As I get my Autoerotism Asphyxiation on, (Tha lil Minx that wears all that black on my Facebook page, FINALLY said yes! Mmmm... And she's a squirter!!! NOTE: need Swim goggles.) I'm also puttin' together my "New beginnings" post.
I don't do year in reviews, that's what T.V. does for ya. I don't do New Year's resolutions because, I don't wanna resolute sh!t. I'm happy wit bein' me. (Think bout' it. I got this beautiful woman to do things wit me, that only farm animals would do, for only some Cheddar Biscuits at Red Lobster. Mmmm...*She squeezes neck firmly. Did'nt Climax yet.* Sorry, I almost blacked out.)
What I will do though, is go over things I plan to do, more. Ya see, resolutions are things ya try to either stop or "put a leash" on. Me, I plan to just enhance on, what i've been doin'.
- For instance, I plan to get out more. Not because i'm five cats away, from bein' that lonely old dude, eatin' Farina. (Ask ya momma what that was..) It's because, in order to write sh!t about life, ya gotta live life. It's easy to blog Fiction, tha hardest sh!t to write about, is always tha truth. Sooo...I think i'll sample some life from column A, and some from column B, and see what i'll crap out.
- Next. I wanna actually help some phuckas along tha way. i'm thinkin' that my sh!t, could maybe, help ya to know that, you're not alone when it comes to some weird, "Heath Ledger's Joker" type thoughts. (By tha way...Heath Ledger's Performance in "The Dark Knight" BEST EVAR.)
As you read this cyber toilet paper, ya realize that, I make you look sane. *Takes Red ball-gag out of mouth, to take a swig of Red Kool-Aid*
- Finally, I wanna stay growin', as a person. I never wanna become that bitter, old, phuck. I always wanna keep sharing, shinin' and continue to make ya sick, laugh, or masterbate to my profile pic. ( It could happen.)
Well...that's what i'm gonna do, this comin' year. Be prepared. Be afraid. Be open. I am.
*She tightens her "KittyMuscles", while tighting tha grip around his throat and...* AHHHHHGGHHH....... That's what i'm talkin' bout' *She gets up and fixes him Cheese-Eggs and Welch's grape juice*
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Monday, December 28, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Track 29. My thoughts be Tangled and sh*t...
As I was pleasuring myself, using that one magazine...uh...er...uh...(*Turns Magazine over for name. "Ashley Stewart..Fall collection 2009."*) I started to piece together some thoughts. (Masterbation helps me think... Sue me.) As tha year winds down, I need to untangle these lil nuggets and present them in a comprehensive, consise form. (#ThatsThatBullShit.)
- This has been tha year of "Everyone thinks they're deserving of bein' a "Brand". I'm truly cool wit tha fact that everybody, holds themselves in high regard. BUT let's be honest wit one's self..Some of ya'll aint that compelling to know.
Look..I realize that all of us, at one time or another, look for validation from someone or somewhere. They say All the worlds a stage, and we're tha actors. Not all of us can be tha Denzel or Angelina of our own lil universe. Sometimes ya gotta be honest wit yourself that, maybe you're just that Not Ready for Prime time player. Tha best way to become a "Brand", is to just give tha people...you. Everyone that stands apart from tha herd, is just bein' themselves. Personas are played out. And to those who may not approve of tha Juicy Goodness, that is you..Phuck em'. They were'nt worth yo time anyhoo.
- Is it me, or has tha music of today resembled more of a Stool sample, complete wit corn, rather than something to evoke emotions, memories and feelin'?!? Radio sucks Rotweiler penis.
Everything I've heard over tha last year or more, lacks any clear direction. Look without sounding like that old guy that stands on his porch, in his drawers screamin' "Get off my damn lawn", Music was much, much better as far back as tha 90's. Don't get me wrong, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles,Frankie Knuckles, Bootsy and tha like, will always be tha innovators of a rhythm movement.
But tha 90's will be in tha history books for havin' tha last bastion of music that made an emotional connection to a generation. Sure we had our nasty asses..(R."piss on U" Kelly, Jo(on that sh!t)deci,) But they also provided a clever mixture of Nasty and finesse. Everything now sounds like what those kids in those "Alternative" programs, write as essays.
- Aiiight...Let's all stop once and for all, about...Haters. NOTE: If you have to acknowledge that you have haters, then ...really it's obvious ya really don't have any. Yo problem is that, yo azz is paranoid. Those that are comfortable in their own skin, don't acknowledge negativity.
Ahhh...*rinses off right hand...and computer* Now..That's tha stuff.
Let's be friends *Wink, like a muh Phucka* www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 mayhemchild007@yahoo.com Or follow this ish... www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
- This has been tha year of "Everyone thinks they're deserving of bein' a "Brand". I'm truly cool wit tha fact that everybody, holds themselves in high regard. BUT let's be honest wit one's self..Some of ya'll aint that compelling to know.
Look..I realize that all of us, at one time or another, look for validation from someone or somewhere. They say All the worlds a stage, and we're tha actors. Not all of us can be tha Denzel or Angelina of our own lil universe. Sometimes ya gotta be honest wit yourself that, maybe you're just that Not Ready for Prime time player. Tha best way to become a "Brand", is to just give tha people...you. Everyone that stands apart from tha herd, is just bein' themselves. Personas are played out. And to those who may not approve of tha Juicy Goodness, that is you..Phuck em'. They were'nt worth yo time anyhoo.
- Is it me, or has tha music of today resembled more of a Stool sample, complete wit corn, rather than something to evoke emotions, memories and feelin'?!? Radio sucks Rotweiler penis.
Everything I've heard over tha last year or more, lacks any clear direction. Look without sounding like that old guy that stands on his porch, in his drawers screamin' "Get off my damn lawn", Music was much, much better as far back as tha 90's. Don't get me wrong, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles,Frankie Knuckles, Bootsy and tha like, will always be tha innovators of a rhythm movement.
But tha 90's will be in tha history books for havin' tha last bastion of music that made an emotional connection to a generation. Sure we had our nasty asses..(R."piss on U" Kelly, Jo(on that sh!t)deci,) But they also provided a clever mixture of Nasty and finesse. Everything now sounds like what those kids in those "Alternative" programs, write as essays.
- Aiiight...Let's all stop once and for all, about...Haters. NOTE: If you have to acknowledge that you have haters, then ...really it's obvious ya really don't have any. Yo problem is that, yo azz is paranoid. Those that are comfortable in their own skin, don't acknowledge negativity.
Ahhh...*rinses off right hand...and computer* Now..That's tha stuff.
Let's be friends *Wink, like a muh Phucka* www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 mayhemchild007@yahoo.com Or follow this ish... www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Friday, December 18, 2009
Simply CoonTastic.
ONE LOVE to MEDIATAKEOUT.COM for this snapshot at Coon-americana. Ya know me...I'm not surprised at where tha tattoo is. BUT...1.Look at tha tattoo itself. It looks like a blueprint, for ways to get in and out of her Vagina. 2. If you look at tha RIGHT AZZ CHEEK (Top Half) it looks like she had pimples that she busted recently. (It was a SLOW day at work for me to notice this sh!t...)Monday, December 14, 2009
Holiday Musings ( I threw tha pin...But held tha grenade.)
As I stand here dippin' my "Member" in a Jar of Nutella, Havin' Daytime/Nocturnal emissions about that Threesome I want with, S. Epatha Merkerson, All of tha cocktail (HeeHee..I said Cock...then I said Tail...#ImmatureMoment.) Waitresses at Revelations (Go and look.) And tha one woman on my FaceBook page who looks like she's had her SweaterMeat fluffed...but they're natural. Look...I know It's more than three, but, shit I have a hearty appetite..And I want those 3 minutes and 12 seconds of pleasure, to go a looong way. (Seee ladies...I'm quite a catch.)
AnyHoo.. I was also thinkin' bout, this time of tha year. A LOT of us go into recluse mode when it comes to holiday cheer and shit. Whether it's due your financial situation, lack of a support system or just bitter, sad memories of holidays past...we tend to shut tha world out and cease to smile.
Well, I could'nt sit (Of course I can't sit...My Penis is Marinating in Nutella..hellooo.) and watch another soul go without some...uh...er...umm...cheer. So as I Marinate my Member, I decided to get some shit off my chest. My thoughts. If not to make ya think, to make you realize that "Matt's a sick phuck and MY HOLIDAY/LIFE AIN'T SO BAD."
Soooo...There's no rhyme or reason to these questions and statements. (Duh..my shit is called RantsOfAMadMan.) Just read and know that, these are my opinions and my trains of thought. *Takes Penis out of Nutella and sprinkles Cinnamon on Penis, and places it back in, to marinate more.* Enter at your own risk.
- I don't understand how someone can be soooo "Christian", "God Fearin'", and all tha buzz words of a good person, on a Social Networkin' website, and everytime I peep ya Pic... ya showin' me your Scattered Soft-core Porn azz ,wit some message next to it from Rev Run, or some shit. I'm sure Rev Run appreciates you soakin' in his message, but tha pic wit you and your SweaterMeat all out (Ladies) and those pics wit you clutchin' your "Imagination" (Fellas) seems to confuse tha hell out of me. Pick a damn lane, when ya tryin' to live right.
- Is there a reason why we would rather Text, E-mail, Instant message, Carrier-damn-Pigeon, someone we want/need to communicate with, rather than Call their azz?!?
- Ladies....In my opinion, DO NOT feel insecure about your stretch marks. It makes you look like a sexy Tigress. For Fellas, It makes you look like you got mauled by a Wolverine.
- Fellas OVER 36. What part of your self-esteem, perspective or dignity tells you, that you can keep up with someone considerably YOUNGER then yo azz?!? See... Ya seem to can't keep women ya own age happy, why phuck around and make "Miss Daddy Issues" sad?
- Women OVER 36. I understand that findin' a YOUNGER man is somewhat sexy. But if you ALREADY had/have kids, do you want another "Mr. Not to Damn Developed.. Mentally / Mommy breast fed him tooo damn long" sittin' on your couch, eatin' your Breyer's?
- Ladies...Don't you feel better when you wear MATCHIN' Bra and Panties?!?
- Don't you hate when you see someone dressed to impress, and their teeth look like they're havin' a gang fight in their mouth?!? You would think if He/She could afford those clothes, they could afford 1-800 DENTIST.
- Have you ever wondered how much sequins it would take, to make a dress for Aretha Franklin? (Google a current pic of her.)
- Trey Songz wrote a song called "I invented Sex". If he did, in fact "Invent" sex, That means he "Invented" those STD's. #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. Have you ever stared at a woman's azz so hard, you thought you saw YOUR reflection?!?
- Porn should really be called.."Shit that will NEVA happen to you."
- Ladies/Fellas. Have you ever Masterbated soooo hard, ya blacked out? (Don't judge me. I got carried away one friday night, I woke up, it was Saturday afternoon. Mmmmm... Nutella.)
- I found out that tickets to a New Year's Eve party Featuring R.Kelly, may cost near 200$. For that much, is he gonna personally come over and pee in my champange glass?!? (Don't think I want a R.Kelly Mimosa.)
- When you see a "CockEyed" person wearin' glasses, Do you ever just think...*In old black churrrch lady's voice* "That baby need more medicine, in them glasses." Or "Maybe those Hubble telescope lenses can help."
- Ladies...a little F.Y.I. Look at your boyfriend / husband when they're brushin' their teeth. If they have no gag reflex, when they brush their tongue, They may be on tha DL. (Hmmm. Wait for it....Wait for it....) #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. If your wife has no gag reflex...DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION. get couseling. If your Girfriend has no gag reflex MARRY HER. But, put a surveilence chip in her weave, so you can keep up wit your "Precious Find."
As you can see...I don't have tha sense God gave mice. But as I stated before, These are just my thoughts. I'll have more as tha year ends. If nothin' else, this makes you feel NORMAL. (Whateva dat is.) *Takes Penis out of tha Nutella. Admires tha glaze and Cinnamon sprinkles.* If only I was double jointed, I'd neva leave tha house. BON APPETITE.
Call me.. I'm in tha book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
Ya gotta follow this shit in real time. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 See you should feel better bout' yoself already.
AnyHoo.. I was also thinkin' bout, this time of tha year. A LOT of us go into recluse mode when it comes to holiday cheer and shit. Whether it's due your financial situation, lack of a support system or just bitter, sad memories of holidays past...we tend to shut tha world out and cease to smile.
