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Monday, February 7, 2011
Feelin...Eh.
Well..Howdy. Nah. ya have'nt seen me around. Nah. ya have'nt heard any, nasty musings from me. Nah. I have'nt forgotten bout' cha'.
To be blunt...I've been busy engaging in life, rather than sittin' back and pickin' it apart. Don't get me wrong, there's still some tedious crap out there, that, wears on the nerves. I just chose to wait a while, until my brain cells can articulate it.
Until then....comb back through, my old bizarre rants. They still will have you, in a place of uttter entertainment and distain.
i'll. be. back.
P.S.....you'll be seein' my performance schedule, here from time to time.
I whore myself out, So you don't have to.
To be blunt...I've been busy engaging in life, rather than sittin' back and pickin' it apart. Don't get me wrong, there's still some tedious crap out there, that, wears on the nerves. I just chose to wait a while, until my brain cells can articulate it.
Until then....comb back through, my old bizarre rants. They still will have you, in a place of uttter entertainment and distain.
i'll. be. back.
P.S.....you'll be seein' my performance schedule, here from time to time.
I whore myself out, So you don't have to.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
I'm awake now...
All I wanted to do, was to let you Phuckaz continue with, your sweet, tasty goodness, I call Coonery. But nooooo...Now it's gettin' to be dis-phuckin'-gusting.
Welllp... I'm awake now. I need to "Air Out". Soooo. here's nothin'.
- Did I miss somethin', or when did SOME (black folks in particular), get soooo tech savvy?!? Ya can't get some of us to pick up a book, learn a decent trade or even continue educating ourselves on, our present trade. But all tha hell of a sudden...we gotta have tha newest phone/computer/Whatever tha hell Steve Jobs is whoring out at the time, device. And for what?!? To text/e-mail/ IM a Muh Phucka you don't want to actually talk to! Some of us were better off, writin' wit feces on cave walls. At least you had to put thought into, what you were writin', and that era's technology was simple.
- Soooo...I guess it's OK to air out, your nasty azz laundry to errryone huh? When did we all become soooo damn emotional (Present company In-Friggin-Cluded) I mean...hell...yeah I put some sh!t out there, but damn I'm ventin', as opposed to those that are lookin' for, Captain Save A Hoe (Was'nt sure bout the HOE or HO) When did it become trendy to NOT solve, ya own sh!t?!? Ususally when I take to typin', I'm actually workin' through my demons, not tryin' to find "A new Mommy". By tha way... if you have some hostility towards an individual, TAKE IT TO THEM!!! not on social networkin' crap. Be human about your sh!t.
- If you're over 40 and have'nt seen tha inside of a gym/health food store/doctor's office in years...maybe you should'nt engage in "Erotic Stills", on said, social networkin' sites. I've come to grips wit my body. On tha outside world, I may not look like much, BUT if I ever went to jail...I'd be Kelly Rowland.
- Now this is just an observation. (TeeHee) To those on Facebook (Mine Especially) that engage in "Ya Momma" jokes/Any other funny tidbits, SOME of you have a natural comedic timing. You FEW people are the reason, I stay on my grind, in this business. AS FOR THA REST...there's a reason that some of you, in high school, always looked like you had downs syndrome. You were'nt that bright then, sure as hell aint that bright now. There's a reason I do this, like I do. 1. No effin' fear of man or beast. 2. Refer to number 1.
Ahhh....That's just a snack. wait til tha buffet kicks in. Smooches.
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www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Welllp... I'm awake now. I need to "Air Out". Soooo. here's nothin'.
- Did I miss somethin', or when did SOME (black folks in particular), get soooo tech savvy?!? Ya can't get some of us to pick up a book, learn a decent trade or even continue educating ourselves on, our present trade. But all tha hell of a sudden...we gotta have tha newest phone/computer/Whatever tha hell Steve Jobs is whoring out at the time, device. And for what?!? To text/e-mail/ IM a Muh Phucka you don't want to actually talk to! Some of us were better off, writin' wit feces on cave walls. At least you had to put thought into, what you were writin', and that era's technology was simple.
- Soooo...I guess it's OK to air out, your nasty azz laundry to errryone huh? When did we all become soooo damn emotional (Present company In-Friggin-Cluded) I mean...hell...yeah I put some sh!t out there, but damn I'm ventin', as opposed to those that are lookin' for, Captain Save A Hoe (Was'nt sure bout the HOE or HO) When did it become trendy to NOT solve, ya own sh!t?!? Ususally when I take to typin', I'm actually workin' through my demons, not tryin' to find "A new Mommy". By tha way... if you have some hostility towards an individual, TAKE IT TO THEM!!! not on social networkin' crap. Be human about your sh!t.
- If you're over 40 and have'nt seen tha inside of a gym/health food store/doctor's office in years...maybe you should'nt engage in "Erotic Stills", on said, social networkin' sites. I've come to grips wit my body. On tha outside world, I may not look like much, BUT if I ever went to jail...I'd be Kelly Rowland.
- Now this is just an observation. (TeeHee) To those on Facebook (Mine Especially) that engage in "Ya Momma" jokes/Any other funny tidbits, SOME of you have a natural comedic timing. You FEW people are the reason, I stay on my grind, in this business. AS FOR THA REST...there's a reason that some of you, in high school, always looked like you had downs syndrome. You were'nt that bright then, sure as hell aint that bright now. There's a reason I do this, like I do. 1. No effin' fear of man or beast. 2. Refer to number 1.
Ahhh....That's just a snack. wait til tha buffet kicks in. Smooches.
