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Friday, August 13, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Yess...I do Exist.
I've gone by many names, and have taken many shapes. And in many cases, i've affected tha souls of many, with just words alone.
Come see for yourself. Aug 27th and 28th.
Go to www.emont.net/e3productions For Details. Come see what form i'll take in public, this time.
Come see for yourself. Aug 27th and 28th.
Go to www.emont.net/e3productions For Details. Come see what form i'll take in public, this time.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Weekend's Gone already?
*Reaches over to press "Pause" on DVD remote.* After watchin' ohhh so much of the imfamous Montana Fishburne AKA "Chippy D" footage, one has to stop, to come up for air. (She reminds me of that one "Slow" witted girl, that would do ANYTHING for Chips Ahoy cookies, in my neighborhood.)
*Reaches over for ball gag. Inserts ball gag in mouth and ties it on.* Ahhhh...Let's see...what we can phuck wit today.
I know I've been away (Like you phuckas noticed) but...let me bring ya up to speed wit my whereabouts.
Aug 7th 2010.
On this date, I had tha distinct pleasure of hostin'/emceeing (I never could figure out tha difference) an event called PhoenixFest. It's held in the town of Phoenix Il. (Yeahh...yeahh...there's a Phoenix Il. let me finish...damn) The said event, was a celebration of community, family and togetherness.
It's one of those festivals that brings out, tha young and tha old, in a fellowship, that breaks down tha generation gaps with food , music and good times. Tha city of Phoenix should be commended, for havin' such a peaceful and spectacular celebration of life.
*Bites down on ball gag* As for tha entertainment portion of tha festival...(Wait for it...Wait for it...) It was actually pretty decent. I have some notable mentions to chose from, if i may (It's my damn blog..so I shall...)
I give credit where credit is due, when it comes to Hip Hop, tha festival got it right this year (Yeahh..I host it every year. I'm still waiting to host tha Adult Video Awards...sigh) With groups like BXC , Mak Legend, and Eddie T (Yeahh... a tad unknown, but, be on tha look out for em') Tha entertainment level started wit promise.
But tha moment came when, one of tha most talented, dedicated and overlooked producers in tha game, took to tha stage. When Harvy Allbangers bought wit him his team, consisting of tha duo Tha Illiterits and Code FI (Where in tha hell do these names surface from?!?...sheeeet) Tha stage erupted in a sonic boom, that could only be delivered by Mr. Harvy Alll-phuckin'-bangers (If you don't know him, google him dammit..)
But then we had a "Showtime at tha Apollo" moment happen, when this lil Niglet (Feel free to insert your own ethnic slur) called Showtime took to tha stage.
NOTE TO ALL HIP HOP ARTISTS: If you're performin' at a venue, wit kids in tha audience, try "Radio editin'" your music. First of all..Wit a name like Showtime...you would think this Ninja would stand about 6 foot or some sh!t. Nahhhh this Niglet was all of 4 foot. (He looked like Jiminy Cricket...if Disney gave him a record deal.) Also... It's called Hip Hop...I don't know what lil Showtime was tryin' to do, but damn... (And no i'm not worried about lil Showtime's retaliation. my thigh is bigger than him and his legal team...i.e. tha one Nig in his posse, that can count to Phuckin' five)
I guess you can tell, I don't like folks that offend my "Old School" constituents. But tha afternoon got better wit, tha blast of funk and R and B, from bands such as Men of Mecca, The Family Reunion Band, Skyyline and tha curvy grooves of tha Slave Review band.
Other than that, all was well. Tha night ended as usual, hot and sticky (Due to tha heat nasty asses)
Special Love and thanks to Mayor Terry Wells and first lady Loretta Wells. I hope they continue to let me come and embarass myself. Mad Love out to DJ Victorious, Tony Scofield, WildCat, Tha G Twinz, Stacy Kidd and all tha folks that showed love.
Most of all Big thank you's to tha Legendary Harvy Allbangers. Thank ya for Tha Illiterits , Code FI, and that sonic goodness you produce.