Well, I could'nt sit (Of course I can't sit...My Penis is Marinating in Nutella..hellooo.) and watch another soul go without some...uh...er...umm...cheer. So as I Marinate my Member, I decided to get some shit off my chest. My thoughts. If not to make ya think, to make you realize that "Matt's a sick phuck and MY HOLIDAY/LIFE AIN'T SO BAD."
Soooo...There's no rhyme or reason to these questions and statements. (Duh..my shit is called RantsOfAMadMan.) Just read and know that, these are my opinions and my trains of thought. *Takes Penis out of Nutella and sprinkles Cinnamon on Penis, and places it back in, to marinate more.* Enter at your own risk.
- I don't understand how someone can be soooo "Christian", "God Fearin'", and all tha buzz words of a good person, on a Social Networkin' website, and everytime I peep ya Pic... ya showin' me your Scattered Soft-core Porn azz ,wit some message next to it from Rev Run, or some shit. I'm sure Rev Run appreciates you soakin' in his message, but tha pic wit you and your SweaterMeat all out (Ladies) and those pics wit you clutchin' your "Imagination" (Fellas) seems to confuse tha hell out of me. Pick a damn lane, when ya tryin' to live right.
- Is there a reason why we would rather Text, E-mail, Instant message, Carrier-damn-Pigeon, someone we want/need to communicate with, rather than Call their azz?!?
- Ladies....In my opinion, DO NOT feel insecure about your stretch marks. It makes you look like a sexy Tigress. For Fellas, It makes you look like you got mauled by a Wolverine.
- Fellas OVER 36. What part of your self-esteem, perspective or dignity tells you, that you can keep up with someone considerably YOUNGER then yo azz?!? See... Ya seem to can't keep women ya own age happy, why phuck around and make "Miss Daddy Issues" sad?
- Women OVER 36. I understand that findin' a YOUNGER man is somewhat sexy. But if you ALREADY had/have kids, do you want another "Mr. Not to Damn Developed.. Mentally / Mommy breast fed him tooo damn long" sittin' on your couch, eatin' your Breyer's?
- Ladies...Don't you feel better when you wear MATCHIN' Bra and Panties?!?
- Don't you hate when you see someone dressed to impress, and their teeth look like they're havin' a gang fight in their mouth?!? You would think if He/She could afford those clothes, they could afford 1-800 DENTIST.
- Have you ever wondered how much sequins it would take, to make a dress for Aretha Franklin? (Google a current pic of her.)
- Trey Songz wrote a song called "I invented Sex". If he did, in fact "Invent" sex, That means he "Invented" those STD's. #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. Have you ever stared at a woman's azz so hard, you thought you saw YOUR reflection?!?
- Porn should really be called.."Shit that will NEVA happen to you."
- Ladies/Fellas. Have you ever Masterbated soooo hard, ya blacked out? (Don't judge me. I got carried away one friday night, I woke up, it was Saturday afternoon. Mmmmm... Nutella.)
- I found out that tickets to a New Year's Eve party Featuring R.Kelly, may cost near 200$. For that much, is he gonna personally come over and pee in my champange glass?!? (Don't think I want a R.Kelly Mimosa.)
- When you see a "CockEyed" person wearin' glasses, Do you ever just think...*In old black churrrch lady's voice* "That baby need more medicine, in them glasses." Or "Maybe those Hubble telescope lenses can help."
- Ladies...a little F.Y.I. Look at your boyfriend / husband when they're brushin' their teeth. If they have no gag reflex, when they brush their tongue, They may be on tha DL. (Hmmm. Wait for it....Wait for it....) #ConspiracyTheory.
- Fellas. If your wife has no gag reflex...DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION. get couseling. If your Girfriend has no gag reflex MARRY HER. But, put a surveilence chip in her weave, so you can keep up wit your "Precious Find."
As you can see...I don't have tha sense God gave mice. But as I stated before, These are just my thoughts. I'll have more as tha year ends. If nothin' else, this makes you feel NORMAL. (Whateva dat is.) *Takes Penis out of tha Nutella. Admires tha glaze and Cinnamon sprinkles.* If only I was double jointed, I'd neva leave tha house. BON APPETITE.
Call me.. I'm in tha book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
Ya gotta follow this shit in real time. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 See you should feel better bout' yoself already.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Track 28. I should'nt have Noticed. But...
There is a reason why my azz should not be allowed, in public other than, to go to work and go tha hell home. My problem is that, I'm a people-watchin' fool. It NEVA ceases to amaze me tha testicular and vaginal (Had to be fair to tha ladies.) fortitude some folks possess when it comes to a social/"Club" setting.
I decided to be social Friday night and hang out wit tha "Beautiful" people. I think I'm gonna try this bullet point list thing because...shit, I can.
I decided to be social Friday night and hang out wit tha "Beautiful" people. I think I'm gonna try this bullet point list thing because...shit, I can.
- Ya ever notice security guys at a club, NEVER look like they go hungry?!? Also, It seems that clubs are hiring a lot of "Charles Barkley" stunt doubles for security.
- In terms of tha club atmosphere, is it me, or does it remind you of Halloween?!? Damn near everybody is pretendin' to be somebody else. Not to mention, no one wants to play tha part of an adult..just a selfish-azz kid.
- Ladies, Is there a reason why SOME feel tha need, to work out yo "Daddy" issues at tha club?!? There's a good reason ladies why SOME of you, can't keep or attract, a good man. If you're tryin' to meet "Mr.Right" in a "Meat Market" atmosphere, where you KNOW that, you're already lowering your standards, by dressin' like you should be singin' "Bad Girls" by Donna Summer..How do you expect to attract tha man you need? (Yeah, I said NEED. What you WANT aint always good for ya.) BE YOURSELF. Tha attraction will follow.
- Fellas, how phucked is your self-esteem if tha only way you can even attempt to dialouge wit' tha opposite sex, (Or even same sex...No FishSticks) is if you use tha "MooLah" principle?!? Money,cars, or that fake-azz ChinChilla coat, (NOTE: By tha way..If you're OVER 275LBS and you're wearin' a FUR whatever coat PLEEEASE STOP! it looks like you Wear and Molest Bears.) won't help your quest for a mate,if you open yo mouth, and you're a phuckin' idiot. TRY THIS. Try bein' respectable,polite and attentive and most important...LISTEN. Ya may actually attract someone who you won't have to go see tha doctor afterwards.
*Looks out at Audience. Notices stares.* I see, I observe too much huh? Well..I could be wrong, BUT judgin' by your look, I could be on to something. Seeee...It's always good to just be ya damn self. Ya never know who's watchin'.
Mmmmmm...Honesty. Tastes good. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 or follow my chicanery on www.twitter/mayhemm09 ONE LOVE.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Really?
ONE LOVE to MediaTakeOut.com for tha pic. I don't know What's more disturbing. Tha tattoo, or tha fact is that HER back has tha Shoulder Span of a Arena football player.
Monday, November 30, 2009
A Top Ten to Live By.
Aiiight..Look. I Reeeally don't do top ten lists that well. Not to mention my top ten lists might be a tad...uhhh..On some weird shit. With that said, here's some top ten lists. All relating to music.
Top Ten songs you don't wanna hear, if you're in MALE prison... on LockDown.
1. All out of love - Air Supply.
2. AnyTime - Brian mcKnight.
3. Turn off the lights - Teddy Pendergrass.
4. Against all odds - Phil Collins.
5. Black Hole Sun - SoundGarden. (The title alone...)
6. Stand by Your Man - Tammy Wynette.
7. Love on the Rocks - Neil Diamond.
8. Forever - Chris Brown.
9. Don't Matter just don't bite it - N.W.A.
10. WonderLand - John Mayer.
Top Ten Songs you don't wanna hear, if you're in FEMALE prison...On LockDown (Natch)
1. Kissed a girl - Katy Perry.
2. How many Licks - Lil Kim.
3. I'm goin' Down - Mary J. Blige (Tha Title alone people..)
4. Nasty Girl - Vanity 6.
5. Pretty Mess - Vanity.
6. Sex Shooter - Apollonia 6.
7. Drive me wild - Vanity 6.(Ya see my Sickness.)
8. If I was your Girlfriend - Prince.
9. Tonight's the night - Janet Jackson. (Mmmmm. I need to get out more.)
10. Red light Special - T.L.C.
Matt's Top Ten songs for optimizing his Tantric love Making. (I see you're judgin' me already.)
1. Shaft - Issac Hayes.
2. Tha Theme from Law and Order - Mike Post.
3. Choke me, Spank me, Pull my hair - Xzibit.
4. Tha Theme from Good Times.
5. LGBNAF - Ice T.
6. Medium Pace - Adam Sandler.(Listen to it..Soothes tha soul.)
7. I Wanna F**K you - N.W.A. (It's a subtle love Ballad.)
8. Love Ballad - L.T.D.
9. Backseat of my jeep - L.L. Kool J.
10. Any "FreeCreditReport.Com" song.
Well.. there ya have it. Hopefully, you'll grab a listen to some of these songs, and they'll impact yo life, like they impacted mine. I think I like this Top Ten sh*t.
Call me..I'm in tha Book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Top Ten songs you don't wanna hear, if you're in MALE prison... on LockDown.
1. All out of love - Air Supply.
2. AnyTime - Brian mcKnight.
3. Turn off the lights - Teddy Pendergrass.
4. Against all odds - Phil Collins.
5. Black Hole Sun - SoundGarden. (The title alone...)
6. Stand by Your Man - Tammy Wynette.
7. Love on the Rocks - Neil Diamond.
8. Forever - Chris Brown.
9. Don't Matter just don't bite it - N.W.A.
10. WonderLand - John Mayer.
Top Ten Songs you don't wanna hear, if you're in FEMALE prison...On LockDown (Natch)
1. Kissed a girl - Katy Perry.
2. How many Licks - Lil Kim.
3. I'm goin' Down - Mary J. Blige (Tha Title alone people..)
4. Nasty Girl - Vanity 6.
5. Pretty Mess - Vanity.
6. Sex Shooter - Apollonia 6.
7. Drive me wild - Vanity 6.(Ya see my Sickness.)
8. If I was your Girlfriend - Prince.
9. Tonight's the night - Janet Jackson. (Mmmmm. I need to get out more.)
10. Red light Special - T.L.C.
Matt's Top Ten songs for optimizing his Tantric love Making. (I see you're judgin' me already.)
1. Shaft - Issac Hayes.
2. Tha Theme from Law and Order - Mike Post.
3. Choke me, Spank me, Pull my hair - Xzibit.
4. Tha Theme from Good Times.
5. LGBNAF - Ice T.
6. Medium Pace - Adam Sandler.(Listen to it..Soothes tha soul.)
7. I Wanna F**K you - N.W.A. (It's a subtle love Ballad.)
8. Love Ballad - L.T.D.
9. Backseat of my jeep - L.L. Kool J.
10. Any "FreeCreditReport.Com" song.
Well.. there ya have it. Hopefully, you'll grab a listen to some of these songs, and they'll impact yo life, like they impacted mine. I think I like this Top Ten sh*t.
Call me..I'm in tha Book. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Friday, November 20, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy Pt 7/TOUR INFORMATION
!!!!!BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS!!!!!
TOUR DATES!
Matt L. In conjunction wit ImSuchADumbAzz Productions, Trojan Condoms, Arnie's Idle Hour, Stroker's, and (Insert Your Favorite Liquor name here.) Presents to YOU....
!!!!!!BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS 2009/2010!!!
11/20 - Rev's - Country Club Hills Il.
11/25 - Gloria's - Harvey Il. (Charity Event.)
12/6 - TBA.
12/7 - Lil' Mordicai Johnson's Bar Mitzvah.
12/11 - TBA.
12/12 - TBA.
12/18 - Ya Mom's - Homewood Il.
12/19 - Ya Fiancee - WhenYaNotHome Il.
12/26 - TBA.
12/30- TBA.
12/31 - INYaGirl - WhenyaNotLookin Il.
More Dates To Come for 2010!
NOTE: If you want Matt L. To Host or Perform at your Event or Establishment...CONTACT HIM. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 or www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
NOTE: You want be a sponsor on this tour?...CONTACT HIM.
Put your Event on his tour Schedule.
ImSuchADumbAzz Productions. 2009
REINVENT THA GAME.
TOUR DATES!
Matt L. In conjunction wit ImSuchADumbAzz Productions, Trojan Condoms, Arnie's Idle Hour, Stroker's, and (Insert Your Favorite Liquor name here.) Presents to YOU....
!!!!!!BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS 2009/2010!!!
11/20 - Rev's - Country Club Hills Il.