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www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Ramblings: (Me and my GuhFriend)
Yeahh...dat's tha way I wanted to spell "Girlfriend". (Funny how Phuckas are quick to correct tha english language when written, but need spellcheck when textin')
I'm a lil high riiight now. My Love and I, have taken are relationship, to tha next level. ya see..I never mentioned her in any of my posts, interviews, etc, due to the fact that, my baby likes the quiet life. Oh sure, sometimes she comes to work wit me, but she loves, to play tha background.
When I'm wit her, I consume her, as much as she consumes me. I embrace her flavor, as much as she embraces my soul. I admit when I see her, a warm glow touches my essence. She looks at me, as if, to look through me. To see my travels, my thoughts, my soul, my being. Maybe Love is to mild a term for what she does to me, for me, with me.
When she's around, tha world stands still. There's no other beings present, when she's around. My life for every second she's around, has a new breath, new meanin' new focus. As if i'm learnin' to breathe again, every breath counts. Love is word with many definitions, my feelings for her right now, Radiates each and every one of them.
I raise my glass, my life, my being, to toast to her now. For without her name on my lips, my life, my soul, my essence, is mute. Here's to you my lovely....
NYQUIL.
I'm a lil high riiight now. My Love and I, have taken are relationship, to tha next level. ya see..I never mentioned her in any of my posts, interviews, etc, due to the fact that, my baby likes the quiet life. Oh sure, sometimes she comes to work wit me, but she loves, to play tha background.
When I'm wit her, I consume her, as much as she consumes me. I embrace her flavor, as much as she embraces my soul. I admit when I see her, a warm glow touches my essence. She looks at me, as if, to look through me. To see my travels, my thoughts, my soul, my being. Maybe Love is to mild a term for what she does to me, for me, with me.
When she's around, tha world stands still. There's no other beings present, when she's around. My life for every second she's around, has a new breath, new meanin' new focus. As if i'm learnin' to breathe again, every breath counts. Love is word with many definitions, my feelings for her right now, Radiates each and every one of them.
I raise my glass, my life, my being, to toast to her now. For without her name on my lips, my life, my soul, my essence, is mute. Here's to you my lovely....
NYQUIL.
Monday, October 18, 2010
My Heroes tribute/ Shameless azz promo.
This is why I do, what I do.
Come see "Sugar Daddy". Go to http://www.tsquaredproductionschicago.com/ for tickets and details. Come see about me...
Come see "Sugar Daddy". Go to http://www.tsquaredproductionschicago.com/ for tickets and details. Come see about me...
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Mr. "Fingerbang ya favorite actress" is back.
Catchy title huh? If only, it were true. (Well...some of you that went to high school wit me, know there are some execptions)
Soooo...how are ya? (Good, glad to hear it) I'm sure by tha time you read this, you reeally could give "Tommy two-Sh!ts" about what I've been into. But, there are those that do read my stuff, on tha regular.(What I mean by regular, I mean when they use the bathroom. I.E. A sloppy number 2)
Wit that said, I'll give ya tha highlights, as well as lil musings, that made me chuckle..I.E. increase my meds. (NOTE...yes i'm using "I.E." a lot. Google it, N-word)
Let's bust this pinata shall we?
- Tha acting gigs are still goin' strong. What i've come to see though, is that I have a HIGH tolerance for bullsh!t. I don't need folks to tell me, how good they are at sh!t, just do it. "Industry"folks can be as close to some horror film characters, than anybody. *Cue "Drake's song Over*. I have more respect for those who just do it, as opposed to those Muh Phuckaz, that say it, with no execution. *Sigh* Phuckin' posers. My motto is "I can show ya..better than I can tell ya". (Actually my Granny Po-Po gave me that nugget)
- Is it just me, or do some people lack tha basic common sense, that God gave a common house Cat?!?
- Not errrybody that says, they know God, does. Keep in mind, YOU have tha key to you OWN salvation. It's like when tha Gas company or Com-Ed visit your home. You can tell they're a true representive, by their CREDENTIALS. Examine your surroundings closer, and you'll find like minds. (I came up wit that while smellin' my finger. SIDENOTE: SHE uses Mango peach, for her "Hard to reach" places)
- I recently hit tha big 4-friggin'-0.A swirl of thoughts come wit dat sh!t. Happy to have made it this far, and hope to go further. Then..tha "Look back at ya life" phase creeps in. Sheeet...i've been a sexist, egotistcal, lyin', hypocritical, bigot, for a looong time now. At one point, in 2009, I thought about "Not bein' around" anymore. (I.E. "Kurt Cobain/Heath Ledger-ing myself)
But, tha man wit tha flowing robe and gorgeous long hair *Not Prince..you (Insert your favorite ethnic slur here)* saw different, and kept me here. He also made this weird, uncanny, life possible, and for that I thank him.
- I have a job that I hang out wit borderline Bi-polar people, I become someone else, at every turn, and there's a sliiight chance, that I will get groped or do some molestin' and no one gets pissed or in trouble for it. judgin' by tha "Mango" scent on my finger....Acting is AWESOME. You could'nt do this sh!t workin' at Walmart/Sears/DMV/Stop and Shop/your borin' azz office.
- Did I ever tell ya , I'm not right in tha head?!?
-Fellas have ya ever shaved your "One Eyed Earl" and it looks like one of those "Groucho Marx" Halloween masks..*Blank Stare* Eh...me either.
