!!!!!BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS!!!!!
TOUR DATES!
Matt L. In conjunction wit ImSuchADumbAzz Productions, Trojan Condoms, Arnie's Idle Hour, Stroker's, and (Insert Your Favorite Liquor name here.) Presents to YOU....
!!!!!!BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS 2009/2010!!!
11/20 - Rev's - Country Club Hills Il.
11/25 - Gloria's - Harvey Il. (Charity Event.)
12/6 - TBA.
12/7 - Lil' Mordicai Johnson's Bar Mitzvah.
12/11 - TBA.
12/12 - TBA.
12/18 - Ya Mom's - Homewood Il.
12/19 - Ya Fiancee - WhenYaNotHome Il.
12/26 - TBA.
12/30- TBA.
12/31 - INYaGirl - WhenyaNotLookin Il.
More Dates To Come for 2010!
NOTE: If you want Matt L. To Host or Perform at your Event or Establishment...CONTACT HIM. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 or www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
NOTE: You want be a sponsor on this tour?...CONTACT HIM.
Put your Event on his tour Schedule.
ImSuchADumbAzz Productions. 2009
REINVENT THA GAME.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy Pt 6/ Thank You's on the Album.
THANK YOU'S AND SHOUT OUTS ON MY ALBUM.
First of all I wanna thank God/Lord/Savior/The Creator/ What you call him here, for blessing me with this talent. I wanna thank my Mom and my Dad (At Least that's what they told me.) for "Smackin' Dat azz" to The Dells.."The Love we had..." and made ME.
I wanna thank the Teachers and staff of Elmer G. Kich Elementery and Rosa L. Parks middle Schools for my Education and me to be readin' anda writin' so good like.
I wanna thank the girls who were In my 7th and 8th grade classes, at Rosa L. Parks Middle School, when I went there. Some of you REEEEALLY "Filled out a Bra" before your time.
Shout Outs to tha guys that used to beat my azz, on tha way home. I hope whatever prison you're in, you can read this.
I wanna thank Thornton High School for tha 4 years that were...PHUCKIN AWWWWESOMME!!! To EVERY lady of my 4 years there...You are tha reason I LLLLLUUUVVV ME SOME CURVY AND SMARRRRRT WOMENS!!!!
To tha fellas of my High School, you gave "Tha Game" INTEGRITY...Nuff Said...
Shout Out to Illinois State University. When I first Started there, My liver was a child. When I left, It was an Old-Azz Man wita Bladder problem. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: To tha Two Ladies that...Uh...Showed me with Tequila, What two Women that broke up wit their boyfriends may do,... if alone. (Needed Hand Lotion for a Month.)
Much Love and thanks to those that made this project worthwhile: MC Section 8 and tha link Card Mob, Qui-Qui LittleBritches, HangLow, Ashy Knucca, Trail-her Trash, Ms. YaSlipShowin., Snacke Cakes, Carol "Come Ta Momma" W., Azza K., Lil Cheryl Christian-actinazz, and SuperProducer Kim MarieFelt FirmBottom and Executive Producer ImOn SumBullShyt.
Also I would like to Acknowledge the Producers who DID NOT work on this Project: (Reasons are in Parentheses) Maurice J. (The Check I Paid him Bounced and his Brother told him not to.) Hula M. (He Cost too Much.) Stacy K. ( He Laughed at me too hard.) Azza K, (I only could afford one song from him AND The check I gave him Bounced.) George C. (The Check I gave him Bounced AND he laughed at me too hard.)
Code F.I. (They gave me an OLD business card AND I sent the check to the address on the OLD business card!) Farley J.M.F. (Fell on the Floor..could'nt stop Laughing for 20/30 Minutes, Then told security to throw me out.) Superior Media G. (Gave me an OLD e-mail address. AND I sent my check routing info to the OLD e-mail address.) Chicago Larry (He Did call me back BUT he's too phuckin'creepy.)
SPECIAL LOVE: To my FaceBook Family. I Love Each and every one of you. Especially you. To ALL of my Twitter Family. I Love ya always. To ALL the Internet radio, Pirate Radio, Somalian Radio, Hispanic Radio, and those High Schools and small Colleges with BARELY a Audio-Visual Department. Thank you for Playin' it.
PLEASE SUPPORT!!! WWW.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM This Organization Helps over 40 Skrippers obtain decent shining Clear Heels and Thongs with Dignity and Respect.
STAY TUNED FOR TOUR INFORMATION. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS TOUR 2009/2010 .
Contact InFo. www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
First of all I wanna thank God/Lord/Savior/The Creator/ What you call him here, for blessing me with this talent. I wanna thank my Mom and my Dad (At Least that's what they told me.) for "Smackin' Dat azz" to The Dells.."The Love we had..." and made ME.
I wanna thank the Teachers and staff of Elmer G. Kich Elementery and Rosa L. Parks middle Schools for my Education and me to be readin' anda writin' so good like.