11/25 - Gloria's - Harvey Il. (Charity Event.)
12/6 - TBA.
12/7 - Lil' Mordicai Johnson's Bar Mitzvah.
12/11 - TBA.
12/12 - TBA.
12/18 - Ya Mom's - Homewood Il.
12/19 - Ya Fiancee - WhenYaNotHome Il.
12/26 - TBA.
12/30- TBA.
12/31 - INYaGirl - WhenyaNotLookin Il.
More Dates To Come for 2010!
NOTE: If you want Matt L. To Host or Perform at your Event or Establishment...CONTACT HIM. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 or www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
NOTE: You want be a sponsor on this tour?...CONTACT HIM.
Put your Event on his tour Schedule.
ImSuchADumbAzz Productions. 2009
REINVENT THA GAME.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy Pt 6/ Thank You's on the Album.
THANK YOU'S AND SHOUT OUTS ON MY ALBUM.
First of all I wanna thank God/Lord/Savior/The Creator/ What you call him here, for blessing me with this talent. I wanna thank my Mom and my Dad (At Least that's what they told me.) for "Smackin' Dat azz" to The Dells.."The Love we had..." and made ME.
I wanna thank the Teachers and staff of Elmer G. Kich Elementery and Rosa L. Parks middle Schools for my Education and me to be readin' anda writin' so good like.
I wanna thank the girls who were In my 7th and 8th grade classes, at Rosa L. Parks Middle School, when I went there. Some of you REEEEALLY "Filled out a Bra" before your time.
Shout Outs to tha guys that used to beat my azz, on tha way home. I hope whatever prison you're in, you can read this.
I wanna thank Thornton High School for tha 4 years that were...PHUCKIN AWWWWESOMME!!! To EVERY lady of my 4 years there...You are tha reason I LLLLLUUUVVV ME SOME CURVY AND SMARRRRRT WOMENS!!!!
To tha fellas of my High School, you gave "Tha Game" INTEGRITY...Nuff Said...
Shout Out to Illinois State University. When I first Started there, My liver was a child. When I left, It was an Old-Azz Man wita Bladder problem. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: To tha Two Ladies that...Uh...Showed me with Tequila, What two Women that broke up wit their boyfriends may do,... if alone. (Needed Hand Lotion for a Month.)
Much Love and thanks to those that made this project worthwhile: MC Section 8 and tha link Card Mob, Qui-Qui LittleBritches, HangLow, Ashy Knucca, Trail-her Trash, Ms. YaSlipShowin., Snacke Cakes, Carol "Come Ta Momma" W., Azza K., Lil Cheryl Christian-actinazz, and SuperProducer Kim MarieFelt FirmBottom and Executive Producer ImOn SumBullShyt.
Also I would like to Acknowledge the Producers who DID NOT work on this Project: (Reasons are in Parentheses) Maurice J. (The Check I Paid him Bounced and his Brother told him not to.) Hula M. (He Cost too Much.) Stacy K. ( He Laughed at me too hard.) Azza K, (I only could afford one song from him AND The check I gave him Bounced.) George C. (The Check I gave him Bounced AND he laughed at me too hard.)
Code F.I. (They gave me an OLD business card AND I sent the check to the address on the OLD business card!) Farley J.M.F. (Fell on the Floor..could'nt stop Laughing for 20/30 Minutes, Then told security to throw me out.) Superior Media G. (Gave me an OLD e-mail address. AND I sent my check routing info to the OLD e-mail address.) Chicago Larry (He Did call me back BUT he's too phuckin'creepy.)
SPECIAL LOVE: To my FaceBook Family. I Love Each and every one of you. Especially you. To ALL of my Twitter Family. I Love ya always. To ALL the Internet radio, Pirate Radio, Somalian Radio, Hispanic Radio, and those High Schools and small Colleges with BARELY a Audio-Visual Department. Thank you for Playin' it.
PLEASE SUPPORT!!! WWW.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM This Organization Helps over 40 Skrippers obtain decent shining Clear Heels and Thongs with Dignity and Respect.
STAY TUNED FOR TOUR INFORMATION. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS TOUR 2009/2010 .
Contact InFo. www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
First of all I wanna thank God/Lord/Savior/The Creator/ What you call him here, for blessing me with this talent. I wanna thank my Mom and my Dad (At Least that's what they told me.) for "Smackin' Dat azz" to The Dells.."The Love we had..." and made ME.
I wanna thank the Teachers and staff of Elmer G. Kich Elementery and Rosa L. Parks middle Schools for my Education and me to be readin' anda writin' so good like.
I wanna thank the girls who were In my 7th and 8th grade classes, at Rosa L. Parks Middle School, when I went there. Some of you REEEEALLY "Filled out a Bra" before your time.
Shout Outs to tha guys that used to beat my azz, on tha way home. I hope whatever prison you're in, you can read this.
I wanna thank Thornton High School for tha 4 years that were...PHUCKIN AWWWWESOMME!!! To EVERY lady of my 4 years there...You are tha reason I LLLLLUUUVVV ME SOME CURVY AND SMARRRRRT WOMENS!!!!
To tha fellas of my High School, you gave "Tha Game" INTEGRITY...Nuff Said...
Shout Out to Illinois State University. When I first Started there, My liver was a child. When I left, It was an Old-Azz Man wita Bladder problem. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: To tha Two Ladies that...Uh...Showed me with Tequila, What two Women that broke up wit their boyfriends may do,... if alone. (Needed Hand Lotion for a Month.)
Much Love and thanks to those that made this project worthwhile: MC Section 8 and tha link Card Mob, Qui-Qui LittleBritches, HangLow, Ashy Knucca, Trail-her Trash, Ms. YaSlipShowin., Snacke Cakes, Carol "Come Ta Momma" W., Azza K., Lil Cheryl Christian-actinazz, and SuperProducer Kim MarieFelt FirmBottom and Executive Producer ImOn SumBullShyt.
Also I would like to Acknowledge the Producers who DID NOT work on this Project: (Reasons are in Parentheses) Maurice J. (The Check I Paid him Bounced and his Brother told him not to.) Hula M. (He Cost too Much.) Stacy K. ( He Laughed at me too hard.) Azza K, (I only could afford one song from him AND The check I gave him Bounced.) George C. (The Check I gave him Bounced AND he laughed at me too hard.)
Code F.I. (They gave me an OLD business card AND I sent the check to the address on the OLD business card!) Farley J.M.F. (Fell on the Floor..could'nt stop Laughing for 20/30 Minutes, Then told security to throw me out.) Superior Media G. (Gave me an OLD e-mail address. AND I sent my check routing info to the OLD e-mail address.) Chicago Larry (He Did call me back BUT he's too phuckin'creepy.)
SPECIAL LOVE: To my FaceBook Family. I Love Each and every one of you. Especially you. To ALL of my Twitter Family. I Love ya always. To ALL the Internet radio, Pirate Radio, Somalian Radio, Hispanic Radio, and those High Schools and small Colleges with BARELY a Audio-Visual Department. Thank you for Playin' it.
PLEASE SUPPORT!!! WWW.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM This Organization Helps over 40 Skrippers obtain decent shining Clear Heels and Thongs with Dignity and Respect.
STAY TUNED FOR TOUR INFORMATION. I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
BETWEENYOTWOPILLOWS TOUR 2009/2010 .
Contact InFo. www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3
www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 5/Reviews are in.
!!!! THE REVIEWS ARE IN!!!!Matt L's CD, "Gurl..Was That U, Or me?!?" is a Certified banger!!! Here are some of the Reviews:
"Matt L's personal best..."- Vibe Magazine.
"This year's "The Chronic 2001" - FatBack Weekly.
"Matt's Flute solo on "Punanni Stew" is reminicent of Jimi Hendrix"- High Times Magazine.
"AshleyStewartsex/LaneBryantLuv" is this year's "Moments in Love" - Black Tail Magazine/CurvySpot.com
"Just when you thought Kanye West had the "Fruity" game sewn up, Here comes Matt L. - The advocate.
"Matt is in the same realm as Jay-Z!... If Jay-Z had a stroke." - Matt's Deseased Grandmother in a seance.
"Matt's Vocals on "Sack Across yo Face" Sounds so Much like that" - ASSLIKETHAT.net
"Matt L's and Carol W's collaboration on "Now U know we Can't Both Fit On tha Dresser/DairyQueensex" Reminds you of Jay-Z and Beyonce's "Crazy in love". If Jay-Z and Beyonce were Epileptic" - The Outhere Brothers.
"The Video for "U Reeeally Wanna Put it in There?!?" Was just what B.E.T./MTV/VH1/9.2.5./V.I.P.TV /Adult Film/fetish Video industry needed" - All the Ladies that Participated. (which were Women from Matt's FaceBook Page And a local "Hooter's"AND Drunk women at Rev's AND Over 40 Cougars working at Arnie's Idle Hour.)
"Matt Sniffed model airplane glue as a child,to make this CD happen" - CODE F.I./Superior Media Group.
There you have it. Be on the lookout for the "BetweenYoTwoPillows" Tour coming soon. Continue to request it at your local Skrip clubs, lounges, liquor Stores and Ashley Stewarts / Lane bryant (Lingerie Sections) Stores.
Please continue to support this album. 20% of the proceeds go to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM . So far, we have raised 20,000 dollars (All In One Dollar Bills.) Let's Keep em' in clear heels.
Questions..Comments...Your review.... http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy. Pt 4/Release Day.
!!!!!RELEASE DAY!!!!!
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Today is the day!!! Matt L's New CD hits the Stores!!!
The moment you've been waiting for. Matt L's "Gurl..Was that U...Or Me?!? is here! This will change the face of Music. The Internet smash single.. "Gurl U need to Change Yo Diet..Because U don't Smell right down there" is just one of the many hits to come, from this clever mix of House, Hip-Hop, R & B, Jazz, Bluegrass, and Industrial.
Please get out there and get the CD that AUTOTUNE WEEKLY says: "He did'nt use Us?!?! W...T...F..?!?"
ENJOY.
YOU MAY PURCHASE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
ILLINOIS: Aldi's, FairPlay, Safe-Rite, Regal Drugs, Chuck Cavellini's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
FLORIDA : Winn-Dixie, Publix, CluBB RoleXX, Hooter's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
ATLANTA: Stroker's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
CALIFORNIA: Safeway, Ralph's, All Adult Video and Accessories Stores.
EVERYWHERE ELSE: Check local liquor Stores and StoreFront Churches, Strip Clubs, Adult Video and Accessories Stores, And "White Power" Support Groups.
NOTE: For EVERY Purchase of this CD, 20% of the purchase goes to www.MATTTLUVDEMOVER40SKRIPPERS.COM An Organization in which Skrippers over 40,will be able to continue to obtain, decent CLEAR HEELS.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Questions, Comments, Reviews, www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Friday, November 13, 2009
My Own Worst Enemy Pt 3.
BIOGRAPHY/DISCOGRAPHY/FILMOGRAPHY Cont.
Ten years past since we heard music from Matt L. Sick and tired of how the music industry became so "Cookie Cutter", Matt set out to create music, on his Independent record label, IMSUCHADUMBAZZ. (Which in Swahili means...Nothing.)
On this label, Matt would create such street anthems as "Gurl U know U Hungry", " Gurl..I just played Basketball..That's why They smell like dat", " Yo C - Section went that far up?!?" and popular love ballad "CrookedPenis" (Which means in Spanish is "El Crooked O Penis O".)
In 2005,Matt started his "ManGina" MixTape series. Once a Year since then, The ManGina Mixtapes have put out, some of the hottest songs and artists of the past Ten years.
Groups such as "Section 8 and tha Link card 3" , "HangLow" and "JuicyDouche" Have always brought the streets what it wanted.
Now in 2009, It's time for Matt L. (MC StinkyStik) to personally deliver,what the streets ordered.
"Gurl..Was that U, or Me" is believed to be his personal best. The song "Gurl U Need to Change Yo Diet, Because U don't smell right Down there" is Classic Matt L. The beats on the song... "Ashley Stewart Sex Wit Lane Bryant Luv" Is a Slow Jam, that will be the new "Moments In Love"
He's not done with acting. In 2009 he signed with SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions for a series of Love/Hardcore/Softcore stories based on his CD.
And when he's not creating new music, or acting in his own pornos..He's just Matt. Innovator, Entertainer, Entrepreneur, And in a word....RETARDED. ( In Norwegian it means DipShit.) Please support this "Special" Man.
DISCOGRAPHY.