- Ladies...If you're takin' pics of your Va-Jay-Jay, be careful. Make it look "Happy" before ya snap that pic. Or else, it'll look like a sad little old man. #JustMyThoughts
Now if you'll excuse me, I got lines to learn, gigs to get, and Pap Smears to perform.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
mayhemm09@gmail.com Ohh.. http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
Soooo...how are ya? (Good, glad to hear it) I'm sure by tha time you read this, you reeally could give "Tommy two-Sh!ts" about what I've been into. But, there are those that do read my stuff, on tha regular.(What I mean by regular, I mean when they use the bathroom. I.E. A sloppy number 2)
Wit that said, I'll give ya tha highlights, as well as lil musings, that made me chuckle..I.E. increase my meds. (NOTE...yes i'm using "I.E." a lot. Google it, N-word)
Let's bust this pinata shall we?
- Tha acting gigs are still goin' strong. What i've come to see though, is that I have a HIGH tolerance for bullsh!t. I don't need folks to tell me, how good they are at sh!t, just do it. "Industry"folks can be as close to some horror film characters, than anybody. *Cue "Drake's song Over*. I have more respect for those who just do it, as opposed to those Muh Phuckaz, that say it, with no execution. *Sigh* Phuckin' posers. My motto is "I can show ya..better than I can tell ya". (Actually my Granny Po-Po gave me that nugget)
- Is it just me, or do some people lack tha basic common sense, that God gave a common house Cat?!?
- Not errrybody that says, they know God, does. Keep in mind, YOU have tha key to you OWN salvation. It's like when tha Gas company or Com-Ed visit your home. You can tell they're a true representive, by their CREDENTIALS. Examine your surroundings closer, and you'll find like minds. (I came up wit that while smellin' my finger. SIDENOTE: SHE uses Mango peach, for her "Hard to reach" places)
- I recently hit tha big 4-friggin'-0.A swirl of thoughts come wit dat sh!t. Happy to have made it this far, and hope to go further. Then..tha "Look back at ya life" phase creeps in. Sheeet...i've been a sexist, egotistcal, lyin', hypocritical, bigot, for a looong time now. At one point, in 2009, I thought about "Not bein' around" anymore. (I.E. "Kurt Cobain/Heath Ledger-ing myself)
But, tha man wit tha flowing robe and gorgeous long hair *Not Prince..you (Insert your favorite ethnic slur here)* saw different, and kept me here. He also made this weird, uncanny, life possible, and for that I thank him.
- I have a job that I hang out wit borderline Bi-polar people, I become someone else, at every turn, and there's a sliiight chance, that I will get groped or do some molestin' and no one gets pissed or in trouble for it. judgin' by tha "Mango" scent on my finger....Acting is AWESOME. You could'nt do this sh!t workin' at Walmart/Sears/DMV/Stop and Shop/your borin' azz office.
- Did I ever tell ya , I'm not right in tha head?!?
-Fellas have ya ever shaved your "One Eyed Earl" and it looks like one of those "Groucho Marx" Halloween masks..*Blank Stare* Eh...me either.
- Ladies...If you're takin' pics of your Va-Jay-Jay, be careful. Make it look "Happy" before ya snap that pic. Or else, it'll look like a sad little old man. #JustMyThoughts
Now if you'll excuse me, I got lines to learn, gigs to get, and Pap Smears to perform.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
mayhemm09@gmail.com Ohh.. http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
Friday, August 27, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Yess...I do Exist.
I've gone by many names, and have taken many shapes. And in many cases, i've affected tha souls of many, with just words alone.
Come see for yourself. Aug 27th and 28th.
Go to www.emont.net/e3productions For Details. Come see what form i'll take in public, this time.
Come see for yourself. Aug 27th and 28th.
Go to www.emont.net/e3productions For Details. Come see what form i'll take in public, this time.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Weekend's Gone already?
*Reaches over to press "Pause" on DVD remote.* After watchin' ohhh so much of the imfamous Montana Fishburne AKA "Chippy D" footage, one has to stop, to come up for air. (She reminds me of that one "Slow" witted girl, that would do ANYTHING for Chips Ahoy cookies, in my neighborhood.)
*Reaches over for ball gag. Inserts ball gag in mouth and ties it on.* Ahhhh...Let's see...what we can phuck wit today.
I know I've been away (Like you phuckas noticed) but...let me bring ya up to speed wit my whereabouts.
Aug 7th 2010.
On this date, I had tha distinct pleasure of hostin'/emceeing (I never could figure out tha difference) an event called PhoenixFest. It's held in the town of Phoenix Il. (Yeahh...yeahh...there's a Phoenix Il. let me finish...damn) The said event, was a celebration of community, family and togetherness.
It's one of those festivals that brings out, tha young and tha old, in a fellowship, that breaks down tha generation gaps with food , music and good times. Tha city of Phoenix should be commended, for havin' such a peaceful and spectacular celebration of life.
*Bites down on ball gag* As for tha entertainment portion of tha festival...(Wait for it...Wait for it...) It was actually pretty decent. I have some notable mentions to chose from, if i may (It's my damn blog..so I shall...)
I give credit where credit is due, when it comes to Hip Hop, tha festival got it right this year (Yeahh..I host it every year. I'm still waiting to host tha Adult Video Awards...sigh) With groups like BXC , Mak Legend, and Eddie T (Yeahh... a tad unknown, but, be on tha look out for em') Tha entertainment level started wit promise.
But tha moment came when, one of tha most talented, dedicated and overlooked producers in tha game, took to tha stage. When Harvy Allbangers bought wit him his team, consisting of tha duo Tha Illiterits and Code FI (Where in tha hell do these names surface from?!?...sheeeet) Tha stage erupted in a sonic boom, that could only be delivered by Mr. Harvy Alll-phuckin'-bangers (If you don't know him, google him dammit..)
