "Crazy in love". If Jay-Z and Beyonce were Epileptic" - The Outhere Brothers.
"The Video for "U Reeeally Wanna Put it in There?!?" Was just what B.E.T./MTV/VH1/9.2.5./V.I.P.TV /Adult Film/fetish Video industry needed" - All the Ladies that Participated. (which were Women from Matt's FaceBook Page And a local "Hooter's"AND Drunk women at Rev's AND Over 40 Cougars working at Arnie's Idle Hour.)
"Matt Sniffed model airplane glue as a child,to make this CD happen" - CODE F.I./Superior Media Group.
There you have it. Be on the lookout for the "BetweenYoTwoPillows" Tour coming soon. Continue to request it at your local Skrip clubs, lounges, liquor Stores and Ashley Stewarts / Lane bryant (Lingerie Sections) Stores.
Please continue to support this album. 20% of the proceeds go to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM . So far, we have raised 20,000 dollars (All In One Dollar Bills.) Let's Keep em' in clear heels.
Questions..Comments...Your review.... http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 4/Release Day.
!!!!!RELEASE DAY!!!!!
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Friday, November 13, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy Pt 3.
BIOGRAPHY/DISCOGRAPHY/FILMOGRAPHY Cont.
Ten years past since we heard music from Matt L. Sick and tired of how the music industry became so "Cookie Cutter", Matt set out to create music, on his Independent record label, IMSUCHADUMBAZZ. (Which in Swahili means...Nothing.)
On this label, Matt would create such street anthems as "Gurl U know U Hungry", " Gurl..I just played Basketball..That's why They smell like dat", " Yo C - Section went that far up?!?" and popular love ballad "CrookedPenis" (Which means in Spanish is "El Crooked O Penis O".)
In 2005,Matt started his "ManGina" MixTape series. Once a Year since then, The ManGina Mixtapes have put out, some of the hottest songs and artists of the past Ten years.
Groups such as "Section 8 and tha Link card 3" , "HangLow" and "JuicyDouche" Have always brought the streets what it wanted.
Now in 2009, It's time for Matt L. (MC StinkyStik) to personally deliver,what the streets ordered.
"Gurl..Was that U, or Me" is believed to be his personal best. The song "Gurl U Need to Change Yo Diet, Because U don't smell right Down there" is Classic Matt L. The beats on the song... "Ashley Stewart Sex Wit Lane Bryant Luv" Is a Slow Jam, that will be the new "Moments In Love"
He's not done with acting. In 2009 he signed with SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions for a series of Love/Hardcore/Softcore stories based on his CD.
And when he's not creating new music, or acting in his own pornos..He's just Matt. Innovator, Entertainer, Entrepreneur, And in a word....RETARDED. ( In Norwegian it means DipShit.) Please support this "Special" Man.
DISCOGRAPHY.
1984 - "Let me do that to U in tha bushes"
1986 - " Big Bra Gurl"
1990 - "No Gag Reflex Huh?!?"
1995- "How U get it to do that?!?"
2005- "HeGina" MixTape series. Vol 1."Why Do My Finger smell like Cheese?!?"
2006- "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 2. "GynoLuv"
2007 - "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 3. " Then she Kissed Me in tha mouf"
2008- "HeGina" MixTape series Vol 4. " My Face Looks like a Glazed Donut"
2009- "Gurl..Was that U, or Me?!?" IMSUCHADUMBAZZ Productions. 2009.
FILMOGRAPHY.
2009 To Present. "Hawaiian Silky" - Character: ComeMeWannaLeiU. SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions. 2009.
Any Questions, Comments, Please Feel free to Reach out. http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/ or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Ten years past since we heard music from Matt L. Sick and tired of how the music industry became so "Cookie Cutter", Matt set out to create music, on his Independent record label, IMSUCHADUMBAZZ. (Which in Swahili means...Nothing.)
On this label, Matt would create such street anthems as "Gurl U know U Hungry", " Gurl..I just played Basketball..That's why They smell like dat", " Yo C - Section went that far up?!?" and popular love ballad "CrookedPenis" (Which means in Spanish is "El Crooked O Penis O".)
In 2005,Matt started his "ManGina" MixTape series. Once a Year since then, The ManGina Mixtapes have put out, some of the hottest songs and artists of the past Ten years.
Groups such as "Section 8 and tha Link card 3" , "HangLow" and "JuicyDouche" Have always brought the streets what it wanted.
Now in 2009, It's time for Matt L. (MC StinkyStik) to personally deliver,what the streets ordered.
"Gurl..Was that U, or Me" is believed to be his personal best. The song "Gurl U Need to Change Yo Diet, Because U don't smell right Down there" is Classic Matt L. The beats on the song... "Ashley Stewart Sex Wit Lane Bryant Luv" Is a Slow Jam, that will be the new "Moments In Love"
He's not done with acting. In 2009 he signed with SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions for a series of Love/Hardcore/Softcore stories based on his CD.