1984 - "Let me do that to U in tha bushes"
1986 - " Big Bra Gurl"
1990 - "No Gag Reflex Huh?!?"
1995- "How U get it to do that?!?"
2005- "HeGina" MixTape series. Vol 1."Why Do My Finger smell like Cheese?!?"
2006- "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 2. "GynoLuv"
2007 - "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 3. " Then she Kissed Me in tha mouf"
2008- "HeGina" MixTape series Vol 4. " My Face Looks like a Glazed Donut"
2009- "Gurl..Was that U, or Me?!?" IMSUCHADUMBAZZ Productions. 2009.
FILMOGRAPHY.
2009 To Present. "Hawaiian Silky" - Character: ComeMeWannaLeiU. SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions. 2009.
Any Questions, Comments, Please Feel free to Reach out. http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/ or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Ten years past since we heard music from Matt L. Sick and tired of how the music industry became so "Cookie Cutter", Matt set out to create music, on his Independent record label, IMSUCHADUMBAZZ. (Which in Swahili means...Nothing.)
On this label, Matt would create such street anthems as "Gurl U know U Hungry", " Gurl..I just played Basketball..That's why They smell like dat", " Yo C - Section went that far up?!?" and popular love ballad "CrookedPenis" (Which means in Spanish is "El Crooked O Penis O".)
In 2005,Matt started his "ManGina" MixTape series. Once a Year since then, The ManGina Mixtapes have put out, some of the hottest songs and artists of the past Ten years.
Groups such as "Section 8 and tha Link card 3" , "HangLow" and "JuicyDouche" Have always brought the streets what it wanted.
Now in 2009, It's time for Matt L. (MC StinkyStik) to personally deliver,what the streets ordered.
"Gurl..Was that U, or Me" is believed to be his personal best. The song "Gurl U Need to Change Yo Diet, Because U don't smell right Down there" is Classic Matt L. The beats on the song... "Ashley Stewart Sex Wit Lane Bryant Luv" Is a Slow Jam, that will be the new "Moments In Love"
He's not done with acting. In 2009 he signed with SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions for a series of Love/Hardcore/Softcore stories based on his CD.
And when he's not creating new music, or acting in his own pornos..He's just Matt. Innovator, Entertainer, Entrepreneur, And in a word....RETARDED. ( In Norwegian it means DipShit.) Please support this "Special" Man.
DISCOGRAPHY.
1984 - "Let me do that to U in tha bushes"
1986 - " Big Bra Gurl"
1990 - "No Gag Reflex Huh?!?"
1995- "How U get it to do that?!?"
2005- "HeGina" MixTape series. Vol 1."Why Do My Finger smell like Cheese?!?"
2006- "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 2. "GynoLuv"
2007 - "HeGina" MixTape Series Vol 3. " Then she Kissed Me in tha mouf"
2008- "HeGina" MixTape series Vol 4. " My Face Looks like a Glazed Donut"
2009- "Gurl..Was that U, or Me?!?" IMSUCHADUMBAZZ Productions. 2009.
FILMOGRAPHY.
2009 To Present. "Hawaiian Silky" - Character: ComeMeWannaLeiU. SHETOOKITINDABUTT Productions. 2009.
Any Questions, Comments, Please Feel free to Reach out. http://www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com/ or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
My Own Worst Enemy Pt.2
BIOGRAPHY.
In Conjuction with Matt L's New CD release.We would like to bring you up to speed, about the man and his music, By "Starting From the top".
Matthew James Thelonious L. was born to African-American-Norwegian-Indian parents on September 3rd 197Sumthin'. In little Urban-Amish town called Harvey. As a youth, Matt has always, had an attraction to music. His mother Mabeline played the piano, as Matt would listen in his crib.
When Matt was only Six years old, He was learning to play Guitar,Saxophone , 808 Drum Machine, Flute and the Banjo. At Eight years old, He composed his first musical piece called "OOOO..gurl...I'm ln luh wit u gurl" Which later became "Girl you know its true" By Milli Vanilli.
At Ten years old , He left home to pursue a career in music. He landed a job in Chicago Illinois, As a session musician. He played CowBell for some of the most sonic bands, in the music Industry.
Earth,wind and Fire, Chicago , Survivor and Curtis Mayfield, just to name a few. But it was'nt until a chance meeting with an up and coming musician,named Prince Rogers Nelson, would Matt's career show such promise.
Prince would take Matt under his wing. Under Prince's tutlage, Matt would write, produce, perform his first recognized hit.
The song "Holly Hobbie Underoos" was the shot in the arm, Urban radio needed. At only Twelve years old, He was one of the opening acts for Prince's "1999" tour. Armed with a number one hit, and his melodic CowBell, Matt would dazzle audiences, with his playing and captive stage presence.
As the tour ended, Matt eventually signed with Warner Brothers. One of the stipulations in his contract was, he would write, produce, perform, play all instruments, cook , clean, and buy pizza.
The hits seemed to be non stop. Songs like, "Catch a gurl, Kiss a gurl", "Schwinn Stingray Luvvv" and the club hit "Yo Momma don't wear no Drawers..." Earned Matt Gold record status. "Yo Momma.." went Platinum, and was nominated for a Soul Train Award.
But alas, With the extensive touring, and the rigors of overnight celebrity, Things took a toll on Matt. On May 9th 198Sumthin', before he was to perform for the "United Colors Of Bennetton" concert of the Americas, Matt...simply Quit. He walked away from it all.
As time went on, scant sightings of Matt L. would be done. He pursued acting, and has been on shows "Sanford and Son" , "Charles in Charge" and the "What's goin' down" episode of "Sister, Sister" . He won the reoccuring role as Officer Tinson, a cop with a soft side.
After that, It would take ten years, for Matt to create music he would want to share with the world.
NEXT: His Discography And Current Project.
ANY QUESTIONS... www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ORRRR... Follow Him for Cd info, Tour dates etc.. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
In Conjuction with Matt L's New CD release.We would like to bring you up to speed, about the man and his music, By "Starting From the top".
Matthew James Thelonious L. was born to African-American-Norwegian-Indian parents on September 3rd 197Sumthin'. In little Urban-Amish town called Harvey. As a youth, Matt has always, had an attraction to music. His mother Mabeline played the piano, as Matt would listen in his crib.
When Matt was only Six years old, He was learning to play Guitar,Saxophone , 808 Drum Machine, Flute and the Banjo. At Eight years old, He composed his first musical piece called "OOOO..gurl...I'm ln luh wit u gurl" Which later became "Girl you know its true" By Milli Vanilli.
At Ten years old , He left home to pursue a career in music. He landed a job in Chicago Illinois, As a session musician. He played CowBell for some of the most sonic bands, in the music Industry.
Earth,wind and Fire, Chicago , Survivor and Curtis Mayfield, just to name a few. But it was'nt until a chance meeting with an up and coming musician,named Prince Rogers Nelson, would Matt's career show such promise.
Prince would take Matt under his wing. Under Prince's tutlage, Matt would write, produce, perform his first recognized hit.
The song "Holly Hobbie Underoos" was the shot in the arm, Urban radio needed. At only Twelve years old, He was one of the opening acts for Prince's "1999" tour. Armed with a number one hit, and his melodic CowBell, Matt would dazzle audiences, with his playing and captive stage presence.
As the tour ended, Matt eventually signed with Warner Brothers. One of the stipulations in his contract was, he would write, produce, perform, play all instruments, cook , clean, and buy pizza.
The hits seemed to be non stop. Songs like, "Catch a gurl, Kiss a gurl", "Schwinn Stingray Luvvv" and the club hit "Yo Momma don't wear no Drawers..." Earned Matt Gold record status. "Yo Momma.." went Platinum, and was nominated for a Soul Train Award.
But alas, With the extensive touring, and the rigors of overnight celebrity, Things took a toll on Matt. On May 9th 198Sumthin', before he was to perform for the "United Colors Of Bennetton" concert of the Americas, Matt...simply Quit. He walked away from it all.
As time went on, scant sightings of Matt L. would be done. He pursued acting, and has been on shows "Sanford and Son" , "Charles in Charge" and the "What's goin' down" episode of "Sister, Sister" . He won the reoccuring role as Officer Tinson, a cop with a soft side.
After that, It would take ten years, for Matt to create music he would want to share with the world.
NEXT: His Discography And Current Project.
ANY QUESTIONS... www.mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ORRRR... Follow Him for Cd info, Tour dates etc.. www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Thursday, November 12, 2009
My own Worst Enemy.
PRESS RELEASE.
Tuesday will be the release of Matt L's first full length CD, entitled.."Girl..Was that you, or me?!?". This will be a unique departure from some of Matt's earlier material. Songs like..."Naw Gurl..That makeup don't make u look like a Rodeo clown" and " Give me 10$ on Pump 6 and a pack of "LifeStyles" ", is the sound, we have come to know Matt for.
But his new material, Like... "Do I smell AstroGlide on yo breath?!?" And the Internet Smash.."Gurl U need to change yo diet, because u don't smell right down there" Are his most prolific songs to date.
In days to come, we will share Matt's past, as well as Matt's future. For those that know, as well as the new, This is the future of music and entertainment. STAY TUNED.
ALSO STAY TUNED: for tour dates, Video auditions, and In-store appearences.
Tuesday will be the release of Matt L's first full length CD, entitled.."Girl..Was that you, or me?!?". This will be a unique departure from some of Matt's earlier material. Songs like..."Naw Gurl..That makeup don't make u look like a Rodeo clown" and " Give me 10$ on Pump 6 and a pack of "LifeStyles" ", is the sound, we have come to know Matt for.
But his new material, Like... "Do I smell AstroGlide on yo breath?!?" And the Internet Smash.."Gurl U need to change yo diet, because u don't smell right down there" Are his most prolific songs to date.
In days to come, we will share Matt's past, as well as Matt's future. For those that know, as well as the new, This is the future of music and entertainment. STAY TUNED.
ALSO STAY TUNED: for tour dates, Video auditions, and In-store appearences.
Friday, November 6, 2009
BULLETIN.
UPDATE: Writin' for me right now, is like ya Daddy wit a pocket full of Viagra, and ya momma's not home....There's nothin' for me to get hard up about and phuck.
It does'nt mean that, I don't love you guys. I mean...shit. All there is out there now is...SILLY CELEBRITY SHIT. I reeeally don't care, for tha dumb shit...sooo I'd rather just SHUT...THA...PHUCK...UP...
I don't do trendy shit, all that well either. To tell tha truth, life on my end, has been pretty...reflective. So..i'm sure something will come along, and require me to take my "Cerebral Viagra" and commence to phuckin'.
Until then..I LOVE YA...
ALSO.. Come see about me on TWITTER. (MAYHEMM09) Follow me. OR e-mail mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR FaceBook me (No Homo) matt.lloyd3
It does'nt mean that, I don't love you guys. I mean...shit. All there is out there now is...SILLY CELEBRITY SHIT. I reeeally don't care, for tha dumb shit...sooo I'd rather just SHUT...THA...PHUCK...UP...
I don't do trendy shit, all that well either. To tell tha truth, life on my end, has been pretty...reflective. So..i'm sure something will come along, and require me to take my "Cerebral Viagra" and commence to phuckin'.
Until then..I LOVE YA...
ALSO.. Come see about me on TWITTER. (MAYHEMM09) Follow me. OR e-mail mayhemchild007@yahoo.com OR FaceBook me (No Homo) matt.lloyd3
Thursday, October 29, 2009
B.I.G. Speaks to me...
Here's tha dark portion of tha show. Every once in a while, some of us go through bouts of "Not feelin' right". It's tha feellin' that, nothin' is goin' right. It's tha feelin' of bein' lost. It's a feelin' that maybe.... God Is just takin' messages.
Once these feelings surface, they're hard to shake. They sometimes say that.... "There's always somebody, that has it worse than you". Tha problem is, their situation may be different or worse, but we think of solving our situations tha same way.
At one point...some of us get fed up and "Not wanna be here anymore". When those thoughts start to consume you, ya gotta reach out to somebody...ANYBODY. It may seem like no one listens. But, even a stranger may lend an ear, because they've been.. or are there. Ya gotta air these thoughts and emotions out. Believe it or not..YOU....DO...MATTER.
Sometimes ya find certain poems, songs, or stories, that have sections that you can relate to, when you're in these moods. Tha problem is, tha more you listen, tha more you're grounded in that mood. I found that to be tha case wit tha song below. Notorious B.I.G's "Hold ya head" Featuring Bob Marley....actually speaks to me. Although It's his story, some of that pain, inner turmoil, and thought process he put into lyrical form, resonates wit me.