But then we had a "Showtime at tha Apollo" moment happen, when this lil Niglet (Feel free to insert your own ethnic slur) called Showtime took to tha stage.
NOTE TO ALL HIP HOP ARTISTS: If you're performin' at a venue, wit kids in tha audience, try "Radio editin'" your music. First of all..Wit a name like Showtime...you would think this Ninja would stand about 6 foot or some sh!t. Nahhhh this Niglet was all of 4 foot. (He looked like Jiminy Cricket...if Disney gave him a record deal.) Also... It's called Hip Hop...I don't know what lil Showtime was tryin' to do, but damn... (And no i'm not worried about lil Showtime's retaliation. my thigh is bigger than him and his legal team...i.e. tha one Nig in his posse, that can count to Phuckin' five)
I guess you can tell, I don't like folks that offend my "Old School" constituents. But tha afternoon got better wit, tha blast of funk and R and B, from bands such as Men of Mecca, The Family Reunion Band, Skyyline and tha curvy grooves of tha Slave Review band.
Other than that, all was well. Tha night ended as usual, hot and sticky (Due to tha heat nasty asses)
Special Love and thanks to Mayor Terry Wells and first lady Loretta Wells. I hope they continue to let me come and embarass myself. Mad Love out to DJ Victorious, Tony Scofield, WildCat, Tha G Twinz, Stacy Kidd and all tha folks that showed love.
Most of all Big thank you's to tha Legendary Harvy Allbangers. Thank ya for Tha Illiterits , Code FI, and that sonic goodness you produce.
Now..If you'll excuse me... I have to meet wit my new management about my new porn name. here's what we got sooo far:
Lance Goodthrust
Matt MightyPeen
Taye Diggemout
Yeah... I know. I'll come up wit some more.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 Write me mayhemm09@gmail.com
Annnd...other musings http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
*Reaches over for ball gag. Inserts ball gag in mouth and ties it on.* Ahhhh...Let's see...what we can phuck wit today.
I know I've been away (Like you phuckas noticed) but...let me bring ya up to speed wit my whereabouts.
Aug 7th 2010.
On this date, I had tha distinct pleasure of hostin'/emceeing (I never could figure out tha difference) an event called PhoenixFest. It's held in the town of Phoenix Il. (Yeahh...yeahh...there's a Phoenix Il. let me finish...damn) The said event, was a celebration of community, family and togetherness.
It's one of those festivals that brings out, tha young and tha old, in a fellowship, that breaks down tha generation gaps with food , music and good times. Tha city of Phoenix should be commended, for havin' such a peaceful and spectacular celebration of life.
*Bites down on ball gag* As for tha entertainment portion of tha festival...(Wait for it...Wait for it...) It was actually pretty decent. I have some notable mentions to chose from, if i may (It's my damn blog..so I shall...)
I give credit where credit is due, when it comes to Hip Hop, tha festival got it right this year (Yeahh..I host it every year. I'm still waiting to host tha Adult Video Awards...sigh) With groups like BXC , Mak Legend, and Eddie T (Yeahh... a tad unknown, but, be on tha look out for em') Tha entertainment level started wit promise.
But tha moment came when, one of tha most talented, dedicated and overlooked producers in tha game, took to tha stage. When Harvy Allbangers bought wit him his team, consisting of tha duo Tha Illiterits and Code FI (Where in tha hell do these names surface from?!?...sheeeet) Tha stage erupted in a sonic boom, that could only be delivered by Mr. Harvy Alll-phuckin'-bangers (If you don't know him, google him dammit..)
But then we had a "Showtime at tha Apollo" moment happen, when this lil Niglet (Feel free to insert your own ethnic slur) called Showtime took to tha stage.
NOTE TO ALL HIP HOP ARTISTS: If you're performin' at a venue, wit kids in tha audience, try "Radio editin'" your music. First of all..Wit a name like Showtime...you would think this Ninja would stand about 6 foot or some sh!t. Nahhhh this Niglet was all of 4 foot. (He looked like Jiminy Cricket...if Disney gave him a record deal.) Also... It's called Hip Hop...I don't know what lil Showtime was tryin' to do, but damn... (And no i'm not worried about lil Showtime's retaliation. my thigh is bigger than him and his legal team...i.e. tha one Nig in his posse, that can count to Phuckin' five)
I guess you can tell, I don't like folks that offend my "Old School" constituents. But tha afternoon got better wit, tha blast of funk and R and B, from bands such as Men of Mecca, The Family Reunion Band, Skyyline and tha curvy grooves of tha Slave Review band.
Other than that, all was well. Tha night ended as usual, hot and sticky (Due to tha heat nasty asses)
Special Love and thanks to Mayor Terry Wells and first lady Loretta Wells. I hope they continue to let me come and embarass myself. Mad Love out to DJ Victorious, Tony Scofield, WildCat, Tha G Twinz, Stacy Kidd and all tha folks that showed love.
Most of all Big thank you's to tha Legendary Harvy Allbangers. Thank ya for Tha Illiterits , Code FI, and that sonic goodness you produce.
Now..If you'll excuse me... I have to meet wit my new management about my new porn name. here's what we got sooo far:
Lance Goodthrust
Matt MightyPeen
Taye Diggemout
Yeah... I know. I'll come up wit some more.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 Write me mayhemm09@gmail.com
Annnd...other musings http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
I stay on my (Insert your slang word for progress)
*Reaches for IPod and headphones. Puts headphones on, and programs The Roots's "Doin' it Again". Presses Play. Turns Volume wayyy tha Hades up*
Wow!!! you guys still hangin' around huh? Well... goood tha hell for you. Sorry for my interruption of service, I..errr...uhhhh... been doin' sh!t.
