As I get my Autoerotism Asphyxiation on, (Tha lil Minx that wears all that black on my Facebook page, FINALLY said yes! Mmmm... And she's a squirter!!! NOTE: need Swim goggles.) I'm also puttin' together my "New beginnings" post.
I don't do year in reviews, that's what T.V. does for ya. I don't do New Year's resolutions because, I don't wanna resolute sh!t. I'm happy wit bein' me. (Think bout' it. I got this beautiful woman to do things wit me, that only farm animals would do, for only some Cheddar Biscuits at Red Lobster. Mmmm...*She squeezes neck firmly. Did'nt Climax yet.* Sorry, I almost blacked out.)
What I will do though, is go over things I plan to do, more. Ya see, resolutions are things ya try to either stop or "put a leash" on. Me, I plan to just enhance on, what i've been doin'.
- For instance, I plan to get out more. Not because i'm five cats away, from bein' that lonely old dude, eatin' Farina. (Ask ya momma what that was..) It's because, in order to write sh!t about life, ya gotta live life. It's easy to blog Fiction, tha hardest sh!t to write about, is always tha truth. Sooo...I think i'll sample some life from column A, and some from column B, and see what i'll crap out.
- Next. I wanna actually help some phuckas along tha way. i'm thinkin' that my sh!t, could maybe, help ya to know that, you're not alone when it comes to some weird, "Heath Ledger's Joker" type thoughts. (By tha way...Heath Ledger's Performance in "The Dark Knight" BEST EVAR.)
As you read this cyber toilet paper, ya realize that, I make you look sane. *Takes Red ball-gag out of mouth, to take a swig of Red Kool-Aid*
- Finally, I wanna stay growin', as a person. I never wanna become that bitter, old, phuck. I always wanna keep sharing, shinin' and continue to make ya sick, laugh, or masterbate to my profile pic. ( It could happen.)
Well...that's what i'm gonna do, this comin' year. Be prepared. Be afraid. Be open. I am.
*She tightens her "KittyMuscles", while tighting tha grip around his throat and...* AHHHHHGGHHH....... That's what i'm talkin' bout' *She gets up and fixes him Cheese-Eggs and Welch's grape juice*
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