Although he did'nt go through wit his thoughts..He sliced his life open for all to see. He gave his pain... A VOICE.
Please Read. and think how some of us have a similar thought process.
"Hold Ya Head"(feat. Bob Marley) (Chorus: Bob Marley - sample from "Johnny Was")
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died. Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. Don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies.Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies. God will probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin my di*k licked. Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise. Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice. All my life, I been considered as the worst.Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion, I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion.[Chorus: Bob Marley]
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit. Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit. And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red. I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head. The stress is buildin' up, I can't, I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind. I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me..Naw you wouldn't understand. You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack. Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back. Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet? People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me. My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone..She knew me and her sister had somethin' goin' on. I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes? Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies.
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
I reach my peak, I can't speak, call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak I'm sick of niggaz lyin', I'm sick of bi*ches hawkin' Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
Give Your pain... A VOICE.
mayhemchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
Once these feelings surface, they're hard to shake. They sometimes say that.... "There's always somebody, that has it worse than you". Tha problem is, their situation may be different or worse, but we think of solving our situations tha same way.
At one point...some of us get fed up and "Not wanna be here anymore". When those thoughts start to consume you, ya gotta reach out to somebody...ANYBODY. It may seem like no one listens. But, even a stranger may lend an ear, because they've been.. or are there. Ya gotta air these thoughts and emotions out. Believe it or not..YOU....DO...MATTER.
Sometimes ya find certain poems, songs, or stories, that have sections that you can relate to, when you're in these moods. Tha problem is, tha more you listen, tha more you're grounded in that mood. I found that to be tha case wit tha song below. Notorious B.I.G's "Hold ya head" Featuring Bob Marley....actually speaks to me. Although It's his story, some of that pain, inner turmoil, and thought process he put into lyrical form, resonates wit me.
Although he did'nt go through wit his thoughts..He sliced his life open for all to see. He gave his pain... A VOICE.
Please Read. and think how some of us have a similar thought process.
"Hold Ya Head"(feat. Bob Marley) (Chorus: Bob Marley - sample from "Johnny Was")
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died. Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. Don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies.Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies. God will probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin my di*k licked. Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise. Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice. All my life, I been considered as the worst.Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion, I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion.[Chorus: Bob Marley]
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit. Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit. And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red. I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head. The stress is buildin' up, I can't, I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind. I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me..Naw you wouldn't understand. You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack. Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back. Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet? People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me. My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone..She knew me and her sister had somethin' goin' on. I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes? Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies.
Woman hold her head and cry,'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died.
I reach my peak, I can't speak, call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak I'm sick of niggaz lyin', I'm sick of bi*ches hawkin' Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
Give Your pain... A VOICE.
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Track 27. Here's to good Health.
* Cue Music. Goodie Mob's "Cell Therapy" starts blaring* *In Mr. Rodgers voice* Hello Neighbor. (Ya ALREADY look scared sh*tless.) Today we're here to discuss your health.
*walkin' around mama's basement* When it comes to health, there are soooo...many facets to discuss. *NOTE: Notice tha "Speed Racer" sheets on tha bed..And tha "Rick James.."Street Songs" poster on tha wall*
Today, I would like to share my insight, on three aspects of health. Nutritional, Mental , and Spiritual. (Don't crap yo self.) Let's begin shall we? *Music changes to "Next Episode" by Dr. Dre*
NUTRITIONAL.
We all have very tedious schedules. Sometimes it's hard to get tha nutirents needed to, sustain a good diet. *Takes one of the Garlic Cheese Fries on plate* Once in a while we may, "Go a little overboard" with our diet. TRANSLATION: If you can't look down and see and or touch your private parts..yo azz went...Over-tha -hell-board. One way to combat this is by, Trying different diets and foods and tha like. I believe my solutions could work on everyone's behalf.
GET YO AZZ OFF THAT COUCH AND EXER-PHUCKIN-CISE! I believe that if you put as much emphasis on walkin' up some flights of stairs, as you do tryin' to get that last "Ho-Ho" out tha vending machine, ya could peel some of that weight off. As for other forms of exercise.... Men and woman USUALLY can get a healthy workout off of,...uh... Vitamins...D and P (Wait for it...Wait for it...) If you COMBINE these two "Vitamins"... You're GUARANTEED to lose those "Love" handles. NOTE: If you can't guess what i'm talkin' about..You should'nt be doin' it.
*Music changes to "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley.
MENTAL.
We all have our "Little Hangups" (Just realized he's been doin' tha show in Fishnets and a Red CodPiece...and likes tha way it feels.) I believe once we come to grips wit our inhabitions, insecurities, and tha like...We all will be better adjusted in our society. *licks tha "Janet Jackson" poster on tha wall (Skinny "Velvet Rope" Janet. NOT "Eats Chicken and Waffles" Janet.)
Tha quicker you say to yo self: "I'm crazier than Catsh*t..And ya'll can kiss my azz" ...tha better. (NOTE: Make sure you say it to yourself, IN A PUBLIC PLACE for a reassuring effect.)
*Music Changes to "Theme from Halloween"*
SPIRITUAL.
*Slips on Purple TrenchCoat and Azz-less Chaps* This has always been a sensitive subject for many. *Dampens a cloth, and shines Red Codpiece* Some or mostly all believe that our Spirituality lies, with a higher power. (AS TOLD BY YA'LL EVERY DAMN DAY ON FACE-PHUCKIN-BOOK!) *Regains composure*
Some of you believe in that tha Spiritual side of you, lies within' MATERIAL Possessions. (Like those ugly azz rims...you INSIST women love. OR..Those Boobs ya bought. You said they got ya that job, but now it got cha a backache too!!!)
ANY-FREAKIN-HOO... I believe in tha higher power theory *Whips out Leopard Print "Fender Strat Guitar* ("Do I believe in god? do I believe in me? Some people wanna die.. so they can be free...CONTROVERSY") *Have to Excuse Me, I have A.A.D.D*
There is something out there, that's guiding us. We Just have to own up to it. NOW..for those of you that always claim.."Tha devil is this".. "Tha Devil is that".. "Tha Devil lives in my House"..."Tha Devil Stole Husband" (NOTE:For tha last one...Tha Devil did'nt take your Husband..Your INABLITY to communicate wit that phucka, as well as HIS Hoo-er ish ways "Took" Yo husband")
Ya givin' tha Devil too much credit. As Much as you you acknowledge him, ya'll should let him take you to AppleBee's and have him pay tha bill. Shhheeesh.If he Lives within ya.. Charge his azz rent. Until then..KNOW POSITIVE, THINK POSITIVE, BE POSITIVE.
* "Cell Therapy" starts to play* Well... I believe that's all tha time we have today. Hopefully Tha tips recommended will help you towards, a more productive life. (NOTE: For tha Extremely Re-damn-tarded.. I was talkin about sex..makin' love...BONE-ING..In tha tha nutritional section.) *Picks Guitar up..Goes in for tha "Jimi Hendrix" solo... ONE LOVE ERRRBODY!!!!* Fade To Black.*
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*walkin' around mama's basement* When it comes to health, there are soooo...many facets to discuss. *NOTE: Notice tha "Speed Racer" sheets on tha bed..And tha "Rick James.."Street Songs" poster on tha wall*
Today, I would like to share my insight, on three aspects of health. Nutritional, Mental , and Spiritual. (Don't crap yo self.) Let's begin shall we? *Music changes to "Next Episode" by Dr. Dre*
NUTRITIONAL.
We all have very tedious schedules. Sometimes it's hard to get tha nutirents needed to, sustain a good diet. *Takes one of the Garlic Cheese Fries on plate* Once in a while we may, "Go a little overboard" with our diet. TRANSLATION: If you can't look down and see and or touch your private parts..yo azz went...Over-tha -hell-board. One way to combat this is by, Trying different diets and foods and tha like. I believe my solutions could work on everyone's behalf.
GET YO AZZ OFF THAT COUCH AND EXER-PHUCKIN-CISE! I believe that if you put as much emphasis on walkin' up some flights of stairs, as you do tryin' to get that last "Ho-Ho" out tha vending machine, ya could peel some of that weight off. As for other forms of exercise.... Men and woman USUALLY can get a healthy workout off of,...uh... Vitamins...D and P (Wait for it...Wait for it...) If you COMBINE these two "Vitamins"... You're GUARANTEED to lose those "Love" handles. NOTE: If you can't guess what i'm talkin' about..You should'nt be doin' it.
*Music changes to "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley.
MENTAL.
We all have our "Little Hangups" (Just realized he's been doin' tha show in Fishnets and a Red CodPiece...and likes tha way it feels.) I believe once we come to grips wit our inhabitions, insecurities, and tha like...We all will be better adjusted in our society. *licks tha "Janet Jackson" poster on tha wall (Skinny "Velvet Rope" Janet. NOT "Eats Chicken and Waffles" Janet.)
Tha quicker you say to yo self: "I'm crazier than Catsh*t..And ya'll can kiss my azz" ...tha better. (NOTE: Make sure you say it to yourself, IN A PUBLIC PLACE for a reassuring effect.)
*Music Changes to "Theme from Halloween"*
SPIRITUAL.
*Slips on Purple TrenchCoat and Azz-less Chaps* This has always been a sensitive subject for many. *Dampens a cloth, and shines Red Codpiece* Some or mostly all believe that our Spirituality lies, with a higher power. (AS TOLD BY YA'LL EVERY DAMN DAY ON FACE-PHUCKIN-BOOK!) *Regains composure*
Some of you believe in that tha Spiritual side of you, lies within' MATERIAL Possessions. (Like those ugly azz rims...you INSIST women love. OR..Those Boobs ya bought. You said they got ya that job, but now it got cha a backache too!!!)
ANY-FREAKIN-HOO... I believe in tha higher power theory *Whips out Leopard Print "Fender Strat Guitar* ("Do I believe in god? do I believe in me? Some people wanna die.. so they can be free...CONTROVERSY") *Have to Excuse Me, I have A.A.D.D*
There is something out there, that's guiding us. We Just have to own up to it. NOW..for those of you that always claim.."Tha devil is this".. "Tha Devil is that".. "Tha Devil lives in my House"..."Tha Devil Stole Husband" (NOTE:For tha last one...Tha Devil did'nt take your Husband..Your INABLITY to communicate wit that phucka, as well as HIS Hoo-er ish ways "Took" Yo husband")
Ya givin' tha Devil too much credit. As Much as you you acknowledge him, ya'll should let him take you to AppleBee's and have him pay tha bill. Shhheeesh.If he Lives within ya.. Charge his azz rent. Until then..KNOW POSITIVE, THINK POSITIVE, BE POSITIVE.
* "Cell Therapy" starts to play* Well... I believe that's all tha time we have today. Hopefully Tha tips recommended will help you towards, a more productive life. (NOTE: For tha Extremely Re-damn-tarded.. I was talkin about sex..makin' love...BONE-ING..In tha tha nutritional section.) *Picks Guitar up..Goes in for tha "Jimi Hendrix" solo... ONE LOVE ERRRBODY!!!!* Fade To Black.*
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Acapella: I need you / On that love ish...
Yeah... I know..I know. I'm soooo gonna get off (Giggle.) of tha love subject. This will be tha last of this subject, for a minute. Ya have to admit, It's a cool subject matter. There's sooo much to be said about it, and yet not enough time in tha day, to discuss it. I think this one, I'll help tha fellas out.
Fellas, when it comes to tha L to tha O to tha V to tha E, we're somewhat R...E...T..A..R...D...E...D... It's sooo easy for us, to talk sh*t in a fight, brag upon somethin' we've done, even say some potentionally heart-warming ish, to get that one ya want. BUT... when it comes to tha words to keep her, we sound worse than "Dunnna" Man in "New jack City".
That's gotta change. Women LOVE consistancy. (You phuckas read those three words again!) Whatever ya say or do to get her, ya gotta keep it up, to keep her. (Repeat..Corky..Repeat.)
Most important...If she means ANYTHING to ya... TELL HER! Despite all that macho ish...We all need that ONE. SHE, helps us breathe. SHE, helps us be great. SHE, brings us to a place in our lives, that no riches or fame can measure.
That brings me to this song. "I need you" by Maurice White. Mr. White is one of tha most prolific songwriters, of our time. Before they were writin' about sex..MR. WHITE.. Kept us in LOVE.
Ladies and Gentlemen..I give you..."I need You. By Maurice White.