Ya know...like all you hip folk say...uhhh..Grindin', Hustlin', Paper chasin'.
Except... I don't say it... I DO IT.
I've been gettin' my Sidney Portier on, for tha last Three to Four months. (I figure if I can get paid for tha voices in my head, so tha phuck be it. I need to start chargin' them rent anyway)
As I journey through this "Industry" AGAIN, (Never learn my damn lesson do I?) I noticed that this time..is far more comical, than tha last. Tha last time I "Courted" said industry, our relationship was new and full of promise. As tha "Courting" progressed, I noticed a change.
What started out as fun and full of love, turned into a chore and all "She" wanted to do is Phuck me. Thus creating a hostile relationship. Sooooo...I exiled myself, until I knew myself more. As that happened, tha more unhinged I became. I became this mass of Bi-polar/Self-medicatin'/Expletive typin'/masturbatin' on tha regular (Insert ethnic slur here) you read before you.
But, it seems as though Tha Man UpStairs won't let me "David Carradine" myself yet, sooo... He wanted me to look at my past "Courtship", and see if we could patch it up.
Well..tha "Industry" and I are friends, but, that's all we can be. I mean... we'll phuck each other, and over every now and then, but that's it. I guess in order for me to reeeally get to know "Her" I had to go insane.
But don't get it twisted, I truly LOVE what I do. Thus, I'm back. Keep in mind, if you see me doin' my thang, I do it for tha LOVE. Oh yeah...and I also do it so I don't put ice in a glass, and drink Draino.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition for a porno version of "Good Times". I think i'm more of a "J.J.". but they want me to read for "Thelma". *Realizes that it's an ALL MALE version* ....Awww Dammit.
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Wow!!! you guys still hangin' around huh? Well... goood tha hell for you. Sorry for my interruption of service, I..errr...uhhhh... been doin' sh!t.
Ya know...like all you hip folk say...uhhh..Grindin', Hustlin', Paper chasin'.
Except... I don't say it... I DO IT.
I've been gettin' my Sidney Portier on, for tha last Three to Four months. (I figure if I can get paid for tha voices in my head, so tha phuck be it. I need to start chargin' them rent anyway)
As I journey through this "Industry" AGAIN, (Never learn my damn lesson do I?) I noticed that this time..is far more comical, than tha last. Tha last time I "Courted" said industry, our relationship was new and full of promise. As tha "Courting" progressed, I noticed a change.
What started out as fun and full of love, turned into a chore and all "She" wanted to do is Phuck me. Thus creating a hostile relationship. Sooooo...I exiled myself, until I knew myself more. As that happened, tha more unhinged I became. I became this mass of Bi-polar/Self-medicatin'/Expletive typin'/masturbatin' on tha regular (Insert ethnic slur here) you read before you.
But, it seems as though Tha Man UpStairs won't let me "David Carradine" myself yet, sooo... He wanted me to look at my past "Courtship", and see if we could patch it up.
Well..tha "Industry" and I are friends, but, that's all we can be. I mean... we'll phuck each other, and over every now and then, but that's it. I guess in order for me to reeeally get to know "Her" I had to go insane.
But don't get it twisted, I truly LOVE what I do. Thus, I'm back. Keep in mind, if you see me doin' my thang, I do it for tha LOVE. Oh yeah...and I also do it so I don't put ice in a glass, and drink Draino.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition for a porno version of "Good Times". I think i'm more of a "J.J.". but they want me to read for "Thelma". *Realizes that it's an ALL MALE version* ....Awww Dammit.
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Don't think for a moment ,that I've left you.
Friends, Romans , country Muh Phuckas, Lend me yo eyes. (Yeah I know that's not tha way it goes, but..sue me.) I needed to drop this line to say, I have'nt forsaken my "Flagship." As I have explained countless times before, I don't have tha sense, god gave a common house cat. As my moods/emotions/bi-polar kicks in, I needed different atmospheres and outlets to express by outbursts. thus, creating tha following... http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/ annnnd... http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
Yes... It's all me, but different shades/sh!ts of me. (Hey..If Prince could do this sh!t back in tha 90's, you muh phuckas can go on my trip too!)
I'll be on those sh!ts from time to time, but I will also continue to sprew creative Man Butter on this site as well. But don't be shy on this one. Taste it. Look through some old ramblings and see what tha hell drove me to sooo many depths... Check back, and i'll keep you posted as well.
Now If you'll excuse me, I have a Wal-Mart greeter to finger. TOOOTLES.
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Yes... It's all me, but different shades/sh!ts of me. (Hey..If Prince could do this sh!t back in tha 90's, you muh phuckas can go on my trip too!)
I'll be on those sh!ts from time to time, but I will also continue to sprew creative Man Butter on this site as well. But don't be shy on this one. Taste it. Look through some old ramblings and see what tha hell drove me to sooo many depths... Check back, and i'll keep you posted as well.
Now If you'll excuse me, I have a Wal-Mart greeter to finger. TOOOTLES.
mayhemm09@gmail.com twitter.com/mayhemm09 facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
Thursday, June 3, 2010
How my mind works. Pt. 1
I had to post this because 1. This snippet is an subliminal extention of me. 2. My damn site. (More for reason number 1.) Enjoy.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
I stay Ignorant...with a catch.
There's a good reason why stay pharmaceutically subdued. (On that sh!t.) There's also a good reason why. I don't discuss social issues that much. It's not because of those times, I spent in detention/juvenile court/academic probation, where I did'nt take to book learnin' so well. And it's not because, social issues are lost on me. Simply put, I'd rather dwell in my ignorance.
