WTF????? This Artist Is DEAD AZZ WRONG For Doing Our Boy JIGGA Like This!!! - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2009

WTF????? This Artist Is DEAD AZZ WRONG For Doing Our Boy JIGGA Like This!!! - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2009

Track 16. (Random Mind Wander)

YoooHooo it's friday! Man it has been that kind of week. Just a series of random ish that's been interestin' and would make ya say....WHAT THA?!? From tha personal, to tha current events its been a friggin trip.

Let's start wit' tha Swine/H1N1 flu. Question: They can come up wit several types of penis pills, pills for depression and even a vaccine for just about anything. But they figure out how to treat this "Super Cootie"?!? what tha... THEN North Korea decides they want to launch ish towards Hawaii. Hawaii is like that cool ass cousin that does'nt eff wit nobody. How do you eff wit' those who aint effin' wit you?(Don't have them TIE that lai around ya neck) Oh yeah, I suppose PETA is reeally hard up for spokespeople (since Pamela Anderson went all...uh...what's tha techincal term....ah poor white trash ish) So they let Andy Dick step up and take tha reigns. Hey Michael Vick is'nt doin' ish right now (just sayin' you would've had a bigger draw than tha guy from....uh....uh.....er...er...oh yeah Newsradio)

Let's not forget tha IPhone......Movin' tha F**K along. As for tha personal end, It astounds me to see people judge others,on everything from looks to lifestyle. Here's a secret ladies (Fellas don't you friggin leave, you're next) Ladies, here's tha truth....There's no such thing as a ugly woman physically.(Shut up guys let me explain) Now tha only thing that could make a woman ugly to me is her attitude. If her attitude is stank, then it relfects upon the physical. If her attitude is positive then she's radiant.

Now for tha fellas. (ladies stick around,it funny) Now fellas here's your thought for tha day: you can achieve sooo much more wit' the opposite sex if you do one thing.......you guys ready.....wait for it....wait for it...JUST DON'T TALK SO DAMN MUCH!!! A woman has ALREADY decided within 5, count em' 5 minutes of meetin' ya ass if you get any more of her time. The more you contribute to tha coversation and not dictate, the more you got a shot.

As for tha Lifestyle aspect, two words: DO YOU. you're tha one who has to live wit' you. You're tha planet, we're just in ya orbit.

That felt great!!! I know, I know a little lengthy but rants have no structure, ryhme or reason. Drop me a line we'll be even. ONE LOVE.



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For tha stressed out. (Interlude)

I was catchin' up on tha latest in tha news (o.k. tha Television section but I skimmed tha rest ) and I found a really disturbin' trend. It seems that for most of us going through tryin' times, we get tha notion not to stick around, to see how those times work out. Suicide seems to be tha choice that most are choosing.

Now i'm not gonna rattle off statistics and graphs, and all that other ish that would show that I have a modicum of intelligence. Eff that. ( I only have 30 minutes for lunch ) I'm not goin' to get into all tha religious aspects of it either. What I will touch upon is somethin' a lot of people need to believe, once they start havin these thoughts: S**T GETS BETTER!!! And...uh..NOTHIN' IS THAT FRIGGIN BAD!!!

Now i'm not gonna sit here and act like I know every facet of your life. But take it from a guy wit' a dead end azz job, TWO count em' two sick parents, and a host of insecurities and everyday ish. I should've overdosed on Flintstones chewables ( That's right I probably could'nt get suicide right either ) long ago.

Look this ain't no PSA. I'm just tellin you that WHATEVER you're goin through, just talk to somebody. ( Hell, e-mail or Twitter me ) People don't have to solve what's goin' on wit' you, but they can listen. Sometimes just talkin' to someone, tha answer to what you're goin' through is clearer. You gotta keep yourself in tune to yourself. You are the only one that can make YOU better. Besides if you need help (REAL therapy. Not my blue collar ish. ) that's not a bad thing. Just stick around will ya? some of us care.

As for those who thrive on seeing others fall...EFF EM'. sticking around is tha best revenge.



As I said, if need someone to listen or even laugh wit ( no singles ad! ) Twitter me @ mayhemm09 or Facebook (look right) I'm not a certified therapist but, listenin' and typin' don't cost shit.

Track 15 ( Get on board )

I realized somethin' this past weekend. Either i've settled on tha maturity train and ridin' confortably or i'm gettin' old. The reason i've come to this conclusion is that the weekends are'nt what they used to be.

You remember on a Friday you could'nt wait to get out, and spend what little paycheck you had, on tha' sin and debauchery of your choice. (Mine was food and booze,not in that order) Now it seems that tha older you get, tha more "reserved" you become. Trust me that statement is'nt for all that are boarding the maturity train. Some of us still think we can drink wit' tha best of them, dance wit the best of them, and fellas as for tha young thang you're always tryin to catch, you are two words to her:FINANCIAL STABLITY. Ladies will always have better luck catchin' young talent. Trouble is, that talent is sometimes as old as tha NEW pair of shoes you've jus brought,and like those pair of shoes, gotta get broken in somehow.


Do we really have time to keep this ish up? Some of us need to come to grips with two things. 1. All of tha ish of tryin' to find that special someone in a club or lounge setting ain't happenin' 2. After a while, that whole scene of clubbing/lounging at any age,gets old. We all at one point have to except our tickets to the maturity train. Tha question is when.