I stay on my (Insert your slang word for progress)

*Reaches for IPod and headphones. Puts headphones on, and programs The Roots's "Doin' it Again". Presses Play. Turns Volume wayyy tha Hades up*

Wow!!! you guys still hangin' around huh? Well... goood tha hell for you. Sorry for my interruption of service, I..errr...uhhhh... been doin' sh!t.

Ya know...like all you hip folk say...uhhh..Grindin', Hustlin', Paper chasin'.

Except... I don't say it... I DO IT.

I've been gettin' my Sidney Portier on, for tha last Three to Four months. (I figure if I can get paid for tha voices in my head, so tha phuck be it. I need to start chargin' them rent anyway)

As I journey through this "Industry" AGAIN, (Never learn my damn lesson do I?) I noticed that this time..is far more comical, than tha last. Tha last time I "Courted" said industry, our relationship was new and full of promise. As tha "Courting" progressed, I noticed a change.

What started out as fun and full of love, turned into a chore and all "She" wanted to do is Phuck me. Thus creating a hostile relationship. Sooooo...I exiled myself, until I knew myself more. As that happened, tha more unhinged I became. I became this mass of Bi-polar/Self-medicatin'/Expletive typin'/masturbatin' on tha regular (Insert ethnic slur here) you read before you.

But, it seems as though Tha Man UpStairs won't let me "David Carradine" myself yet, sooo... He wanted me to look at my past "Courtship", and see if we could patch it up.

Well..tha "Industry" and I are friends, but, that's all we can be. I mean... we'll phuck each other, and over every now and then, but that's it. I guess in order for me to reeeally get to know "Her" I had to go insane.

But don't get it twisted, I truly LOVE what I do. Thus, I'm back. Keep in mind, if you see me doin' my thang, I do it for tha LOVE.  Oh yeah...and I also do it so I don't put ice in a glass, and drink Draino. 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition for a porno version of "Good Times". I think i'm more of a "J.J.".  but they want me to read for "Thelma". *Realizes that it's an ALL MALE version* ....Awww Dammit.

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Don't think for a moment ,that I've left you.

Friends, Romans , country Muh Phuckas, Lend me yo eyes. (Yeah I know that's not tha way it goes, but..sue me.) I needed to drop this line to say, I have'nt forsaken my "Flagship." As I have explained countless times before, I don't have tha sense, god gave a common house cat. As my moods/emotions/bi-polar kicks in, I needed different atmospheres and outlets to express by outbursts. thus, creating tha following...   http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/  annnnd...    http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/ 

Yes... It's all me, but different shades/sh!ts of me. (Hey..If Prince could do this sh!t back in tha 90's, you muh phuckas can go on my trip too!)

I'll be on those sh!ts from time to time, but I will also continue to sprew creative Man Butter on this site as well. But don't be shy on this one. Taste it. Look through some old ramblings and see what tha hell drove me to sooo many depths... Check back, and i'll keep you posted as well.

Now If you'll excuse me, I have a Wal-Mart greeter to finger.  TOOOTLES.


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How my mind works. Pt. 1

I had to post this because 1. This snippet is an subliminal extention of me. 2. My damn site. (More for reason number 1.) Enjoy.

I stay Ignorant...with a catch.

There's a good reason why stay pharmaceutically subdued. (On that sh!t.) There's also a good reason why. I don't discuss social issues that much. It's not because of those times, I spent in detention/juvenile court/academic probation, where I did'nt take to book learnin' so well. And it's not because, social issues are lost on me. Simply put, I'd rather dwell in my ignorance.

I stand by that because, anything that's media/people driven, seems to take it upon themselves, to drive bein' socially conscious, into tha ground. Instead of us letting tha initial issue propel us into action/response, we dilute it, we magnify it, we drag sh!t out until it loses effect. All we're sometimes left with is, rehashing painful and in some cases, irrelevant sh!t.


There's a difference between raising awareness/Call to action, and raising awareness/Using this issue/moment, to further jaded azz agendas.

This blog sh!t is becomin' re-phuckin-dicluous. I love that people have a forum in which they can express their views, so on and so forth. BUT...every one in a while, before ya hit "Publish", Read them sentences over again. Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, and tha right to express it. But don't keep expressin' sh!t, without tellin' me why you're expressin' it.

Media now, has become tha equivalent of vomit. It keeps givin' me tha same "Food" time and time again. Sometimes I get it more than Three times a day, different rations, different added ingredients for "Flavor". Once in a  while, those contents are either too much, or too "Rich" for our system..and what do we do then?!? (Think of drinkin' too much Brown liquor wit nachos and a greasy pork chop sammich....seee.)


