I do Random.

*Cue song "Not Afraid" by Eminem. Sits up in bed, looks down at my "Cleveland Show" Underroos, wonders why he has'nt changed underwear in a few days.* *Reaches over for his laptop to sprew forth tha followin'....*

I really got to stop phuckin' around wit Abilify, and a Oxycodone chaser. Not only does it affect my judgement on sh!t, it affects my views. Wit that said, This ish right heeerre... is just random.

#Random: Ladies, I am a firm believer in that you're ALL beautiful. Tha only thing, to me, that makes a woman unattractive,  is her attitude. (Read and cherish that statement AGAIN.) BUUUUT..... Ladies, ya gotta be honest about your attitude and wardrobe situation. Not all of you can pull off wearin' a damn baby tee. I mean...sh!t. Is it me, or tha women wit tha highest self esteem, have tha most jacked up azz attitude, and body symetry?!?

It's always tha woman that looks like Michael Clarke Duncan in a baby tee, wants to tell me how "Her milkshake brings all tha boys to tha yard". Really?!? how about you get a side order ofhumility wit that Milkshake. Or ease up off tha milkshakes. #JustSayin'

#Random: Men are soooo phuckin' quick to say they're "Grown". BUUUT...some of us can't get past, that "Catch a girl, kiss a girl" stage of life. Now, some of us have matured into somewhat decent human beings, wit a sense of self. (Me go poopy by myself.) Some of us should be declared "Ghetto Autistic" (For my Caucasian  fanbase, "Bush 2001-2009". To my Hispanic fanbase, "El  Geeeto Stupidio")

Really?!? Ya ever notice that tha loudest one in tha room, is always tha one not really sayin' anything,  worth a sh!t? Fellas...try bein' quiet. Reflect before you direct. (I'm a profound azz today...*Smacks own azz*)

#Random: I should reeeally get out more. These lil' nuggets I came up wit, came from just people watchin', on tha way to tha clinic. (Don't worry future baby mothers, tha itchin' has died down considerably.) Just think of tha ish I can come up wit, just milling around tha multitudes again.

#Random: Tha truth about me is, my mom had an affair wit Antonio Fargus, and tha guy who installed our "On T.V." (Remember tham sh!ts?) and made me.

#Random: ALL Brown liquor (And some premium Vodkas) should be called "World look sooo goood" juice.

#Random: Ya ever notice people who do "Reality TV" shows, have so sense of what their reality is?

#Random:Ya ever notice when some people tell you they're a "Actor/Singer/Dancer/Entertainer" they neglect to tell you, its only as far as Facebook?!? (*Self-esteem swirls around tha toliet bowl.*)

#Random : Ya ever notice that sometimes, even tha most nonsense statements, at one point in life make sense?

#Random: Deep in your subconscious, tha last question is gonna bug tha Phuck out of you.





Now,  if you would excuse me, i've got some restraining orders to violate.
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