YoooHooo it's friday! Man it has been that kind of week. Just a series of random ish that's been interestin' and would make ya say....WHAT THA?!? From tha personal, to tha current events its been a friggin trip.
Let's start wit' tha Swine/H1N1 flu. Question: They can come up wit several types of penis pills, pills for depression and even a vaccine for just about anything. But they figure out how to treat this "Super Cootie"?!? what tha... THEN North Korea decides they want to launch ish towards Hawaii. Hawaii is like that cool ass cousin that does'nt eff wit nobody. How do you eff wit' those who aint effin' wit you?(Don't have them TIE that lai around ya neck) Oh yeah, I suppose PETA is reeally hard up for spokespeople (since Pamela Anderson went all...uh...what's tha techincal term....ah poor white trash ish) So they let Andy Dick step up and take tha reigns. Hey Michael Vick is'nt doin' ish right now (just sayin' you would've had a bigger draw than tha guy from....uh....uh.....er...er...oh yeah Newsradio)
Let's not forget tha IPhone......Movin' tha F**K along. As for tha personal end, It astounds me to see people judge others,on everything from looks to lifestyle. Here's a secret ladies (Fellas don't you friggin leave, you're next) Ladies, here's tha truth....There's no such thing as a ugly woman physically.(Shut up guys let me explain) Now tha only thing that could make a woman ugly to me is her attitude. If her attitude is stank, then it relfects upon the physical. If her attitude is positive then she's radiant.
Now for tha fellas. (ladies stick around,it funny) Now fellas here's your thought for tha day: you can achieve sooo much more wit' the opposite sex if you do one thing.......you guys ready.....wait for it....wait for it...JUST DON'T TALK SO DAMN MUCH!!! A woman has ALREADY decided within 5, count em' 5 minutes of meetin' ya ass if you get any more of her time. The more you contribute to tha coversation and not dictate, the more you got a shot.
As for tha Lifestyle aspect, two words: DO YOU. you're tha one who has to live wit' you. You're tha planet, we're just in ya orbit.
That felt great!!! I know, I know a little lengthy but rants have no structure, ryhme or reason. Drop me a line we'll be even. ONE LOVE.
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