Media is a monster of its own. You can't  regulate nor kill it. But you can "Regulate" your diet to just facts at hand. Stop phuckin' wit tha frenzy.

That brings me, to... Me. I give you my nasty azz exploits, not to shock and awe, but to laugh to keep from cryin'. If my self medicatin', masturbatin' fellatio cravin, ghetto intelligencia can help you forge on wit your day, after tha death and destruction, then Eff it, i'm ya (Insert Ethinc Slur Here.)

Trust me, my exploits are like chinese food. A little from column A, a little from Column B. but I'm here to get my therapy on, as well as make ya giggle.

So, don't think for a minute I don't know tha world is goin' to hell in a Ferrari, wit a whole in tha gas tank. I CHOOSE to be ignorant. And sometimes, we gotta embrace tha bliss.

Now, If you would excuse me, I finally found a woman, who would dress up like Prince, and let me do her. #Don'tKnockItTilYouTryIt. Smooches (Insert Popular name for female canines here.)



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Random bouts of insane.

Maybe it's the Haloperidol wearin'off, or tha 6 pack of Tecate I took wit tha Haloperidol, but I got some itchy sh!t on tha brain. These are'nt in any particular order. This is...ahh eff it. Enjoy.

#Random: Fellas..Have you ever cut one finger off your suede gloves, put it on your penis and pretend you bought your penis a suede pull over? (Works wit leather too. It's more chic.)

#Random: I once dated a woman, who was a Vegan. While havin' lunch one day she stated "Don't kiss me after you eat that hamburger. I can't stand that meat taste" Now, I don't have a problem wit that. BUT, I had just chimney swept her  Va Jay Jay wit my tongue, and kissed her afterwards.  BUT, she had a problem wit me havin' cheeseburger breath?!?

#Random: Who's gonna take care of all tha caucasian babies,  if they come up wit new laws to keep brown folks out of tha country? See...Black folks did it for tha first couple of centuries, now its time for us, to pass tha torch to tha brown folks.

#Random: Am I tha only one that Masturbates, and gets a "Ice Cream Headache/ Brain freeze" sometimes?

#Random: Why do some of the american people confuse our president wit bein' a male version of "Glenda tha good Witch" from The Wiz?!? Look,  he can only do so much. Sure..He's gonna make some miscues. And sure, he's gonna have some success. BUT.. stop thinkin' he's gonna appear to you phucks and say "Click ya heels  3 times, and this sh!t is over"

#Random: I think me and Rodney Allen Rippy were separated at birth. (Google him children.) If so, I want some of that "Jack In The Box" money sonnnn!!!

#Random: Ya ever notice that,  if some people have to show you what they do, they must not be that good at it in tha first place? (Yeah...i'm on that Socrates sh!t today sonnn...)

#Random: Why do some women ride that fine line between prostitution and relationship nowdays? (Send all "Phuck You" mail to mayhemm09@gmail.com  )

#Random: Why are people so brave when e-mailin'/textin' etc...but can't pick up the damn phone (When applicable) and communicate?!?

#Random: Fellas have you ever just asked for a hand job, only because you knew gettin' anything else would require too much work?

#Random: Ladies..Have you ever gave a guy some tail, just to shut his azz up?

#Random: I went to see a friend's kid in a high school musical. Now...is it me or is bein' gay at an early age becomin' more trendy?!? Look..If you're gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, into Hamsters and Ferrets, That's fine. If that's your walk in life, I support it. (AGAIN...Send all "Phuck You Matt" mail to mayhemm09@Gmail.com ) What i'm sayin' is that, I never really seen such an outbreak of wantin'to be gay, when I was in high school. I mean...sh!t we knew some folks were gonna go that way, but they waited after high school. Now... high schoolers look like they're in fashion shows sponsored by Kanye West and Rupaul wit a side of Rihanna.

*Reaches for damp towel.* And now if you'll excuse me, I have Bukakke session to get to. Hopefully, i'll miss her hair this time.






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Be Afraid. Be Effin' Afraid.

IT'S HERE!...IT HERE! TURN THIS ISH ON 10!!!!





AND THENNNNN......







AND I'M SPENT.



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Reeeallly? I can't effin' breathe...

You can't be Phuckin' serious?!?

Am I tha only one doubled over, urinating on himself ,laffin' at this at 3A.M.?!?



#ImmatureYesIAm.


ANNNND.......

I'm amazed and doubled over, at tha same time. I'm doubled over cause' this ish is hil-la-effin-rious. I'm amazed because, this sounds better than, most of tha accomplished Hip Hop artists, wit new projects out. *Effin Sigh*