And when he's not creating new music, or acting in his own pornos..He's just Matt. Innovator, Entertainer, Entrepreneur, And in a word....RETARDED. ( In Norwegian it means DipShit.) Please support this "Special" Man.
DISCOGRAPHY.
1984 - "Let me do that to U in tha bushes"
1986 - " Big Bra Gurl"
1990 - "No Gag Reflex Huh?!?"
1995- "How U get it to do that?!?"
2005- "HeGina" MixTape series. Vol 1."Why Do My Finger smell like Cheese?!?"
2006- "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 2. "GynoLuv"
2007 - "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 3. " Then she Kissed Me in tha mouf"
2008- "HeGina" MixTape series Vol 4. " My Face Looks like a Glazed Donut"
2009- "Gurl..Was that U, or Me?!?" IMSUCHADUMBAZZ Productions. 2009.
FILMOGRAPHY.
2009 To Present. "Hawaiian Silky" - Character: ComeMeWannaLeiU. SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions. 2009.
Any Questions, Comments, Please Feel free to Reach out. http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/ or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
My Own Worst Enemy Pt.2
BIOGRAPHY.
In Conjuction with Matt L's New CD release.We would like to bring you up to speed, about the man and his music, By "Starting From the top".
Matthew James Thelonious L. was born to African-American-Norwegian-Indian parents on September 3rd 197Sumthin'. In little Urban-Amish town called Harvey. As a youth, Matt has always, had an attraction to music. His mother Mabeline played the piano, as Matt would listen in his crib.
When Matt was only Six years old, He was learning to play Guitar,Saxophone , 808 Drum Machine, Flute and the Banjo. At Eight years old, He composed his first musical piece called "OOOO..gurl...I'm ln luh wit u gurl" Which later became "Girl you know its true" By Milli Vanilli.
At Ten years old , He left home to pursue a career in music. He landed a job in Chicago Illinois, As a session musician. He played CowBell for some of the most sonic bands, in the music Industry.
Earth,wind and Fire, Chicago , Survivor and Curtis Mayfield, just to name a few. But it was'nt until a chance meeting with an up and coming musician,named Prince Rogers Nelson, would Matt's career show such promise.
Prince would take Matt under his wing. Under Prince's tutlage, Matt would write, produce, perform his first recognized hit.
The song "Holly Hobbie Underoos" was the shot in the arm, Urban radio needed. At only Twelve years old, He was one of the opening acts for Prince's "1999" tour. Armed with a number one hit, and his melodic CowBell, Matt would dazzle audiences, with his playing and captive stage presence.
As the tour ended, Matt eventually signed with Warner Brothers. One of the stipulations in his contract was, he would write, produce, perform, play all instruments, cook , clean, and buy pizza.
The hits seemed to be non stop. Songs like, "Catch a gurl, Kiss a gurl", "Schwinn Stingray Luvvv" and the club hit "Yo Momma don't wear no Drawers..." Earned Matt Gold record status. "Yo Momma.." went Platinum, and was nominated for a Soul Train Award.
But alas, With the extensive touring, and the rigors of overnight celebrity, Things took a toll on Matt. On May 9th 198Sumthin', before he was to perform for the "United Colors Of Bennetton" concert of the Americas, Matt...simply Quit. He walked away from it all.
As time went on, scant sightings of Matt L. would be done. He pursued acting, and has been on shows "Sanford and Son" , "Charles in Charge" and the "What's goin' down" episode of "Sister, Sister" . He won the reoccuring role as Officer Tinson, a cop with a soft side.
After that, It would take ten years, for Matt to create music he would want to share with the world.
NEXT: His Discography And Current Project.
ANY QUESTIONS... www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ORRRR... Follow Him for Cd info, Tour dates etc.. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
In Conjuction with Matt L's New CD release.We would like to bring you up to speed, about the man and his music, By "Starting From the top".
Matthew James Thelonious L. was born to African-American-Norwegian-Indian parents on September 3rd 197Sumthin'. In little Urban-Amish town called Harvey. As a youth, Matt has always, had an attraction to music. His mother Mabeline played the piano, as Matt would listen in his crib.
When Matt was only Six years old, He was learning to play Guitar,Saxophone , 808 Drum Machine, Flute and the Banjo. At Eight years old, He composed his first musical piece called "OOOO..gurl...I'm ln luh wit u gurl" Which later became "Girl you know its true" By Milli Vanilli.
At Ten years old , He left home to pursue a career in music. He landed a job in Chicago Illinois, As a session musician. He played CowBell for some of the most sonic bands, in the music Industry.