I can take a woman, or leave her alone.Temporary lovers come and go. You’re the only woman, that I’ve ever known, who’s got me losing control Oh, I don’t want to dream about you. Or wonder where you are. Oh, I wish my heart could beat without you, But I have gone too far?
You say, I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. And.. I need you ‘Cause living alone isn’t really living at all.
Never planned to make love a peramanent thing, Keeping my emotions on the side. Kinda like my life just the way that it’s been... Girl, I’m taking my time. Oh, I don’t want to miss you, baby.But have I gone to far?
Who decides which one we love, Or when we’re going to fall? I Don’t need two hands to hold. Two lips to whisper...
I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. And I... need you ‘Cause living alone...
I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. I need you. Like the air that I breathe, through an open window. I need you. I can’t let you leave, and I won’t pretend no more.
mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 orrrr... www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ONE LOVE.
Fellas, when it comes to tha L to tha O to tha V to tha E, we're somewhat R...E...T..A..R...D...E...D... It's sooo easy for us, to talk sh*t in a fight, brag upon somethin' we've done, even say some potentionally heart-warming ish, to get that one ya want. BUT... when it comes to tha words to keep her, we sound worse than "Dunnna" Man in "New jack City".
That's gotta change. Women LOVE consistancy. (You phuckas read those three words again!) Whatever ya say or do to get her, ya gotta keep it up, to keep her. (Repeat..Corky..Repeat.)
Most important...If she means ANYTHING to ya... TELL HER! Despite all that macho ish...We all need that ONE. SHE, helps us breathe. SHE, helps us be great. SHE, brings us to a place in our lives, that no riches or fame can measure.
That brings me to this song. "I need you" by Maurice White. Mr. White is one of tha most prolific songwriters, of our time. Before they were writin' about sex..MR. WHITE.. Kept us in LOVE.
Ladies and Gentlemen..I give you..."I need You. By Maurice White.
I can take a woman, or leave her alone.Temporary lovers come and go. You’re the only woman, that I’ve ever known, who’s got me losing control Oh, I don’t want to dream about you. Or wonder where you are. Oh, I wish my heart could beat without you, But I have gone too far?
You say, I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. And.. I need you ‘Cause living alone isn’t really living at all.
Never planned to make love a peramanent thing, Keeping my emotions on the side. Kinda like my life just the way that it’s been... Girl, I’m taking my time. Oh, I don’t want to miss you, baby.But have I gone to far?
Who decides which one we love, Or when we’re going to fall? I Don’t need two hands to hold. Two lips to whisper...
I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. And I... need you ‘Cause living alone...
I need you. You think that I need, all the love you’re giving. I need you. Like the air that I breathe, through an open window. I need you. I can’t let you leave, and I won’t pretend no more.
mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 orrrr... www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 ONE LOVE.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Track 26. Experience my Bullshit.
"You say bullshit attitude and experience gets ya through...Then come experience some of my bullshit" - Reggie Hammond. (48 Hours.)
Feels good to sit, and get some sh*t off my chest again. In case yo azz has'nt noticed..i've been M.I.A. for a while. No witty azz banter, no colorful azz insight, in short... I had S.T.F.U. for a minute. I figured like this: before you unleash your brand of bullsh*t to tha world, compile it into..at least articulate it in a clear, consise pile.
For tha last couple of days, I've had tha phuckin' worst migraine. I felt like Kanye West took tha microphone out of my hand, and hit me in tha face wit it. THEN Lil' Mama started dancin' (off rhythm) on my forehead. Along wit tha migraine came an ingredient of my brand of Bullsh*t called self-reflection.
I started lookin' inward at me as person, and came to this chilling conclusion: I'M CRAZIER THAN CATSH*T! (Not surprised huh?) *Sticks middle finger in tha air* Let me disect my Bullsh*t for you. I'm at my saddest, when I don't see you happy. I'm at my happiest, when you feel good. (Don't get all Chardonay drinkin' on me)
My biggest concern, is for you guys to love ya-selves first, then each other. I actually give a phuck about what SOME of ya think. I want... above all, for ya to take some intiative... and help somebody. Now that i've read what i've typed...I have to say..THIS IS MY BULLSH*T.
On tha other hand... here's some more elements of my Bullshit. I'm not gonna stand by, and let ya say stupid sh*t, and not call you on it. I'm not one to jus' go wit trends...trends are for tha weak. I'll be brutally phuckin honest til' my lungs collaspe! I don't get emotional, in verbal confrontations... I get to cutttin'. I'm arrogant , rude, and blunt. and THIS too..IS MY BULLSH*T.
All that's left, after this disection is tha shell given to me. Without all of tha above mentioned, I would'nt be..who YOU know me to be. Every once in a while, run an overhaul on ya-self. Find out what makes yo bullsh*t so special.
We all have a level of bullsh*t in us. Tha question is..what is it really made of.
Experience my Bullsh*t some more: mayhemchild007@yahoo.com orrrr. www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrr follow this bullsh*t life @ www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
ONE LOVE.
Feels good to sit, and get some sh*t off my chest again. In case yo azz has'nt noticed..i've been M.I.A. for a while. No witty azz banter, no colorful azz insight, in short... I had S.T.F.U. for a minute. I figured like this: before you unleash your brand of bullsh*t to tha world, compile it into..at least articulate it in a clear, consise pile.
For tha last couple of days, I've had tha phuckin' worst migraine. I felt like Kanye West took tha microphone out of my hand, and hit me in tha face wit it. THEN Lil' Mama started dancin' (off rhythm) on my forehead. Along wit tha migraine came an ingredient of my brand of Bullsh*t called self-reflection.
I started lookin' inward at me as person, and came to this chilling conclusion: I'M CRAZIER THAN CATSH*T! (Not surprised huh?) *Sticks middle finger in tha air* Let me disect my Bullsh*t for you. I'm at my saddest, when I don't see you happy. I'm at my happiest, when you feel good. (Don't get all Chardonay drinkin' on me)
My biggest concern, is for you guys to love ya-selves first, then each other. I actually give a phuck about what SOME of ya think. I want... above all, for ya to take some intiative... and help somebody. Now that i've read what i've typed...I have to say..THIS IS MY BULLSH*T.
On tha other hand... here's some more elements of my Bullshit. I'm not gonna stand by, and let ya say stupid sh*t, and not call you on it. I'm not one to jus' go wit trends...trends are for tha weak. I'll be brutally phuckin honest til' my lungs collaspe! I don't get emotional, in verbal confrontations... I get to cutttin'. I'm arrogant , rude, and blunt. and THIS too..IS MY BULLSH*T.
All that's left, after this disection is tha shell given to me. Without all of tha above mentioned, I would'nt be..who YOU know me to be. Every once in a while, run an overhaul on ya-self. Find out what makes yo bullsh*t so special.
We all have a level of bullsh*t in us. Tha question is..what is it really made of.
Experience my Bullsh*t some more: mayhemchild007@yahoo.com orrrr. www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrr follow this bullsh*t life @ www.twitter.com/mayhemm09
ONE LOVE.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Acapella: Twisted./Love lamented.
If don't like tha subject of Love and intense longing/heartache, Ya need to skip to some other shit I wrote, on this blog. Have ya ever had love come and go in such a way, that it seems surreal that..you were in love?
I believe that's happened to me. After some intense thought, brought about by a migraine, I come to realize something...uh...disturbing.
That without some sort of love, whether it's friends, family, physical or mental..life is so incomplete. Sure...you'll find substitutes, like work, school or destructive shit to fill that void. But, there's no real substitute, for that "drug" we crave so bad.
I'm forced to live wit that reality. Keep in mind, I did'nt lose my love, due to cheatin' or dumb shit. Simply put...in my opinion..she outgrew me. As a person, you have to at one point, come to grips that sometimes your loved one makes strides that you either can't keep up wit, or you're too immature to catch up to.
This brings me to my heartache. As much as I have to let her go...does'nt mean she does'nt still have her nails, in my soul. Tha lyrics to this Chaka Khan song.."Twisted" I knew since, I was about 11 or 12. It's almost like god had me, to keep this song close, for this occasion.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you (And her.) "Twisted" by Chaka Khan.
Here, certified unsound... I feel like you There's someone I've found, so far she's true. Out of me there's a voice which keeps calling... I'm hiding alone, crazy I know, and I am tied to your strings and twisted. I'm just waiting to show the others who know. And I am tied to your strings and twisted.
So medication still the devil in me. So into make believe, your smile I see. Out of me there's a voice which keeps calling I'm hiding alone... crazy I know, and I am tied to your strings and twisted I'm just waiting to show the others who know. That I am tied to your strings and twisted.
Hold me.. in this tiny room sedated here I'll stay. Next to me, I beg of you, don't throw the key away. Out of me there's a voice which keeps calling I'm hiding alone... crazy I know, and I am Tied to your strings and twisted. I'm just waiting to show... the others who know That I am tied to your strings and twisted. I'm hiding alone, crazy I know, and I am tied to your strings and twisted.
I'm just waiting to show all the others who know. That I am tied to your strings and twisted. I'm going crazy, girl, look out (Tied to your strings and twisted) Look out, girl.
Wow..I don't know what's more painful....typin' this or livin' this.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Acapella: OverKill.
What's good people?!? With life tha way it is, ya wanna hear lyrics that speak to ya. With that said, with all tha violence, doom and gloom.. I came across some a song that reeeallly spoke to tha soul.
It's by tha band "Men at Work". (Don't judge..It's not what cha think.) Tha name of tha track is called OVERKILL. To me.. It speaks to tha uneasiness.. tha apprehension..tha hope. Tha lyrics are simple..but speaks on tha complex.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you...Men at Work's Overkill.
I can't get to sleep, I think about the implications.Of diving in too deep, And possibly the complications. Especially at night I worry over situations, I know will be alright, Perahaps its just my imagination.
Day after day it reappears...Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
Alone between the sheets, Only brings exasperation. It's time to walk the streets, Smell the desperation. At least there's pretty lights...And though there's little variation, It nullifies the night...From overkill. Day after day it reappears, Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
I can't get to sleep...I think about the implications.Of diving in too deep, And possibly the complications. Especially at night, I worry over situations. I know will be alright... It's just overkill. Day after day it reappears...Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
mayhemmchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 ONE LOVE.
It's by tha band "Men at Work". (Don't judge..It's not what cha think.) Tha name of tha track is called OVERKILL. To me.. It speaks to tha uneasiness.. tha apprehension..tha hope. Tha lyrics are simple..but speaks on tha complex.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you...Men at Work's Overkill.
I can't get to sleep, I think about the implications.Of diving in too deep, And possibly the complications. Especially at night I worry over situations, I know will be alright, Perahaps its just my imagination.
Day after day it reappears...Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
Alone between the sheets, Only brings exasperation. It's time to walk the streets, Smell the desperation. At least there's pretty lights...And though there's little variation, It nullifies the night...From overkill. Day after day it reappears, Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
I can't get to sleep...I think about the implications.Of diving in too deep, And possibly the complications. Especially at night, I worry over situations. I know will be alright... It's just overkill. Day after day it reappears...Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear. Ghosts appear and fade away.
mayhemmchild007@yahoo.com www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 ONE LOVE.
Monday, September 28, 2009
FreeStyle: She's got game.
* Puts on Jay-Z's "Black" Album..turns volume up* Aiight... I'm jus' droppin this trip, to show I actually still have a life. To go out on a weekend, and have a good time is a rarity now. With all tha high azz prices, and low azz entertainment value, it has really become "Party and Bullshit".
This weekend was pretty together. I went to go hear Stacy Kidd and Mz.Nicky at Revelations (Rev's) Saturday nite. (Note: as much as I've gone there..and paid ..AND...drank *Cranberry Juice* ANNND...wrote bout it...tha VIP section should be called "Tha MATT wing")
Let's jus' start off by statin' that...tha place was friggin' packed!!! At 10:30 it was enough scattered azz, and big dudes to fill a "Myspace" rappers video. keep in mind, it was an OVER 30 crowd, but some of us are not lettin' go of tha UNDER 30 attitude. (It makes my material sooooo friggin' easy!!) Some of us REALLLY need to stay inside on tha weekend and watch reruns of "Law and Order:WhatevaThaPhuck"
Tha music was High Powered by tha Divine 1's Mz. Nicky. BOTTOM LINE: She was vicious on tha 1's and 2's!!!!! She played shit, that took my azz back to bein' 5!!! (Don't....say...sh....) Her attack on tha turntables..was, SIMPLY AWE-PHUCKIN-SOME. She had complete control of tha room.