I stand by that because, anything that's media/people driven, seems to take it upon themselves, to drive bein' socially conscious, into tha ground. Instead of us letting tha initial issue propel us into action/response, we dilute it, we magnify it, we drag sh!t out until it loses effect. All we're sometimes left with is, rehashing painful and in some cases, irrelevant sh!t.
There's a difference between raising awareness/Call to action, and raising awareness/Using this issue/moment, to further jaded azz agendas.
This blog sh!t is becomin' re-phuckin-dicluous. I love that people have a forum in which they can express their views, so on and so forth. BUT...every one in a while, before ya hit "Publish", Read them sentences over again. Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, and tha right to express it. But don't keep expressin' sh!t, without tellin' me why you're expressin' it.
Media now, has become tha equivalent of vomit. It keeps givin' me tha same "Food" time and time again. Sometimes I get it more than Three times a day, different rations, different added ingredients for "Flavor". Once in a while, those contents are either too much, or too "Rich" for our system..and what do we do then?!? (Think of drinkin' too much Brown liquor wit nachos and a greasy pork chop sammich....seee.)
Media is a monster of its own. You can't regulate nor kill it. But you can "Regulate" your diet to just facts at hand. Stop phuckin' wit tha frenzy.
That brings me, to... Me. I give you my nasty azz exploits, not to shock and awe, but to laugh to keep from cryin'. If my self medicatin', masturbatin' fellatio cravin, ghetto intelligencia can help you forge on wit your day, after tha death and destruction, then Eff it, i'm ya (Insert Ethinc Slur Here.)
Trust me, my exploits are like chinese food. A little from column A, a little from Column B. but I'm here to get my therapy on, as well as make ya giggle.
So, don't think for a minute I don't know tha world is goin' to hell in a Ferrari, wit a whole in tha gas tank. I CHOOSE to be ignorant. And sometimes, we gotta embrace tha bliss.
Now, If you would excuse me, I finally found a woman, who would dress up like Prince, and let me do her. #Don'tKnockItTilYouTryIt. Smooches (Insert Popular name for female canines here.)
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I stand by that because, anything that's media/people driven, seems to take it upon themselves, to drive bein' socially conscious, into tha ground. Instead of us letting tha initial issue propel us into action/response, we dilute it, we magnify it, we drag sh!t out until it loses effect. All we're sometimes left with is, rehashing painful and in some cases, irrelevant sh!t.
There's a difference between raising awareness/Call to action, and raising awareness/Using this issue/moment, to further jaded azz agendas.
This blog sh!t is becomin' re-phuckin-dicluous. I love that people have a forum in which they can express their views, so on and so forth. BUT...every one in a while, before ya hit "Publish", Read them sentences over again. Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, and tha right to express it. But don't keep expressin' sh!t, without tellin' me why you're expressin' it.
Media now, has become tha equivalent of vomit. It keeps givin' me tha same "Food" time and time again. Sometimes I get it more than Three times a day, different rations, different added ingredients for "Flavor". Once in a while, those contents are either too much, or too "Rich" for our system..and what do we do then?!? (Think of drinkin' too much Brown liquor wit nachos and a greasy pork chop sammich....seee.)
Media is a monster of its own. You can't regulate nor kill it. But you can "Regulate" your diet to just facts at hand. Stop phuckin' wit tha frenzy.
That brings me, to... Me. I give you my nasty azz exploits, not to shock and awe, but to laugh to keep from cryin'. If my self medicatin', masturbatin' fellatio cravin, ghetto intelligencia can help you forge on wit your day, after tha death and destruction, then Eff it, i'm ya (Insert Ethinc Slur Here.)
Trust me, my exploits are like chinese food. A little from column A, a little from Column B. but I'm here to get my therapy on, as well as make ya giggle.
So, don't think for a minute I don't know tha world is goin' to hell in a Ferrari, wit a whole in tha gas tank. I CHOOSE to be ignorant. And sometimes, we gotta embrace tha bliss.
Now, If you would excuse me, I finally found a woman, who would dress up like Prince, and let me do her. #Don'tKnockItTilYouTryIt. Smooches (Insert Popular name for female canines here.)
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Random bouts of insane.
Maybe it's the Haloperidol wearin'off, or tha 6 pack of Tecate I took wit tha Haloperidol, but I got some itchy sh!t on tha brain. These are'nt in any particular order. This is...ahh eff it. Enjoy.
#Random: Fellas..Have you ever cut one finger off your suede gloves, put it on your penis and pretend you bought your penis a suede pull over? (Works wit leather too. It's more chic.)
#Random: I once dated a woman, who was a Vegan. While havin' lunch one day she stated "Don't kiss me after you eat that hamburger. I can't stand that meat taste" Now, I don't have a problem wit that. BUT, I had just chimney swept her Va Jay Jay wit my tongue, and kissed her afterwards. BUT, she had a problem wit me havin' cheeseburger breath?!?
#Random: Who's gonna take care of all tha caucasian babies, if they come up wit new laws to keep brown folks out of tha country? See...Black folks did it for tha first couple of centuries, now its time for us, to pass tha torch to tha brown folks.
#Random: Am I tha only one that Masturbates, and gets a "Ice Cream Headache/ Brain freeze" sometimes?
#Random: Why do some of the american people confuse our president wit bein' a male version of "Glenda tha good Witch" from The Wiz?!? Look, he can only do so much. Sure..He's gonna make some miscues. And sure, he's gonna have some success. BUT.. stop thinkin' he's gonna appear to you phucks and say "Click ya heels 3 times, and this sh!t is over"
#Random: I think me and Rodney Allen Rippy were separated at birth. (Google him children.) If so, I want some of that "Jack In The Box" money sonnnn!!!
