Is tha weekend over al-friggin -ready?!? *Sips on left over blueberry Kool-Aid* Well...It has been a good one. Good food, Good music, somewhat funky weather, but all in all it was very...er....entertaining.
With that said, this is a rant with no rhyme or reason. This is a series of statements, questions and in no particular order. So heeeere we gooooo.
Is it me or did I hear more Ambulances this holiday? Why do holidays as well as your days off, go by soooo fast? There's nothin like tha smell of BBQ and burned fireworks. (Yummy) How come every kid I came across this weekend could'nt do basic math, but knew tha words to "Do tha stanky leg"? When I see anybody doin' that one dance move from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, they always look like they're movin boxes (Watch tha video)
To tha mother who let her child run around with no diaper and just a Nascar (Jeff Gordon...natch) shirt on, and drinkin soda out of his bottle,Let's try steering him towards a life that his home does'nt have to be on wheels hmm? ladies... If you're going to wear those "Booty shorts" in public, 1. Shave! Don't try this look if you're sportin' a Mulberry bush. 2. If you wear ish like that, you're obviously goin' for a particular effect. Don't get upset if you get that attention that's sometimes annoying.
Fellas...If you live anywhere that's pot hole infested, why bother puttin any type of 22'/23' rims on ya car? ya kinda lose cool points when you can't even go tha friggin speed limt. As for fashion fellas....ya reeeally can't call out somebody's manhood and you're wearin sneakers that look like you stepped in Starbursts.
Is it a style for little Mexican girls to wear "Church" dresses and Soccer shoes? To tha two Irish gentlemen that tried to race me on tha expressway. Is'nt tha "Fast and the Furious" played out?!? And, don't you have a barfight to get to?
Ahh...much better. Like I said, it still was a good holiday. I'm sure as tha Summer progresses....mannnn.. I'll have more ish.
ONE LOVE.