AND THEN... It was time for Mr. "House 4 Life" Stacy Kidd. QUESTION: How come when Stacy walked in, He looked like that scene in tha movie "Face Off", when Nicolas Cage stepped off tha plane?!? (Doves and all) But once he stepped into tha DJ booth...It was all she wrote. From tha first track played, He put it down for his city.
NOW.. I also have to give ONE LOVE props, to tha CEO that brought tha elements of tha atmosphere together. In an industry that does'nt give enough props to women (Except by sexist bullshit.) I would like say THANK YOU, to LaTonya St. Clair of LaStreet Promotions, for puttin' some INTEGRITY in tha game. I heard That she's branching out in tha area. If you get a chance to go to one of her parties...PHUCKIN GO ALREADY!!!! She embodies tha spirit of tha game. (In a "Man's" game..she's tha essence of a Hustla.)
Well..that's tha damn weekend. I need find some other shit to do, on tha weekend. Find me anotha spot to people-watch in. Find me a show to go to. Find me an activity...(Not that FaceBook "Mafia" shit.)
Let me know. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 P.S. If ya reeally want to know some of my party comments...check out my Facebook Statues and Twitter profile. (Shit's funny.)
This weekend was pretty together. I went to go hear Stacy Kidd and Mz.Nicky at Revelations (Rev's) Saturday nite. (Note: as much as I've gone there..and paid ..AND...drank *Cranberry Juice* ANNND...wrote bout it...tha VIP section should be called "Tha MATT wing")
Let's jus' start off by statin' that...tha place was friggin' packed!!! At 10:30 it was enough scattered azz, and big dudes to fill a "Myspace" rappers video. keep in mind, it was an OVER 30 crowd, but some of us are not lettin' go of tha UNDER 30 attitude. (It makes my material sooooo friggin' easy!!) Some of us REALLLY need to stay inside on tha weekend and watch reruns of "Law and Order:WhatevaThaPhuck"
Tha music was High Powered by tha Divine 1's Mz. Nicky. BOTTOM LINE: She was vicious on tha 1's and 2's!!!!! She played shit, that took my azz back to bein' 5!!! (Don't....say...sh....) Her attack on tha turntables..was, SIMPLY AWE-PHUCKIN-SOME. She had complete control of tha room.
AND THEN... It was time for Mr. "House 4 Life" Stacy Kidd. QUESTION: How come when Stacy walked in, He looked like that scene in tha movie "Face Off", when Nicolas Cage stepped off tha plane?!? (Doves and all) But once he stepped into tha DJ booth...It was all she wrote. From tha first track played, He put it down for his city.
NOW.. I also have to give ONE LOVE props, to tha CEO that brought tha elements of tha atmosphere together. In an industry that does'nt give enough props to women (Except by sexist bullshit.) I would like say THANK YOU, to LaTonya St. Clair of LaStreet Promotions, for puttin' some INTEGRITY in tha game. I heard That she's branching out in tha area. If you get a chance to go to one of her parties...PHUCKIN GO ALREADY!!!! She embodies tha spirit of tha game. (In a "Man's" game..she's tha essence of a Hustla.)
Well..that's tha damn weekend. I need find some other shit to do, on tha weekend. Find me anotha spot to people-watch in. Find me a show to go to. Find me an activity...(Not that FaceBook "Mafia" shit.)
Let me know. mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or www.facebook.com/matt.lloyd3 orrrr www.twitter.com/mayhemm09 P.S. If ya reeally want to know some of my party comments...check out my Facebook Statues and Twitter profile. (Shit's funny.)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Track 25. Slice my life open.
Ahhh...Here comes that part of tha therapy that, we make anotha breakthrough. Ya ever open up that part of your life, that makes you..YOU? And when ya do, it make you give thanks to those that contributed to your "inner makeup" ? I'm havin' one of those moments as we speak.
I always had some understandin' of who I am, and what I stand for. But recently I felt an overwhelming sense of soul-searchin' to dive deeper into tha nasty-azz abyss that makes me....ME.
With that said, I feel a need to thank those that have contributed to who I am, as well as, tha ability to do and achieve tha things I've done. (WARNING: May contain harsh reality.)
DEAR DAD:
Ya never were tha easiest person to talk to sooo.. I hope ya get a chance to read this. I would like to say THANK YOU for tha gift of life. Thank you for instilling in me, tha definition of being a man. Thank you for showin' me tha meaning of "Stand for something or fall for anything". Thank you for teaching me to never back down from no man. Thank you for showin' me intelligence wins over brute strength. NOW...
We never had that "Courtship of Eddie's father" relationship that others had. most of what you've shown me, came by observing, not by teaching. Some of your words were cruel, harsh, and mean-spirited. And then sometimes.. I got tha impression that you just did'nt give a damn. With some of tha things you've said,and done to me, I've "Swallowed a LOT of razor blades". Out of tha respect of you bein' my dad. When or even if, you read this, just know that I still respect and love you.. even though some things are still bitter pills.
DEAR MOMMA:
THANK YOU for tha gift of life. Thank you for instilling in me tha emotion of love. Thank you my sense of humor. Thank you for my "Wordplay". Thank you for my ability to make music. "MOMMY.. You're tha reason my words, my beats, and my soul make a marriage, why I act and write above average, and without you...I aint shit". Thank you for givin' me tha gift bein' blunt,harsh, and radiant, all in tha same breath. NOW....
While you are tha most loving woman in my life, You've said some things that have crushed my spirit. Your brutal honest nature, has always left me sometimes, in tatters. While you are tha prototype, for tha woman, I would want to marry, You're also tha woman I fear. Also in tha same breath you rip me to pieces, you give me tha strength to bounce back. You are tha classic "Enigma wrapped in a riddle" AND... I LOVE YOU AS THA DAY IS LONG.
Aiight... there ya have it. No fancy way of endin' this rant but to say...This is how I look, sliced open.
Hit me @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or... FaceBook me..Orrrrr. follow my sliced up life on Twitter (Mayhemm09).
I always had some understandin' of who I am, and what I stand for. But recently I felt an overwhelming sense of soul-searchin' to dive deeper into tha nasty-azz abyss that makes me....ME.
With that said, I feel a need to thank those that have contributed to who I am, as well as, tha ability to do and achieve tha things I've done. (WARNING: May contain harsh reality.)
DEAR DAD:
Ya never were tha easiest person to talk to sooo.. I hope ya get a chance to read this. I would like to say THANK YOU for tha gift of life. Thank you for instilling in me, tha definition of being a man. Thank you for showin' me tha meaning of "Stand for something or fall for anything". Thank you for teaching me to never back down from no man. Thank you for showin' me intelligence wins over brute strength. NOW...
We never had that "Courtship of Eddie's father" relationship that others had. most of what you've shown me, came by observing, not by teaching. Some of your words were cruel, harsh, and mean-spirited. And then sometimes.. I got tha impression that you just did'nt give a damn. With some of tha things you've said,and done to me, I've "Swallowed a LOT of razor blades". Out of tha respect of you bein' my dad. When or even if, you read this, just know that I still respect and love you.. even though some things are still bitter pills.
DEAR MOMMA:
THANK YOU for tha gift of life. Thank you for instilling in me tha emotion of love. Thank you my sense of humor. Thank you for my "Wordplay". Thank you for my ability to make music. "MOMMY.. You're tha reason my words, my beats, and my soul make a marriage, why I act and write above average, and without you...I aint shit". Thank you for givin' me tha gift bein' blunt,harsh, and radiant, all in tha same breath. NOW....
While you are tha most loving woman in my life, You've said some things that have crushed my spirit. Your brutal honest nature, has always left me sometimes, in tatters. While you are tha prototype, for tha woman, I would want to marry, You're also tha woman I fear. Also in tha same breath you rip me to pieces, you give me tha strength to bounce back. You are tha classic "Enigma wrapped in a riddle" AND... I LOVE YOU AS THA DAY IS LONG.
Aiight... there ya have it. No fancy way of endin' this rant but to say...This is how I look, sliced open.
Hit me @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or... FaceBook me..Orrrrr. follow my sliced up life on Twitter (Mayhemm09).
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Spread yo-self out.
Short..sweet and to tha point. I don't think this is gonna be a long, drawn out rant. (Stop tha damn clappin'.) All I really want to stress on this trip, is that...life's tooo short to not inspire, encourage and help others around us. You got to where you are, by emulatin' someone you've come across.
It's reaaallly important that we take what we learned, and PAY IT FORWARD. You don't realize, that your errrrday life inspires others. People sometimes choose their paths by tha company they keep. If that's tha case, then you need bring yo "A" game when it comes to inspiration.
Keep in mind, we cross each other's paths for a reason. Whether it's 10 seconds, months, or years...we have tha potential, to pass on tha radiant in us.
AIIIGHT! back to our regularly scheduled program.
FOLLOW ME On Twitter (mayhemm09) or FaceBook me. orrrr mayhemchild007@yahoo.com ONE LOVE.
It's reaaallly important that we take what we learned, and PAY IT FORWARD. You don't realize, that your errrrday life inspires others. People sometimes choose their paths by tha company they keep. If that's tha case, then you need bring yo "A" game when it comes to inspiration.
Keep in mind, we cross each other's paths for a reason. Whether it's 10 seconds, months, or years...we have tha potential, to pass on tha radiant in us.
AIIIGHT! back to our regularly scheduled program.
FOLLOW ME On Twitter (mayhemm09) or FaceBook me. orrrr mayhemchild007@yahoo.com ONE LOVE.
Monday, September 14, 2009
This sh*t's a religion.
*Stands in mirror in "Chicago Cubs" fitted cap pulled down imatating Jay-Z's "Tha Black Album"album cover. Steps to mic...puts earphones on.. Waits for tha beat* Let me tesify in 5...4...3...2...
FRIDAY NITE.
MANNN....Can REV'S in Country Club Hills IL. get any more on damn fire?!? Tha scene that nite was like more like a church revival, (Like tha Blues Brothers)than a club. How many nitespots you know, that are on and poppin' at 10 tha hell o'clock? (Think bout' it...I'll wait.)
Tha spot was packed at 10!!...Ten?!? yeah, I said it..TEN!! And it only got reallly crowded towards 11:30/Midnite!! And tha music....and tha phuckin music!!...TWO WORDS....SIMPLY AMAZIN'!!!.. ONE LOVE to all tha DJ's of tha nite. DJ Blendz, E-Smoove, and Liddell "NUNU" Townsend. Tha music was tha stuff , addictions are made of ! Tha beats of tha nite, drove tha crowd into a damn frenzy. NOTE: THERE IS NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC AS ESTATIC AS HOUSE MUSIC!! (Stop me if I lie!)You can tell tha music, healed a lot of souls on this trip.
And tha people?!?!....Mannn listennn... Tha music was tha paint , and tha people were tha canvas. (My poetic azz.) It did tha heart good, to see people lose themselves in tha moments. Well..there were some honorable mentions (Herrre we gooo...) Like tha dude that was dancin' wit tha speaker. Look... I don't mind any guy, that's by hisself to do tha "Two Step". But.. when ya start makin advances to tha speaker.. to quote my Grandma Cleopatra "That's jus nasty baby" What happens if tha speaker, don't like you like that. Don't be surprised if it brings you up on charges.
And to my ladies...if ya decide to do a "Ladies nite" out..be careful when tha "Inner Nasty Azz" flag goes up...that people don't witness those "Experimental" moments. (Ya know what i'm talkin' bout') Oh yeahhh..ladies some of ya'll should have to go through an application process to wear sleeveless...uh any damn thang! When ya arms resemble a flyin' squirrel underneath...go wit short phuckin' sleeves at least. Oh fellas.. stop laffin' cause' uh...It's a party setting. Why did some of ya'll come in wearin' shorts and muscle shirts, like we're playin' a pick up game at tha YMCA?!? Spend tha damn money and get some jeans and a decent pair of shoes...not those broke-azz Protege's ya wearin' (P.S. them shits is ugly..Women are not feelin' them)
And, ya gotta love Tha Black Star power that was in tha building. ONE LOVE to tha grammy award winning producers of Hula and Maurice Joshua and Azza K. Fingers, who were tha "Tha Conglomerate" of tha nite. And don't think I did'nt notice, Chicago's Tightest Female DJ..SunDance (Talent, Brains and Beauty...My lawd..) Totally holdin' it down wit tha crowd. All in all..this shindig was alll FAB.. ONE LOVE TO MY TRU'S ...Arlene M..Marc A., My dude Quincy, Big Eric D.,Tha Divine Ms Keeba.Tha Sultry Ms. Shon... and tha Beeeeauuutiful staff at Rev's.