#Random: Ya ever notice that, if some people have to show you what they do, they must not be that good at it in tha first place? (Yeah...i'm on that Socrates sh!t today sonnn...)
#Random: Why do some women ride that fine line between prostitution and relationship nowdays? (Send all "Phuck You" mail to mayhemm09@gmail.com )
#Random: Why are people so brave when e-mailin'/textin' etc...but can't pick up the damn phone (When applicable) and communicate?!?
#Random: Fellas have you ever just asked for a hand job, only because you knew gettin' anything else would require too much work?
#Random: Ladies..Have you ever gave a guy some tail, just to shut his azz up?
#Random: I went to see a friend's kid in a high school musical. Now...is it me or is bein' gay at an early age becomin' more trendy?!? Look..If you're gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, into Hamsters and Ferrets, That's fine. If that's your walk in life, I support it. (AGAIN...Send all "Phuck You Matt" mail to mayhemm09@Gmail.com ) What i'm sayin' is that, I never really seen such an outbreak of wantin'to be gay, when I was in high school. I mean...sh!t we knew some folks were gonna go that way, but they waited after high school. Now... high schoolers look like they're in fashion shows sponsored by Kanye West and Rupaul wit a side of Rihanna.
*Reaches for damp towel.* And now if you'll excuse me, I have Bukakke session to get to. Hopefully, i'll miss her hair this time.
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#Random: Fellas..Have you ever cut one finger off your suede gloves, put it on your penis and pretend you bought your penis a suede pull over? (Works wit leather too. It's more chic.)
#Random: I once dated a woman, who was a Vegan. While havin' lunch one day she stated "Don't kiss me after you eat that hamburger. I can't stand that meat taste" Now, I don't have a problem wit that. BUT, I had just chimney swept her Va Jay Jay wit my tongue, and kissed her afterwards. BUT, she had a problem wit me havin' cheeseburger breath?!?
#Random: Who's gonna take care of all tha caucasian babies, if they come up wit new laws to keep brown folks out of tha country? See...Black folks did it for tha first couple of centuries, now its time for us, to pass tha torch to tha brown folks.
#Random: Am I tha only one that Masturbates, and gets a "Ice Cream Headache/ Brain freeze" sometimes?
#Random: Why do some of the american people confuse our president wit bein' a male version of "Glenda tha good Witch" from The Wiz?!? Look, he can only do so much. Sure..He's gonna make some miscues. And sure, he's gonna have some success. BUT.. stop thinkin' he's gonna appear to you phucks and say "Click ya heels 3 times, and this sh!t is over"
#Random: I think me and Rodney Allen Rippy were separated at birth. (Google him children.) If so, I want some of that "Jack In The Box" money sonnnn!!!
#Random: Ya ever notice that, if some people have to show you what they do, they must not be that good at it in tha first place? (Yeah...i'm on that Socrates sh!t today sonnn...)
#Random: Why do some women ride that fine line between prostitution and relationship nowdays? (Send all "Phuck You" mail to mayhemm09@gmail.com )
#Random: Why are people so brave when e-mailin'/textin' etc...but can't pick up the damn phone (When applicable) and communicate?!?
#Random: Fellas have you ever just asked for a hand job, only because you knew gettin' anything else would require too much work?
#Random: Ladies..Have you ever gave a guy some tail, just to shut his azz up?
#Random: I went to see a friend's kid in a high school musical. Now...is it me or is bein' gay at an early age becomin' more trendy?!? Look..If you're gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, into Hamsters and Ferrets, That's fine. If that's your walk in life, I support it. (AGAIN...Send all "Phuck You Matt" mail to mayhemm09@Gmail.com ) What i'm sayin' is that, I never really seen such an outbreak of wantin'to be gay, when I was in high school. I mean...sh!t we knew some folks were gonna go that way, but they waited after high school. Now... high schoolers look like they're in fashion shows sponsored by Kanye West and Rupaul wit a side of Rihanna.
*Reaches for damp towel.* And now if you'll excuse me, I have Bukakke session to get to. Hopefully, i'll miss her hair this time.
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Be Afraid. Be Effin' Afraid.
IT'S HERE!...IT HERE! TURN THIS ISH ON 10!!!!
AND THENNNNN......
AND I'M SPENT.
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AND THENNNNN......
AND I'M SPENT.
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Reeeallly? I can't effin' breathe...
You can't be Phuckin' serious?!?
Am I tha only one doubled over, urinating on himself ,laffin' at this at 3A.M.?!?
#ImmatureYesIAm.
ANNNND.......
I'm amazed and doubled over, at tha same time. I'm doubled over cause' this ish is hil-la-effin-rious. I'm amazed because, this sounds better than, most of tha accomplished Hip Hop artists, wit new projects out. *Effin Sigh*
Am I tha only one doubled over, urinating on himself ,laffin' at this at 3A.M.?!?
#ImmatureYesIAm.
ANNNND.......
I'm amazed and doubled over, at tha same time. I'm doubled over cause' this ish is hil-la-effin-rious. I'm amazed because, this sounds better than, most of tha accomplished Hip Hop artists, wit new projects out. *Effin Sigh*
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
My Soapbox...
There's not too many people that can paint a suitable depiction of Us. Every once in a while, you run across one......
Vintage...is sometimes best for our times....
But we at one point, must adapt, to our surroundings...
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Vintage...is sometimes best for our times....
But we at one point, must adapt, to our surroundings...
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mayhemm09@gmail.com
Monday, May 10, 2010
I do Random.