I wanna thank the girls who were In my 7th and 8th grade classes, at Rosa L. Parks Middle School, when I went there. Some of you REEEEALLY "Filled out a Bra" before your time.
Shout Outs to tha guys that used to beat my azz, on tha way home. I hope whatever prison you're in, you can read this.
I wanna thank Thornton High School for tha 4 years that were...PHUCKIN AWWWWESOMME!!! To EVERY lady of my 4 years there...You are tha reason I LLLLLUUUVVV ME SOME CURVY AND SMARRRRRT WOMENS!!!!
To tha fellas of my High School, you gave "Tha Game" INTEGRITY...Nuff Said...
Shout Out to Illinois State University. When I first Started there, My liver was a child. When I left, It was an Old-Azz Man wita Bladder problem. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: To tha Two Ladies that...Uh...Showed me with Tequila, What two Women that broke up wit their boyfriends may do,... if alone. (Needed Hand Lotion for a Month.)
Much Love and thanks to those that made this project worthwhile: MC Section 8 and tha link Card Mob, Qui-Qui LittleBritches, HangLow, Ashy Knucca, Trail-her Trash, Ms. YaSlipShowin., Snacke Cakes, Carol "Come Ta Momma" W., Azza K., Lil Cheryl Christian-actinazz, and SuperProducer Kim MarieFelt FirmBottom and Executive Producer ImOn SumBullShyt.
Also I would like to Acknowledge the Producers who DID NOT work on this Project: (Reasons are in Parentheses) Maurice J. (The Check I Paid him Bounced and his Brother told him not to.) Hula M. (He Cost too Much.) Stacy K. ( He Laughed at me too hard.) Azza K, (I only could afford one song from him AND The check I gave him Bounced.) George C. (The Check I gave him Bounced AND he laughed at me too hard.)
Code F.I. (They gave me an OLD business card AND I sent the check to the address on the OLD business card!) Farley J.M.F. (Fell on the Floor..could'nt stop Laughing for 20/30 Minutes, Then told security to throw me out.) Superior Media G. (Gave me an OLD e-mail address. AND I sent my check routing info to the OLD e-mail address.) Chicago Larry (He Did call me back BUT he's too phuckin'creepy.)
SPECIAL LOVE: To my FaceBook Family. I Love Each and every one of you. Especially you. To ALL of my Twitter Family. I Love ya always. To ALL the Internet radio, Pirate Radio, Somalian Radio, Hispanic Radio, and those High Schools and small Colleges with BARELY a Audio-Visual Department. Thank you for Playin' it.
PLEASE SUPPORT!!! WWW.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM This Organization Helps over 40 Skrippers obtain decent shining Clear Heels and Thongs with Dignity and Respect.
STAY TUNED FOR TOUR INFORMATION. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS TOUR 2009/2010 .
Contact InFo. www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 5/Reviews are in.
!!!! THE REVIEWS ARE IN!!!!Matt L's CD, "Gurl..Was That U, Or me?!?" is a Certified banger!!! Here are some of the Reviews:
"Matt L's personal best..."- Vibe Magazine.
"This year's "The Chronic 2001" - FatBack Weekly.
"Matt's Flute solo on "Punanni Stew" is reminicent of Jimi Hendrix"- High Times Magazine.
"AshleyStewartsex/LaneBryantLuv" is this year's "Moments in Love" - Black Tail Magazine/CurvySpot.com
"Just when you thought Kanye West had the "Fruity" game sewn up, Here comes Matt L. - The advocate.
"Matt is in the same realm as Jay-Z!... If Jay-Z had a stroke." - Matt's Deseased Grandmother in a seance.
"Matt's Vocals on "Sack Across yo Face" Sounds so Much like that" - ASSLIKETHAT.net
"Matt L's and Carol W's collaboration on "Now U know we Can't Both Fit On tha Dresser/DairyQueensex" Reminds you of Jay-Z and Beyonce's "Crazy in love". If Jay-Z and Beyonce were Epileptic" - The Outhere Brothers.
"The Video for "U Reeeally Wanna Put it in There?!?" Was just what B.E.T./MTV/VH1/9.2.5./V.I.P.TV /Adult Film/fetish Video industry needed" - All the Ladies that Participated. (which were Women from Matt's FaceBook Page And a local "Hooter's"AND Drunk women at Rev's AND Over 40 Cougars working at Arnie's Idle Hour.)
"Matt Sniffed model airplane glue as a child,to make this CD happen" - CODE F.I./Superior Media Group.
There you have it. Be on the lookout for the "BetweenYoTwoPillows" Tour coming soon. Continue to request it at your local Skrip clubs, lounges, liquor Stores and Ashley Stewarts / Lane bryant (Lingerie Sections) Stores.
Please continue to support this album. 20% of the proceeds go to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM . So far, we have raised 20,000 dollars (All In One Dollar Bills.) Let's Keep em' in clear heels.
Questions..Comments...Your review.... http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 4/Release Day.
!!!!!RELEASE DAY!!!!!
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
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