Earth,wind and Fire, Chicago , Survivor and Curtis Mayfield, just to name a few. But it was'nt until a chance meeting with an up and coming musician,named Prince Rogers Nelson, would Matt's career show such promise.
Prince would take Matt under his wing. Under Prince's tutlage, Matt would write, produce, perform his first recognized hit.
The song "Holly Hobbie Underoos" was the shot in the arm, Urban radio needed. At only Twelve years old, He was one of the opening acts for Prince's "1999" tour. Armed with a number one hit, and his melodic CowBell, Matt would dazzle audiences, with his playing and captive stage presence.
As the tour ended, Matt eventually signed with Warner Brothers. One of the stipulations in his contract was, he would write, produce, perform, play all instruments, cook , clean, and buy pizza.
The hits seemed to be non stop. Songs like, "Catch a gurl, Kiss a gurl", "Schwinn Stingray Luvvv" and the club hit "Yo Momma don't wear no Drawers..." Earned Matt Gold record status. "Yo Momma.." went Platinum, and was nominated for a Soul Train Award.
But alas, With the extensive touring, and the rigors of overnight celebrity, Things took a toll on Matt. On May 9th 198Sumthin', before he was to perform for the "United Colors Of Bennetton" concert of the Americas, Matt...simply Quit. He walked away from it all.
As time went on, scant sightings of Matt L. would be done. He pursued acting, and has been on shows "Sanford and Son" , "Charles in Charge" and the "What's goin' down" episode of "Sister, Sister" . He won the reoccuring role as Officer Tinson, a cop with a soft side.
After that, It would take ten years, for Matt to create music he would want to share with the world.
NEXT: His Discography And Current Project.
ANY QUESTIONS... www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ORRRR... Follow Him for Cd info, Tour dates etc.. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Thursday, November 12, 2009
My own Worst Enemy.
PRESS RELEASE.
Tuesday will be the release of Matt L's first full length CD, entitled.."Girl..Was that you, or me?!?". This will be a unique departure from some of Matt's earlier material. Songs like..."Naw Gurl..That makeup don't make u look like a Rodeo clown" and " Give me 10$ on Pump 6 and a pack of "LifeStyles" ", is the sound, we have come to know Matt for.
But his new material, Like... "Do I smell AstroGlide on yo breath?!?" And the Internet Smash.."Gurl U need to change yo diet, because u don't smell right down there" Are his most prolific songs to date.
In days to come, we will share Matt's past, as well as Matt's future. For those that know, as well as the new, This is the future of music and entertainment. STAY TUNED.
ALSO STAY TUNED: for tour dates, Video auditions, and In-store appearences.
Tuesday will be the release of Matt L's first full length CD, entitled.."Girl..Was that you, or me?!?". This will be a unique departure from some of Matt's earlier material. Songs like..."Naw Gurl..That makeup don't make u look like a Rodeo clown" and " Give me 10$ on Pump 6 and a pack of "LifeStyles" ", is the sound, we have come to know Matt for.
But his new material, Like... "Do I smell AstroGlide on yo breath?!?" And the Internet Smash.."Gurl U need to change yo diet, because u don't smell right down there" Are his most prolific songs to date.
In days to come, we will share Matt's past, as well as Matt's future. For those that know, as well as the new, This is the future of music and entertainment. STAY TUNED.
ALSO STAY TUNED: for tour dates, Video auditions, and In-store appearences.
Friday, November 6, 2009
BULLETIN.
UPDATE: Writin' for me right now, is like ya Daddy wit a pocket full of Viagra, and ya momma's not home....There's nothin' for me to get hard up about and phuck.
It does'nt mean that, I don't love you guys. I mean...shit. All there is out there now is...SILLY CELEBRITY SHIT. I reeeally don't care, for tha dumb shit...sooo I'd rather just SHUT...THA...PHUCK...UP...
I don't do trendy shit, all that well either. To tell tha truth, life on my end, has been pretty...reflective. So..i'm sure something will come along, and require me to take my "Cerebral Viagra" and commence to phuckin'.
Until then..I LOVE YA...
ALSO.. Come see about me on TWITTER. (MAYHEMM09) Follow me. OR e-mail mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR FaceBook me (No Homo) matt.lloyd3
It does'nt mean that, I don't love you guys. I mean...shit. All there is out there now is...SILLY CELEBRITY SHIT. I reeeally don't care, for tha dumb shit...sooo I'd rather just SHUT...THA...PHUCK...UP...
I don't do trendy shit, all that well either. To tell tha truth, life on my end, has been pretty...reflective. So..i'm sure something will come along, and require me to take my "Cerebral Viagra" and commence to phuckin'.
Until then..I LOVE YA...
ALSO.. Come see about me on TWITTER. (MAYHEMM09) Follow me. OR e-mail mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR FaceBook me (No Homo) matt.lloyd3
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