*Cue song "Not Afraid" by Eminem. Sits up in bed, looks down at my "Cleveland Show" Underroos, wonders why he has'nt changed underwear in a few days.* *Reaches over for his laptop to sprew forth tha followin'....*
I really got to stop phuckin' around wit Abilify, and a Oxycodone chaser. Not only does it affect my judgement on sh!t, it affects my views. Wit that said, This ish right heeerre... is just random.
#Random: Ladies, I am a firm believer in that you're ALL beautiful. Tha only thing, to me, that makes a woman unattractive, is her attitude. (Read and cherish that statement AGAIN.) BUUUUT..... Ladies, ya gotta be honest about your attitude and wardrobe situation. Not all of you can pull off wearin' a damn baby tee. I mean...sh!t. Is it me, or tha women wit tha highest self esteem, have tha most jacked up azz attitude, and body symetry?!?
It's always tha woman that looks like Michael Clarke Duncan in a baby tee, wants to tell me how "Her milkshake brings all tha boys to tha yard". Really?!? how about you get a side order ofhumility wit that Milkshake. Or ease up off tha milkshakes. #JustSayin'
#Random: Men are soooo phuckin' quick to say they're "Grown". BUUUT...some of us can't get past, that "Catch a girl, kiss a girl" stage of life. Now, some of us have matured into somewhat decent human beings, wit a sense of self. (Me go poopy by myself.) Some of us should be declared "Ghetto Autistic" (For my Caucasian fanbase, "Bush 2001-2009". To my Hispanic fanbase, "El Geeeto Stupidio")
Really?!? Ya ever notice that tha loudest one in tha room, is always tha one not really sayin' anything, worth a sh!t? Fellas...try bein' quiet. Reflect before you direct. (I'm a profound azz today...*Smacks own azz*)
#Random: I should reeeally get out more. These lil' nuggets I came up wit, came from just people watchin', on tha way to tha clinic. (Don't worry future baby mothers, tha itchin' has died down considerably.) Just think of tha ish I can come up wit, just milling around tha multitudes again.
#Random: Tha truth about me is, my mom had an affair wit Antonio Fargus, and tha guy who installed our "On T.V." (Remember tham sh!ts?) and made me.
#Random: ALL Brown liquor (And some premium Vodkas) should be called "World look sooo goood" juice.
#Random: Ya ever notice people who do "Reality TV" shows, have so sense of what their reality is?
#Random:Ya ever notice when some people tell you they're a "Actor/Singer/Dancer/Entertainer" they neglect to tell you, its only as far as Facebook?!? (*Self-esteem swirls around tha toliet bowl.*)
#Random : Ya ever notice that sometimes, even tha most nonsense statements, at one point in life make sense?
#Random: Deep in your subconscious, tha last question is gonna bug tha Phuck out of you.
Now, if you would excuse me, i've got some restraining orders to violate.
FIND ME. facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 twitter.com/mayhemm09 mayhemm09@gmail.com
I really got to stop phuckin' around wit Abilify, and a Oxycodone chaser. Not only does it affect my judgement on sh!t, it affects my views. Wit that said, This ish right heeerre... is just random.
#Random: Ladies, I am a firm believer in that you're ALL beautiful. Tha only thing, to me, that makes a woman unattractive, is her attitude. (Read and cherish that statement AGAIN.) BUUUUT..... Ladies, ya gotta be honest about your attitude and wardrobe situation. Not all of you can pull off wearin' a damn baby tee. I mean...sh!t. Is it me, or tha women wit tha highest self esteem, have tha most jacked up azz attitude, and body symetry?!?
It's always tha woman that looks like Michael Clarke Duncan in a baby tee, wants to tell me how "Her milkshake brings all tha boys to tha yard". Really?!? how about you get a side order ofhumility wit that Milkshake. Or ease up off tha milkshakes. #JustSayin'
#Random: Men are soooo phuckin' quick to say they're "Grown". BUUUT...some of us can't get past, that "Catch a girl, kiss a girl" stage of life. Now, some of us have matured into somewhat decent human beings, wit a sense of self. (Me go poopy by myself.) Some of us should be declared "Ghetto Autistic" (For my Caucasian fanbase, "Bush 2001-2009". To my Hispanic fanbase, "El Geeeto Stupidio")
Really?!? Ya ever notice that tha loudest one in tha room, is always tha one not really sayin' anything, worth a sh!t? Fellas...try bein' quiet. Reflect before you direct. (I'm a profound azz today...*Smacks own azz*)
#Random: I should reeeally get out more. These lil' nuggets I came up wit, came from just people watchin', on tha way to tha clinic. (Don't worry future baby mothers, tha itchin' has died down considerably.) Just think of tha ish I can come up wit, just milling around tha multitudes again.
#Random: Tha truth about me is, my mom had an affair wit Antonio Fargus, and tha guy who installed our "On T.V." (Remember tham sh!ts?) and made me.
#Random: ALL Brown liquor (And some premium Vodkas) should be called "World look sooo goood" juice.
#Random: Ya ever notice people who do "Reality TV" shows, have so sense of what their reality is?
#Random:Ya ever notice when some people tell you they're a "Actor/Singer/Dancer/Entertainer" they neglect to tell you, its only as far as Facebook?!? (*Self-esteem swirls around tha toliet bowl.*)
#Random : Ya ever notice that sometimes, even tha most nonsense statements, at one point in life make sense?
#Random: Deep in your subconscious, tha last question is gonna bug tha Phuck out of you.
Now, if you would excuse me, i've got some restraining orders to violate.
FIND ME. facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 twitter.com/mayhemm09 mayhemm09@gmail.com
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