Now..If you'll excuse me... I have to meet wit my new management about my new porn name. here's what we got sooo far:
Lance Goodthrust
Matt MightyPeen
Taye Diggemout
Yeah... I know. I'll come up wit some more.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 Write me mayhemm09@gmail.com
Annnd...other musings http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
*Reaches over for ball gag. Inserts ball gag in mouth and ties it on.* Ahhhh...Let's see...what we can phuck wit today.
I know I've been away (Like you phuckas noticed) but...let me bring ya up to speed wit my whereabouts.
Aug 7th 2010.
On this date, I had tha distinct pleasure of hostin'/emceeing (I never could figure out tha difference) an event called PhoenixFest. It's held in the town of Phoenix Il. (Yeahh...yeahh...there's a Phoenix Il. let me finish...damn) The said event, was a celebration of community, family and togetherness.
It's one of those festivals that brings out, tha young and tha old, in a fellowship, that breaks down tha generation gaps with food , music and good times. Tha city of Phoenix should be commended, for havin' such a peaceful and spectacular celebration of life.
*Bites down on ball gag* As for tha entertainment portion of tha festival...(Wait for it...Wait for it...) It was actually pretty decent. I have some notable mentions to chose from, if i may (It's my damn blog..so I shall...)
I give credit where credit is due, when it comes to Hip Hop, tha festival got it right this year (Yeahh..I host it every year. I'm still waiting to host tha Adult Video Awards...sigh) With groups like BXC , Mak Legend, and Eddie T (Yeahh... a tad unknown, but, be on tha look out for em') Tha entertainment level started wit promise.
But tha moment came when, one of tha most talented, dedicated and overlooked producers in tha game, took to tha stage. When Harvy Allbangers bought wit him his team, consisting of tha duo Tha Illiterits and Code FI (Where in tha hell do these names surface from?!?...sheeeet) Tha stage erupted in a sonic boom, that could only be delivered by Mr. Harvy Alll-phuckin'-bangers (If you don't know him, google him dammit..)
But then we had a "Showtime at tha Apollo" moment happen, when this lil Niglet (Feel free to insert your own ethnic slur) called Showtime took to tha stage.
NOTE TO ALL HIP HOP ARTISTS: If you're performin' at a venue, wit kids in tha audience, try "Radio editin'" your music. First of all..Wit a name like Showtime...you would think this Ninja would stand about 6 foot or some sh!t. Nahhhh this Niglet was all of 4 foot. (He looked like Jiminy Cricket...if Disney gave him a record deal.) Also... It's called Hip Hop...I don't know what lil Showtime was tryin' to do, but damn... (And no i'm not worried about lil Showtime's retaliation. my thigh is bigger than him and his legal team...i.e. tha one Nig in his posse, that can count to Phuckin' five)
I guess you can tell, I don't like folks that offend my "Old School" constituents. But tha afternoon got better wit, tha blast of funk and R and B, from bands such as Men of Mecca, The Family Reunion Band, Skyyline and tha curvy grooves of tha Slave Review band.
Other than that, all was well. Tha night ended as usual, hot and sticky (Due to tha heat nasty asses)
Special Love and thanks to Mayor Terry Wells and first lady Loretta Wells. I hope they continue to let me come and embarass myself. Mad Love out to DJ Victorious, Tony Scofield, WildCat, Tha G Twinz, Stacy Kidd and all tha folks that showed love.
Most of all Big thank you's to tha Legendary Harvy Allbangers. Thank ya for Tha Illiterits , Code FI, and that sonic goodness you produce.
Now..If you'll excuse me... I have to meet wit my new management about my new porn name. here's what we got sooo far:
Lance Goodthrust
Matt MightyPeen
Taye Diggemout
Yeah... I know. I'll come up wit some more.
FIND ME: www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 Write me mayhemm09@gmail.com
Annnd...other musings http://www.mayhemm09.wordpress.com/
http://www.mayhemmstraitjacketmanifesto.typepad.com/
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