Last nite...Last nite changed it all....

Y'all remember that song? yeah... ok... i'm tha only mofo on tha Internets that used it as a title. Well... I decided to venture out last nite. Mannn i'm tell ya... if you have'nt been out in a while and ain't used to stayin' up, it's a beeeotch to get up tha next day. Not to mention if you're not a drunk anymore (Tee Hee) last nite's little fun gonna cost ya (pleeease somebody help me find my motor skills)

I went to Shrine in Chi-Town.( niiice azz atmosphere) You can tell a brotha ain't been out in a while when you arrive at about 10 to 9 ( doors open at 9) I looked a cool azz Corky from "Life goes on".Anyhoo as I waited,I started doin' what's tha shit to do in tha Chi...people watch. Question..Why did tha security look like all they could do is out-eat me? If they did try and catch me for anything all I would have ta do is throw a Hot Pocket on tha floor ( They gotta see what they want more)

A little bit after 9 approached. As I made my way in, I did'nt know what to expect. Hell I ain't been out since....When was the Chicago fire when that cow got killed? Not to mention I have'nt drank anything since me and Amy Whinehouse and Lindsey Lohan Toilet Papered Robert Downey jr's crib back in...Sheeet i'm jus bullshittin. It was actually Heath Ledger's crib (Too soon )

But I was plesantly surprised. Note: THA MUSIC WAS OFF THA FRIGGIN CHAIN! ( That hurt to write because I screamed it) They played all tha hits of my youth ( Shut up) To my TRUE house heads...They did it justice. Tha nite's host was Eric Roberson. Dude kept it movin' during tha whole time, and he has vocals to boot. There were other acts as well. Chicago own Syrenn performed. They did "Hold on" by EnVogue (Don't trip they actually pulled dat shit off ) Last..But certainly not least I have to give it to my Brotha from another mutha DMo. I've known this cat since high school, I always knew he could sing...but sheeet the years have been great for this dude. His voice was was tha ish ( I'm a little bias but hey..) I gotta him thanks for tha show and thanks for being a great talent ( No Mancrush )

As for tha rest of tha nite, Sheeet I got tired at 12:30 so I went to Home Il. As I was drivin (Not drunk) home,a thought occured to me. It's good to be out and about wit like -minded people. enjoyin' good music and good times Maybe I'll try it again tonight. (@ Rev's in Country Club hills) I' ll let ya know Monday.

Questions? recommendations for places ta go? Facebook me or follow me on tha Twitter Mayhemm09. Now you's excuse me, That burrito is catchin up wit me from last nite. Last nite... Last nite Last nite changed it all.

Freestyle (Night-Sweats)

Ya know this is Pretty deep to stop my ass from sleepin'. A thought occured to me that, jus' sayin it, makes ya uncomfortable. I could'nt go through my life without tha touch of a woman.

Hold up! Let's not dive into that part of tha pool yet. There are many ways women touch us. No one can nurture us like women. Women bring tha best out of ANY man! (Face it guys, we don't give them much to work with.) Ladies take it upon themselves to make sure you're raked into a nice,neat pile. They give you a security within yourself to face anything. Let's keep in mind that women have an aura that is sooo stealth, that once you do notice it, it brings you to the point of....uh...just fuckin wow!!!

Tha mind of a woman does'nt deal wit basics. It deals wit tha complex, tha angles, tha friggin futrue. And every once in a while... it deals wit tha surreal. A woman can sometimes put herself in some very hellish situations, only to rise above it. And....and...still have the strength to find love for our Monkey azzes.

Ohhh mannn.. Let's not forget tha essence of a woman. Her scent, her smile, her intelligence. Her ability to command your attention when she talks with you. Her ablility to make every part of you inner being feel alive. Most of all.... Her ability to make you say shit you would'nt tell a priest.

Does'nt matter how she's built, her intellectual stature reigns supreme. Hmm... I think i'm done for now (Thinkin' bout tha love of a woman) Fellas... you need to sing the praises of God's most beautifully sculpted creation.

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Track 20 ( uplift, upward )

*Sips Tahitian Treat fruit punch and takes a handful of Salt and Sour potato chips* It's been a long time, I should'nt have left you...without a good rant to...whatever man. That was my feeble attempt to be hip. What's up y'all. I took some time to rewind myself, get behind myself.(No reach around )

As I went into my little funk I realized something. There's nothin' like tha love of people, to bring you through any and all situations. I mean... shit... when tha world looks like it won't cut you a break, people, no matter how good or bad seem to always bring out tha best in you.

When you reflect on life, you sometimes utter tha phrase, " There's always somebody who's got it worse" That phrase itself motorvates you,to be better than your situation dictates.When you observe tha human condition, it gives ya such a rush,to help others and be a better person. Even when it comes to tha bad in people, Those incidents make us rise to tha occasion,of being tha best. When you think about it, people around you can bring you out of your funk.

Now if your funk goes on a lot longer than it should, Go get yo azz some help.( There's nothin' wrong wit meds. Sheeeet... If you got some extra, you got my E-mail) Also never stop communicating wit people around you NO MATTER WHAT! Who knows, those people may end up saving your sanity.

Aiight enough of tha Tony Robbins ish. Time to get back to what I do best....makin' you somewhat uncomfortable (Tee Hee)

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