SATURDAY NITE.
Back to tha scene of tha crime. (Yeah.. I realize It seems.. this is tha only place I go..but hell... At least I support..how bout' you?!?) This time, this is tha Saturday Revelations set featuring Byron Burke. (Ten City) I gotta show extreme love to tha Divine Ms. LaToya ST. Clair, and her street team of Lastreet Promotions, for some Sophisticated Grown and Sexyness. Tha music AGAIN was eclectic and colorful Big ups to DJ Debonair for takin it back to tha days of "Karate" shoes and "John Wayne" shirts (Don't act like ya can't remember!) And tha street team themselves were Modeled After their Boss...Brains and Beauty woven effectivly.
Now... don't think that this crowd, was more put together...PHUCKSSSS NO!! To My big dudes. If you're goin' to wear a chain, Make sure tha chain and pendant are loong tha hell enough!! Don't come in lookin' like, you're wearin' a gold choker!!!Fellas.. If ya chain gets tangled up in ya chest hair, GO IN THA BATHROOM AND SHAVE!! It looks like ya chain, is tangled in taco meat! OH LADIES.... Is there a reason that even if you can't balance, ya thickness in heels, ya still wear em'? There's a fine line between walkin wit grace, and walkin like you workin tha low end of Cicero Ave!
And for all. It was tooo crowded for an attitude. Some contributed to tha crowdin', by not goin to tha gym once in a while.
But. this set is a "MUST GO!!" For Saturday Nites! Drop in and see how Ms. ST.Clair and tha crew do it. SPECIAL ONE LOVE TO Mr. Thel Davis of REV'S AT 18221 PULASKI IN COUNTRY CLUB HILLS IL!! It does'nt get anymore professional or classy than you.
AIIIGHT! If there's any other events on ANYBODY'S agenda that I should see..(Or Emcee..Hint..hint..Can't keep workin' at Stuckey's all my life) hit me up @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com orrrrr...follow my shenanigans on Twitter (MAYHEMM09) orrrrrr FaceBook me (Shirts on please.)
FRIDAY NITE.
MANNN....Can REV'S in Country Club Hills IL. get any more on damn fire?!? Tha scene that nite was like more like a church revival, (Like tha Blues Brothers)than a club. How many nitespots you know, that are on and poppin' at 10 tha hell o'clock? (Think bout' it...I'll wait.)
Tha spot was packed at 10!!...Ten?!? yeah, I said it..TEN!! And it only got reallly crowded towards 11:30/Midnite!! And tha music....and tha phuckin music!!...TWO WORDS....SIMPLY AMAZIN'!!!.. ONE LOVE to all tha DJ's of tha nite. DJ Blendz, E-Smoove, and Liddell "NUNU" Townsend. Tha music was tha stuff , addictions are made of ! Tha beats of tha nite, drove tha crowd into a damn frenzy. NOTE: THERE IS NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC AS ESTATIC AS HOUSE MUSIC!! (Stop me if I lie!)You can tell tha music, healed a lot of souls on this trip.
And tha people?!?!....Mannn listennn... Tha music was tha paint , and tha people were tha canvas. (My poetic azz.) It did tha heart good, to see people lose themselves in tha moments. Well..there were some honorable mentions (Herrre we gooo...) Like tha dude that was dancin' wit tha speaker. Look... I don't mind any guy, that's by hisself to do tha "Two Step". But.. when ya start makin advances to tha speaker.. to quote my Grandma Cleopatra "That's jus nasty baby" What happens if tha speaker, don't like you like that. Don't be surprised if it brings you up on charges.
And to my ladies...if ya decide to do a "Ladies nite" out..be careful when tha "Inner Nasty Azz" flag goes up...that people don't witness those "Experimental" moments. (Ya know what i'm talkin' bout') Oh yeahhh..ladies some of ya'll should have to go through an application process to wear sleeveless...uh any damn thang! When ya arms resemble a flyin' squirrel underneath...go wit short phuckin' sleeves at least. Oh fellas.. stop laffin' cause' uh...It's a party setting. Why did some of ya'll come in wearin' shorts and muscle shirts, like we're playin' a pick up game at tha YMCA?!? Spend tha damn money and get some jeans and a decent pair of shoes...not those broke-azz Protege's ya wearin' (P.S. them shits is ugly..Women are not feelin' them)
And, ya gotta love Tha Black Star power that was in tha building. ONE LOVE to tha grammy award winning producers of Hula and Maurice Joshua and Azza K. Fingers, who were tha "Tha Conglomerate" of tha nite. And don't think I did'nt notice, Chicago's Tightest Female DJ..SunDance (Talent, Brains and Beauty...My lawd..) Totally holdin' it down wit tha crowd. All in all..this shindig was alll FAB.. ONE LOVE TO MY TRU'S ...Arlene M..Marc A., My dude Quincy, Big Eric D.,Tha Divine Ms Keeba.Tha Sultry Ms. Shon... and tha Beeeeauuutiful staff at Rev's.
SATURDAY NITE.
Back to tha scene of tha crime. (Yeah.. I realize It seems.. this is tha only place I go..but hell... At least I support..how bout' you?!?) This time, this is tha Saturday Revelations set featuring Byron Burke. (Ten City) I gotta show extreme love to tha Divine Ms. LaToya ST. Clair, and her street team of Lastreet Promotions, for some Sophisticated Grown and Sexyness. Tha music AGAIN was eclectic and colorful Big ups to DJ Debonair for takin it back to tha days of "Karate" shoes and "John Wayne" shirts (Don't act like ya can't remember!) And tha street team themselves were Modeled After their Boss...Brains and Beauty woven effectivly.
Now... don't think that this crowd, was more put together...PHUCKSSSS NO!! To My big dudes. If you're goin' to wear a chain, Make sure tha chain and pendant are loong tha hell enough!! Don't come in lookin' like, you're wearin' a gold choker!!!Fellas.. If ya chain gets tangled up in ya chest hair, GO IN THA BATHROOM AND SHAVE!! It looks like ya chain, is tangled in taco meat! OH LADIES.... Is there a reason that even if you can't balance, ya thickness in heels, ya still wear em'? There's a fine line between walkin wit grace, and walkin like you workin tha low end of Cicero Ave!
And for all. It was tooo crowded for an attitude. Some contributed to tha crowdin', by not goin to tha gym once in a while.
But. this set is a "MUST GO!!" For Saturday Nites! Drop in and see how Ms. ST.Clair and tha crew do it. SPECIAL ONE LOVE TO Mr. Thel Davis of REV'S AT 18221 PULASKI IN COUNTRY CLUB HILLS IL!! It does'nt get anymore professional or classy than you.
AIIIGHT! If there's any other events on ANYBODY'S agenda that I should see..(Or Emcee..Hint..hint..Can't keep workin' at Stuckey's all my life) hit me up @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com orrrrr...follow my shenanigans on Twitter (MAYHEMM09) orrrrrr FaceBook me (Shirts on please.)
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Track 24. (Internet Charm School.)
"Let's see what we can phuck wit next!" Usually when I echo these words, It usually means i'm about to go a lil' ape-shit. (No Darwin reference) Look...let's talk about this beast...this...machine...this rude sommmabitch called Tha Internets.
Aiiight..let's go all in. With any great device or interlectual aid, there are those that use these tools, for tha good and strengthening of one's self and others. And then...there are those who come along and...uh..how do I say this for my sensitive readers...ehhh...AH! YOU'RE PHUCKIN IT UP FOR ERRRONE ELSE.
LOOK! i've accepted tha fact, that tha internets is errybody's game. But, shit guys some of tha Coonery, Beanery and Douchebaggery that's bein' seen is down-phuckin-right sad. let me go "All phuckin in!!!"
To some of my "Myspace" and "Facebook" rappers/singers. (Some alleged) QUESTION: if I don't wanna hear yo "Casio Keyboard Mixtape vol.who gives a shit" in reeeally real life, what make ya think I wanna go to www. border line homo-thuggery.com and hear that shit in MP3?!? Oh yeah...what part of tha thuggery included goin' on these sites, askin' to be a "friend" wit ya damn shirt off?!? (Don't laugh singers..I got you too!)
To tha singers....PICK...A...DAMN...LANE! you can't be sexy,freaky,naughty,nasty, and then all of a sudden, you singin like ya tryin' out for a Tyler Perry play! As for askin' to be my "friend"...LADIES I rrreeeally don't care if your "Sweater Meat" (Clevage) is showin' It does'nt make you that much friendly. To all: Let ya talent show (And it will show.) leave tha gimmicks alone.
NOW...last but not least....EVERYBODY. For tha most part, I love tha positive feedback (And some negative) that i've seen. I cherish tha sentiments and scriptures that are displayed. They show that there is a thriving good in us all. AND THEN...ya got those that jus errry time ya look around..they're CONSTANTLY lettin ya know, that "Tha devil is all around them"
Reaally?!?! I mean phuckin reeeally?!? If that's tha case,and.. ElDiablo is chilln' at ya crib, How come cancer is'nt cured?!? How come tha war aint over?!?! How come kids are dyin' on our streets?!? How come some "Myspace" rappers/singers are still alive?!? (Ya thought it too.) Look...get over this "Whoa is me" shit. Sure, we all go into that dark place once in a while, but nothin'...nothin stays dark forever. Hell...even tha black hole is surrounded by bright stars.
I know this beast belongs to errybody (I stress that.) but let's try a refreshin' concept..BE...ONES...SELF. This beast, if used properly can enhance. If you're a stutterin' stammerin' idiot in reeally real life, chances are..you're gonna live on this bitch. And that's bad because some people STILL believe, that ya need personality.
For those that wonder,... I talk it how I live it. Hit me @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or FaceBook me (Shirts on pleease.) or follow this life on Twitter (Mayhemm09) ONE LOVE.
Aiiight..let's go all in. With any great device or interlectual aid, there are those that use these tools, for tha good and strengthening of one's self and others. And then...there are those who come along and...uh..how do I say this for my sensitive readers...ehhh...AH! YOU'RE PHUCKIN IT UP FOR ERRRONE ELSE.
LOOK! i've accepted tha fact, that tha internets is errybody's game. But, shit guys some of tha Coonery, Beanery and Douchebaggery that's bein' seen is down-phuckin-right sad. let me go "All phuckin in!!!"
To some of my "Myspace" and "Facebook" rappers/singers. (Some alleged) QUESTION: if I don't wanna hear yo "Casio Keyboard Mixtape vol.who gives a shit" in reeeally real life, what make ya think I wanna go to www. border line homo-thuggery.com and hear that shit in MP3?!? Oh yeah...what part of tha thuggery included goin' on these sites, askin' to be a "friend" wit ya damn shirt off?!? (Don't laugh singers..I got you too!)
To tha singers....PICK...A...DAMN...LANE! you can't be sexy,freaky,naughty,nasty, and then all of a sudden, you singin like ya tryin' out for a Tyler Perry play! As for askin' to be my "friend"...LADIES I rrreeeally don't care if your "Sweater Meat" (Clevage) is showin' It does'nt make you that much friendly. To all: Let ya talent show (And it will show.) leave tha gimmicks alone.
NOW...last but not least....EVERYBODY. For tha most part, I love tha positive feedback (And some negative) that i've seen. I cherish tha sentiments and scriptures that are displayed. They show that there is a thriving good in us all. AND THEN...ya got those that jus errry time ya look around..they're CONSTANTLY lettin ya know, that "Tha devil is all around them"
Reaally?!?! I mean phuckin reeeally?!? If that's tha case,and.. ElDiablo is chilln' at ya crib, How come cancer is'nt cured?!? How come tha war aint over?!?! How come kids are dyin' on our streets?!? How come some "Myspace" rappers/singers are still alive?!? (Ya thought it too.) Look...get over this "Whoa is me" shit. Sure, we all go into that dark place once in a while, but nothin'...nothin stays dark forever. Hell...even tha black hole is surrounded by bright stars.
I know this beast belongs to errybody (I stress that.) but let's try a refreshin' concept..BE...ONES...SELF. This beast, if used properly can enhance. If you're a stutterin' stammerin' idiot in reeally real life, chances are..you're gonna live on this bitch. And that's bad because some people STILL believe, that ya need personality.
For those that wonder,... I talk it how I live it. Hit me @ mayhemchild007@yahoo.com or FaceBook me (Shirts on pleease.) or follow this life on Twitter (Mayhemm09) ONE LOVE.
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